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devdahiya

October 25th, 2005, 10:16 AM

mukeshkumar007

October 25th, 2005, 10:48 AM

Ek ghanne bhundde Kaale chhore ke PHERE hon lagg rhe thhe.Achanak dulhan ke chehre par te Ghoonghat sharak gya aur uss dulhe ne kilki mari," Babbu mei phere konya lyun, ya te kaani se." Chhore ka babu chhuta-e bolya ," Arr tu ke se..je teri koe shakkal dekh le te ek hafta honss mei nahi aawe......Taggajje te chakkar kattein ja..na te kadd mei banggad dyunga salle REENCHH KE."
ha ha ha ha.... salle REENCHH KE" ha ha ha.... are baar re pait phat ga... devji ...itna mat na hasaya karo... doctor ke paise bi apke hi lag jayenge dekna....

ha ha ha-- salle REENCH KE"

anilsangwan

October 25th, 2005, 10:52 AM

Eb ke katya Rog Dev Ji....

Mahare Gaam mein ek kaana doosre kaane te milya aar bolya..."Susre itna sare aam na haandya kar...hum donu kise sagayee aale ne phet ge te gaam ke logan ka rishta hona bandh ho jyan ge...:)

nd-chora

October 25th, 2005, 11:33 AM

dahiya saheb kit te laye doondh ke bata te do.....kashuta hei

jitendershooda

October 25th, 2005, 09:49 PM

minnidagar

October 27th, 2005, 08:27 PM

ek baar ek jaat ar ek teli mein than gayi ke kunsa ghana shyana hai. dono ne sochya ke shayari ka muqabla kar ke dekh lyo.
TELI bolya:jat re jat tere sir pe khaat
jat ne ghana e sochya ar pher bolya
JAT bolya:teli re teli tere sir pe kohlu
teli bolya ya ke baat bani
jat bolya baat bane na bane bojh tale to marega tu

mansi1218

October 31st, 2005, 06:20 PM

hahaha
awesome!!

parmod

November 3rd, 2005, 05:37 PM

bahot badhiya bhai......majje aa gaye....lage raho

sumitsehrawat

November 18th, 2005, 01:06 PM

Ek ghanne bhundde Kaale chhore ke PHERE hon lagg rhe thhe.Achanak dulhan ke chehre par te Ghoonghat sharak gya aur uss dulhe ne kilki mari," Babbu mei phere konya lyun, ya te kaani se." Chhore ka babu chhuta-e bolya ," Arr tu ke se..je teri koe shakkal dekh le te ek hafta honss mei nahi aawe......Taggajje te chakkar kattein ja..na te kadd mei banggad dyunga salle REENCHH KE."

Aise aise 2-4 aur suna doge tay hum haste haste marr jaange.

Too good it is.

:-)s,
$umit

malikmca

November 18th, 2005, 02:12 PM

sahee rog katya dahiya sahab mja aa gya padh ke.....
sale REECH...:D :D :D

malikmca

November 18th, 2005, 02:13 PM

bhai Hooda ke baat kime rola ho gya ke Sangwan bhai galeya jo Jhojhu Klan pahoonch gya....ha ha ha....good guys....keep it up.....

ha ha .... ANIL YA TE WA BAAT HOGI ...

Dedh ne Dedh JHOJHU MEIN TOH LIYA ....HA HA

anilsangwan

November 18th, 2005, 03:22 PM

Bhai Malik Saab,

Menne to laage se Hooda ne maharey gaam te ghana lagaw sa ho gya deekhey sei.... Jhojhu Jisa gaam ke milan ka sei....Je kite aur Janam ho jata to menne Jhojhu mein ek ghar kiraaye pe le ke rehna pad ja hey....

Par Hooda Bhai ki baat bhi saachi sei...Unn donuaan mein te ek dedh bhi tha ;-) ...Naam te mein leta konya...nahi to lathh baaj jyaangey gaam mein....sir phut jyangey...maanas mar jyaangey...:D

Par Hooda saab menne nyu batao aap ne kyukar pichhana (Toh liya) woh...Joke mein te kaadh laaye?? :D

bhai Hooda ke baat kime rola ho gya ke Sangwan bhai galeya jo Jhojhu Kalan pahoonch gya....ha ha ha....good guys....keep it up.....

sumitsehrawat

November 18th, 2005, 03:42 PM

Yo Hooda kay kam gaaat main aaaya sai. Gunda dedh sai kati .....na tay Rohtak aale Premnagar main bhooj kay dekh lo koi. Badmaash say nira yo ......er fotu bhi tay issa he laaa rakhya sai.....junay 20 sa saal ka TIHAD main padya sai.

