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sanjay22dahiya
October 18th, 2005, 01:00 AM
Ek be bhai tau devilal badiya safed kurta-doti arr apna desi lath leke rail me chad ke kati choda hoke dhara gaya.rail me thi bheed gani arr rabridevi apne sare 10-12 balakane leke patna tation te chadlee.eeb tau ne sochi ek-do balakane godi me bethalu par rabri ke cam thi,usne bhi ek-ek karke sare ladh diye tau ke.kau ke cho te ghana utha par bebus tha ke karta,man me nu vichar kar ra tha ak aagali pakad ke sara poocha pakad liya.........


itne me rabri pyar te nu boli "tau tohar ka nam hai"

tau bhi pyar te bola "beti mera nam hai KHUTI,keme kami rege ho arr aur kuch le re ho te vo bhi tang de":)

dahiyasaab
October 18th, 2005, 12:29 PM
One of the classic jokes
Actually it was repeated but has its own charm !
laga reh bhai !

sumitsehrawat
October 19th, 2005, 04:50 PM
Bhai Sanjay, tha to chutkala badiya....but shaayad yo aala padhan main ghana badiya laaagey. Kissse bahi nay bohot pehlum post karya tha....



ek bar jat apne gam se dosre gam ja raha tha. Jat ne bus pakdee aur darwaze ki seat ke dhore bhet gaya.
Beech mei bus ruki ek jagah, aur ek birwani apne bache aur ghane sara saman ke sath chadne lagi.
wa birwani ne jat ko ek thela diya aur boli " bhai zara yu thela pakadiyo" jat ne pakat liya
phir dosra thela liya aur boli "bhai zara yu thela bhi pakadiyo" jat ne pakat liya
phir teesra thela lia aur boli "bhai zara yu bhi pakadiyo" jat ne woh bhi pakatliya
itni der me jat pareshan ho gaya tha.
wa birwani ne ek aur thela diya aur boli " bhai yu aur pakat lei" jat nei wo bhi pakat liya"
tab wa birwani ne jat sei bhuji " bhai tera naam ke sei" jat bola " khuti su kuch bhi tange ja"