bijenderdahiya
November 28th, 2005, 10:33 AM
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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar :yeh kya,
sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two
coats"
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He
checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears
using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok!
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar :yeh kya,
sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two
coats"
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He
checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears
using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok!