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devdahiya
December 4th, 2005, 04:34 PM
It's not difficult. To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend [yaddi]
2. a companion [ helper]
3. a lover [ gudd khwaniya]
4. a brother [ rakhhi bandhwaniya]
5. a father [ babbu]
6. a master [ musibat aa jya te apna sirr fudwa le]
7. a chef [ rasoiya]
8. an electrician [ bijali aala]
9. a carpenter [ khatti]

10. a plumber [ tutte bathroom theek karaniya]
11. a mechanic [ mistari ]
12. a decorator [ bistar theek karaniya]
13. a stylist [ bander]

14. a sexologist [ daai]
15. a gynecologist [ aurton aala dacder]

16. a psychologist [ thodda pagal...janooni]
17. a pest exterminator [ dawai chhidkania]
18. a psychiatrist [ paglyan ka dacder]
19. a healer [ jib wa rowe te uske aasuwan ka katora bhar ke pijya....khussi-2 ]
20. a good listener [ sune ja...bolle nahin kati ]
21. an organizer [ balka nei khila le, ghar ki safai mei lagya reh ]
22. a good father [ bechara baap ]
23. very clean [ chikna- chuppda ]
24. sympathetic [ sabar karaniya ]
25. athletic [ bhaj ke kaam karania....kehte-e ]
26. warm [ tatta......meethha bolyein ja ]
27. attentive [ morr kese kanna aala ]
28. gallant [ Tagdda--bahadur.....ek issare pe kat marjya ]
29. intelligent [ Hoshyar]
30. funny [ bhandella ]
31. creative [ kimme na kimme naya karta reh ]
32. tender [ khargosh jisa kachcha ]
33. strong [ Ambuja cement jissa majboot arr tikau ]
34. understanding [ Han mein haan milawaniya ]
35. tolerant [ Sab kyahein nei peewaniyan ]
36. prudent [ Dabbu ]
37. ambitious [ Tarakki passand....aagge badhhaniyan ]
38. capable [ Honhar]
39. courageous [ Bahaddur.......Bibi kahe te kue mei kood jya ]
40. determined [ Buludhh ki trahan....chahe kitna bhi load ladd dyo ]
41. true [ Jhoothha nahi ho kati bi ]
42. dependable [ Sarra bojh thha le jo ]
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [ ye bhi jaroori sein]

44. give her compliments regularly [ Tu bohot aachhi, suthari ]
45. love shopping [ Pisse bhi de arr gelyan-2 handde bhi ]
46. be honest [ kasutta IMANDAR...BIBI TE KOE JHOOTH NAHIN BOLTA HO]
47. be very rich [ Maldaar ]
48. not stress her out [ Usnne phool ki dhhal rakhkhe ]
49. not look at other girls [ Apni aankh kati bandh kar le]

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself [ uski aarti utarein ja ]
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself [ Koe kaam na karwawe..ranni chhoddein rakhkhe]
52. give her lots of space [ Bister toddan ki purri fursat ]

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:[ BHOOL MATT JYAIO]
* birthdays [ uska arr uske saare ghar aalyan ke janamdin ]
* anniversaries [ Byah aala din ]
* arrangements she makes { je kadde koe kaam kar de te uski chhikke baddai ]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :[ Bechara aadmi ]

1. Let him have the remote control. [ Chaudhhar...ha..ha..ha ]
2. Leave him in peace. [ Shanti...dhhundhte reh jaoge ]
3. Feed him well [ 2 rotti.....ha...ha..ha]



Courtesy: GOOGLE .COM

anilsangwan
December 5th, 2005, 07:46 AM
Dev Ji,

Kati sahi julm kaatya...Kit 53 baat...aar kit 3... :confused:

Mera te sir chakraa gya....itne saude karne padengey kay??

Fer to Raam e Rukhaala sei bhai...... :D

~Anil

It's not difficult. To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend [yaddi]
2. a companion [ helper]
3. a lover [ gudd khwaniya]
4. a brother [ rakhhi bandhwaniya]
5. a father [ babbu]
6. a master [ musibat aa jya te apna sirr fudwa le]
7. a chef [ rasoiya]
8. an electrician [ bijali aala]
9. a carpenter [ khatti]

10. a plumber [ tutte bathroom theek karaniya]
11. a mechanic [ mistari ]
12. a decorator [ bistar theek karaniya]
13. a stylist [ bander]

14. a sexologist [ daai]
15. a gynecologist [ aurton aala dacder]

16. a psychologist [ thodda pagal...janooni]
17. a pest exterminator [ dawai chhidkania]
18. a psychiatrist [ paglyan ka dacder]
19. a healer [ jib wa rowe te uske aasuwan ka katora bhar ke pijya....khussi-2 ]
20. a good listener [ sune ja...bolle nahin kati ]
21. an organizer [ balka nei khila le, ghar ki safai mei lagya reh ]
22. a good father [ bechara baap ]
23. very clean [ chikna- chuppda ]
24. sympathetic [ sabar karaniya ]
25. athletic [ bhaj ke kaam karania....kehte-e ]
26. warm [ tatta......meethha bolyein ja ]
27. attentive [ morr kese kanna aala ]
28. gallant [ Tagdda--bahadur.....ek issare pe kat marjya ]
29. intelligent [ Hoshyar]
30. funny [ bhandella ]
31. creative [ kimme na kimme naya karta reh ]
32. tender [ khargosh jisa kachcha ]
33. strong [ Ambuja cement jissa majboot arr tikau ]
34. understanding [ Han mein haan milawaniya ]
35. tolerant [ Sab kyahein nei peewaniyan ]
36. prudent [ Dabbu ]
37. ambitious [ Tarakki passand....aagge badhhaniyan ]
38. capable [ Honhar]
39. courageous [ Bahaddur.......Bibi kahe te kue mei kood jya ]
40. determined [ Buludhh ki trahan....chahe kitna bhi load ladd dyo ]
41. true [ Jhoothha nahi ho kati bi ]
42. dependable [ Sarra bojh thha le jo ]
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [ ye bhi jaroori sein]

