hum teh baat mein they !!!

[dahiyasaab]

Kissey bhai ne agar sonepat rohtak k rout ka maja na liya ho the jarour liye aer driver aer condutor dhore baithney ka mouka haath lagey teh baat te k bhai, ek baar sonipat se bahut sarre college ke ladke bas main chadd liye kati uppra tali, bus jamma alge-alge chaal rhi thi.chorre baar-2 kilki marr rahe they -"Tau tej chala le nai". thodi haan teh apna driver tau chup raha par pher tau ne gussa aa gya. brake mare aur khada ho k bolya - isne sar par dhar ke bhaj loon teh !!!

EK aur kissa

Taai : re beta conductor jhanki kholiye ... mere tel chadah sah
Conductor : haan tel chadah sah ... baan baith rahi sah ..... tel chadah sah ... !!

Ek bey conductor : ticket le lo kisey ne na li ho teh agay thare mama (Ticket Checker) bethey pawengey, Bha k bha dein lag raha su, kaide haando pachey taith kujaantey !!
Ek aadmi : diye bhai ek ticket !
Condutor : Kit ki ?
Aadmi : Aagle gaam ki !
Conductor : yoh kit se ?
Aadmi : Aer Rohat ki dedey !
Condutor : Jab pehla naam le ti haanya muh dukhe tha !

One lady to Driver: taariye ek bey !
Driver ne slow kar di per wa ruk kan k intezaar mein thi,
driver ne pher panja daab diya, lady pher chou mein boli dhed k beej kit le k jaaga
Driver birdaye jhotey ki tarya lakha k “ aur k goudi tha k taaru, pad le talen ne ! “

[jitendershooda]

ha ha bhai kati chitra taar diya tene te aasli aala ....maja aa gaya ...

[anjalikadiyan]

ded kay biz kit le jagaa
hahahha
mera to pet phat gya
wah wah wah
:D

[devdahiya]

Good jokes Ankur............Katti thethh. Enjoyed them, thanx.

[anjalikadiyan]

ek bai ek jat jatni tay bolya jatni chalo aaj main ristedari main ho aoon. Jatni boli ak na tu mana chod kay na jaiye tere bina to mana roti bhi achi ni lagti.
jat bolya achya. tae jat ne sochya ak dekhoon to ya mere pache kay kare jat ghar te chalya gya jatlni qwad main chali gaye uske pache jat ghara tand pay luk ka beth gya. jatni aye ar boli aj to jai roya ka ja re se main churma kay kay khaoongi wa churma bana kay gaan ne den chali gye jat ne utar kay sara kha liya jatni ne pher kichdi banaye ar ghana y ghi pa liya ar thandi honi dhar kay bahar chali gye jat usna bhi kha gya ar khat pay utar ka beth gya. jatni aye ar boli ak a gya tu jaat bolyan haan, jat kawa ak jatni aaj ta mana ek saanp dekhya jatni boli ak kissa kissa tha jat bolya churme kay pind barga mota tha
jatni boli ak kukar chale the jat bolya jukar kichdi mai ghi hale tha
jat ne le lad khub kuti ar bolya ak mere pache churma ar kichdi khawe se ar kawa tera bina to mana roti bhi achi na lagti

[hamendra]

Badiya hai MADAM