Kyon Hooda saab galat tay na kehdi kimmai. Eb logaa nay sachaayi ka tay bera he hona chahiyeh na.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha

mazaaak khatam ho gya sai ......asal baat tay ya sai ki Hooda bhai jisa mazzedar aadmi saari darti pai toh lo fer bhi na paavey. Bhai, bhot mitha boley kare mhaara Hooda. Bangalore main hasaaya bhi khoob karey. par beraaana mere bhyaah karaaan khaatar peeche padya rahe karey. isss ke bhi Anil Sangwan Bhai jisssi chaasdi si ut rhi sai Bhyaah ke naam ki. kara lo bhaiyo apne apne bhyaah......thode dinna main jib chimte tay thaari naak modegi na ....jib bera paatega. Seeedha Lotaa maar kay tolaa kar degi taat main thaari bahu......jib yaad aaavenge tamnay yeh din.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

:-)s,
$umit

malikmca

November 18th, 2005, 06:26 PM

Are bhai aur to sab theek hai Sumit par ek baat bta tu ghoom phir ke byah ka jikar jarror kar le hai har baar.....kade seedhe seedjhe kade doosre ke naam se.....chakkar ke hai tera.....seedhee seedhee bta de na ke chawe hai pher Hooda Bhai aur Sangwan bhai hai wo aap dekh lenge ek baar bol de tu khul ke ....:D :D :D

Yo Hooda kay kam gaaat main aaaya sai. Gunda dedh sai kati .....na tay Rohtak aale Premnagar main bhooj kay dekh lo koi. Badmaash say nira yo ......er fotu bhi tay issa he laaa rakhya sai.....junay 20 sa saal ka TIHAD main padya sai.

Kyon Hooda saab galat tay na kehdi kimmai. Eb logaa nay sachaayi ka tay bera he hona chahiyeh na.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha

mazaaak khatam ho gya sai ......asal baat tay ya sai ki Hooda bhai jisa mazzedar aadmi saari darti pai toh lo fer bhi na paavey. Bhai, bhot mitha boley kare mhaara Hooda. Bangalore main hasaaya bhi khoob karey. par beraaana mere bhyaah karaaan khaatar peeche padya rahe karey. isss ke bhi Anil Sangwan Bhai jisssi chaasdi si ut rhi sai Bhyaah ke naam ki. kara lo bhaiyo apne apne bhyaah......thode dinna main jib chimte tay thaari naak modegi na ....jib bera paatega. Seeedha Lotaa maar kay tolaa kar degi taat main thaari bahu......jib yaad aaavenge tamnay yeh din.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

:-)s,
$umit

jitendershooda

November 19th, 2005, 03:14 PM

Par Hooda saab menne nyu batao aap ne kyukar pichhana (Toh liya) woh...Joke mein te kaadh laaye?? :D

ha ha Sangwan hade te tene DHAPPAA Kahe di mere yaaarrrr....

jitendershooda

November 19th, 2005, 03:24 PM

Yo Hooda kay kam gaaat main aaaya sai. Gunda dedh sai kati .....na tay Rohtak aale Premnagar main bhooj kay dekh lo koi. Badmaash say nira yo ......er fotu bhi tay issa he laaa rakhya sai.....junay 20 sa saal ka TIHAD main padya sai.

Kyon Hooda saab galat tay na kehdi kimmai. Eb logaa nay sachaayi ka tay bera he hona chahiyeh na.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha

:-)s,
$umit

Bhai Sumit wo mahabharat mein yudhisthir ne kahi thi ne ...

ASHWASTHAMA MARYA GAYA ..........

ITNA SUNTE HI LOGA NE ROLLA MACHA DIYA ER DRONACHARYA NE HATHIYAR DAAL DIYE ....

PACHE USNE KAHI ....... NAR(ADMI) NAHI KUNJAR (HATHI)....

...TE DEKHIYE MERE BEERA KADE WAHE KAHNI MERI GALYAN BANVA DE TUN ... ER DOGA BREGADE SONEPAT AADE TE HE ULTI MUD JYA ....HA HA HA .... THARE JISE ROTIAN KI BHI NAHI TOKENGE PHER JE MEIN RANDA RAHEGYA TE ...

NYWAy thanks a lot for good words for me ....

jitendershooda

November 19th, 2005, 03:26 PM

tolaa kar degi taat main thaari bahu......jib yaad aaavenge tamnay yeh din.

:-)s,
$umit

Ha ha ha ... Chokha sangwan, Khaagad ne

tolaa kar degi taat main thaari BUA .......

Na Kahi .... iska kuch nahi bera yo ke kahe de ...

sumitsehrawat

November 21st, 2005, 09:24 AM

Bhai Sumit wo mahabharat mein yudhisthir ne kahi thi ne ...

ASHWASTHAMA MARYA GAYA ..........

ITNA SUNTE HI LOGA NE ROLLA MACHA DIYA ER DRONACHARYA NE HATHIYAR DAAL DIYE ....

PACHE USNE KAHI ....... NAR(ADMI) NAHI KUNJAR (HATHI)....

...TE DEKHIYE MERE BEERA KADE WAHE KAHNI MERI GALYAN BANVA DE TUN ... ER DOGA BREGADE SONEPAT AADE TE HE ULTI MUD JYA ....HA HA HA .... THARE JISE ROTIAN KI BHI NAHI TOKENGE PHER JE MEIN RANDA RAHEGYA TE ...