44. give her compliments regularly [ Tu bohot aachhi, suthari ]
45. love shopping [ Pisse bhi de arr gelyan-2 handde bhi ]
46. be honest [ kasutta IMANDAR...BIBI TE KOE JHOOTH NAHIN BOLTA HO]
47. be very rich [ Maldaar ]
48. not stress her out [ Usnne phool ki dhhal rakhkhe ]
49. not look at other girls [ Apni aankh kati bandh kar le]

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself [ uski aarti utarein ja ]
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself [ Koe kaam na karwawe..ranni chhoddein rakhkhe]
52. give her lots of space [ Bister toddan ki purri fursat ]

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:[ BHOOL MATT JYAIO]
* birthdays [ uska arr uske saare ghar aalyan ke janamdin ]
* anniversaries [ Byah aala din ]
* arrangements she makes { je kadde koe kaam kar de te uski chhikke baddai ]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :[ Bechara aadmi ]

1. Let him have the remote control. [ Chaudhhar...ha..ha..ha ]
2. Leave him in peace. [ Shanti...dhhundhte reh jaoge ]
3. Feed him well [ 2 rotti.....ha...ha..ha]



Courtesy: GOOGLE .COM

jyotijoon
December 5th, 2005, 09:18 AM
How many points did you try? You make our BHABHI JI happy or not? If not try and try untill you succeed. you looks like very experienced.

nd-chora
December 5th, 2005, 09:32 AM
jib wa rowe te uske aasuwan ka katora bhar ke pijya....khussi-2........................hahahahah hohohooho..maar diye katti aaj te ristedaar
office aale bhu nyu bujhe sen aaj kyun hashe se baitha-baitha
hhklp

devdahiya
December 5th, 2005, 04:35 PM
How many points did you try? You make our BHABHI JI happy or not? If not try and try untill you succeed. you looks like very experienced.



ha..ha..ha. Theek se bebe, aapki baat pe amal karunga. veisse to 20 saal hogye is duniyadari mei[shyaddi krein] par saare pre-requisits te nahin pure huye....arr lagta hei ho bhi na sakte......par pher bi koshish jaroor karunga. Thanks for egging me on.

devdahiya
January 19th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Dev Ji,

Kati sahi julm kaatya...Kit 53 baat...aar kit 3... :confused:

Mera te sir chakraa gya....itne saude karne padengey kay??

Fer to Raam e Rukhaala sei bhai...... :D

~Anil



Anil ye laddoo te khanne-e padeingge bhai.....chahe haan karo chahe na karo.
Agar bulaya....arr je na bhi bulaya arr bera patt gya...jaroor pohnchuga thari shyadiyan mei. Batta-e diyo bhai........God bless !

vijay
January 19th, 2006, 06:41 PM
Dev Ji

Itne sari baate to yaad bi nahi rahengi karna to door ki baat hai.
kam se kam main to nahi kar sakta.:confused:

Please guide me should i marry or not ?
Actually i am looking for a girl to get married with.
Should i postpone my search ?

nikitadhaiya
January 19th, 2006, 07:04 PM
are Mr dev women r not soooooooooooo demanding and men r not so easy...
behind every sucessful man there is always a woman...........dont forget

ajeetsingh
January 19th, 2006, 07:13 PM
nikita ji. u said that behind every sucess ful man there is a woman.MAY BE TWO

nikitadhaiya
January 19th, 2006, 07:24 PM
Mr. ajeet jab do-do hoonge tab to 53 ke 53 points karne he padenge

devdahiya
January 19th, 2006, 07:57 PM
Dev Ji

Itne sari baate to yaad bi nahi rahengi karna to door ki baat hai.
kam se kam main to nahi kar sakta.:confused:

Please guide me should i marry or not ?
Actually i am looking for a girl to get married with.
Should i postpone my search ?



You must...why not...by all means........go ahead. Byah ke saare geet sachche nahin huya karte. ha...ha...ha.

devdahiya
January 19th, 2006, 07:59 PM
are Mr dev women r not soooooooooooo demanding and men r not so easy...
behind every sucessful man there is always a woman...........dont forget



Behind every unsucceful woman...there is a man too............Is not it Nikita? ha..ha..ha [kidding] I know dear...thats why i am married for 20 years....all the best to you though.

fool4love
January 19th, 2006, 11:40 PM
"men r not so easy..." nikitadhaiya ...sm points in fvr
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

devdahiya
January 20th, 2006, 07:54 AM
"men r not so easy..." nikitadhaiya ...sm points in fvr
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!



Kamal bhai ya bhi khoob kahi...lagge raho.

nikitadhaiya
January 20th, 2006, 12:16 PM
"men r not so easy..." nikitadhaiya ...sm points in fvr
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
thnk u.....i really appreciate people who accept truths abt themselves...no hypocracy..

shivamchaudhary
January 20th, 2006, 12:29 PM
Sahi Kaha Aapane
SAADI KA LADDO: KHAYE WO BHI PACHTAYE OR
JO NA KHAYE WO BHI..............

pragati
January 20th, 2006, 12:37 PM
thanks Kamal for taking girl's side....