NYWAy thanks a lot for good words for me ....

acche insaaano ke baaare me accha hi likha aur bola jaaata hai Hooda saab.
I am so lucky to have a friend like you.

:-)s,
$umit

anilsangwan

November 21st, 2005, 10:18 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha..

Hooda Bhai, bahoot badhiya... "DOGA BRIGADE" haans haans ke mar gya bhai kati...Bhai Hooda par nyu batao...Yeh aap khatir DOGA BRIGADE Sonipat kaanhya te hey kyun aawegi...menne to daal kime kaali laage sei?

Bhai kit jas rop raakhya sei...bata te diye khagad...Kade kela kella byah karwa jya...Janoo Ganda paadya aar khet te bahar...

Aaar bhai hariyaane mein ek baat bahoot sare aam dekhan ne paa jya sei: "Malang ( Raandey) to Bhukhey marya karen se...aar widhwa lugayee mauj karya karen se..."

To bhai Jitu, Sumit, Sandeep ..... saare aapni aapni Rotiyan ka jugaad kar lyo...kade pade reh jao Bangalore mein...aar date expire ho jya..... :D:D:D

( ...Aar mein bhi thaarey gail soon....mera bhi khayaal rakhiyo...)

Cheers!!

[QUOTE=jitendershooda]Bhai Sumit wo mahabharat mein yudhisthir ne kahi thi ne ...

...TE DEKHIYE MERE BEERA KADE WAHE KAHNI MERI GALYAN BANVA DE TUN ... ER DOGA BREGADE SONEPAT AADE TE HE ULTI MUD JYA ....HA HA HA .... THARE JISE ROTIAN KI BHI NAHI TOKENGE PHER JE MEIN RANDA RAHEGYA TE ...

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nd-chora

November 21st, 2005, 10:48 AM

re banglore aalo jama karad-karad maro sho, thaara te rog katana padega, datte raho thode din pahlyan aapna kara lun ek be !
Byah te aage bhi kimme hoya karre...uski baat bhi ker liya karo...log nu kah sai ghanna dukh ho jya sai....tamm lagge sai wo dekhana chaho sho.

jitendershooda

November 21st, 2005, 10:36 PM

re banglore aalo jama karad-karad maro sho, thaara te rog katana padega, datte raho thode din pahlyan aapna kara lun ek be !

bhai nd-chore jee sa aagya reply padh ke ne .....thadu hansa bhai aakhiri shabd padh ke te .... hude Korea mein kise michi aankhyan aali gail nain na mila liye bhai .....KADE SAARI UMAR KENKDE,Cocroach KHAVE .....BALAK BHI PICHAN MEIN NAHI AAVENGE EK KISI BREED HAI .... :D

sumitsehrawat

November 22nd, 2005, 10:53 AM

"Michi aaakhyaan aaali gel"

ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha

is baat pay Anil Sangwan ka kya kehna hai ..... mannay tay Anil bhai ki aaaakh michi michi si dikhey say. "Eva"?????

ha ha ha

:-)s,
$umit

nd-chora

November 22nd, 2005, 11:08 AM

bhai nd-chore jee sa aagya reply padh ke ne .....thadu hansa bhai aakhiri shabd padh ke te .... hude Korea mein kise michi aankhyan aali gail nain na mila liye bhai .....KADE SAARI UMAR KENKDE,Cocroach KHAVE .....BALAK BHI PICHAN MEIN NAHI AAVENGE EK KISI BREED HAI .... :D

MICHI AANKHYAN AALI...............HHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOO

BHAI JITU AANKH KIT SAIN INKE, TARED SI SAIn BAS
ar mein isha kaam na karun bhai nain milaan ka, Jat breed bigadani thodi sai...jama baander paida ho jange.

arjun

November 22nd, 2005, 05:54 PM

wah bhai yeh to bahut buri hui

anilsangwan

November 22nd, 2005, 07:10 PM

Baandar...Kyun Bhai saab Kise Jatni te byah kariyo....aar Jhote se ...Jhote se baalak paida kario....hum ne bhi Chacha kuhawante aana G sa aa jyaga...aar we will feel proud :D :D

Kidding !!!

MICHI AANKHYAN AALI...............HHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOO

Jat breed bigadani thodi sai...jama baander paida ho jange.

jitendershooda

November 22nd, 2005, 08:29 PM

MICHI AANKHYAN AALI...............HHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOO

BHAI JITU AANKH KIT SAIN INKE, TARED SI SAIn BAS

Ha ha ha TARED . .... :D

Bhai davendar, un ek baat te se ineh dheed saaf karan khatar te aachaya hanga lake ne aankh ( ye tared ) padni padti hongi .... ha ha par un ek sukh bhi se andhi ravda aa jya te kime nahi bade susre kiya mein ....

anil ki baat ka bhi dhayan raakhiyo ....enjoy bhai