Babbu Re Mera Byah Karwa De

[devdahiya]

Raldhoo 23 saal ka hogya arr ustte chhotte balkkan ka bhi byah hogya per uske byah ka koe jikare nahin karre tha. Raldhoo ghanna dukhi hokke ek din apnne babbu ne ke bolya:



Babbu re manne chhori dekh li Love marriage karwa lyunga
Je na manya tu baat meri te mei jeher ki puddiya kha lyunga


Herre 23 ka mei purra hogya, ummar likadti ja rhi se
Tere chichddi laddti konya, Maa kitna shor macha rhi se
Court mei shaddi karwaun, Kyun tu ho rhya se goonga
Je na manyaa............................................ ...


USKA BABBU KE BOLYA:


ND matna pakke Raldhoo, kyun itna itrawe se
Paher ke apni ya landdi burshet[bushshirt], kyun itna girkawe se
Thhali handde, gaal todd di, tere sirr mei motta lathh dyunga
Ke te banjya manass dhorri, na te kadhh tne ghar te dyunga


RALDHHO KE BOLYA:


Samme,Naffe,Kartare ke balak 4-4 hoge
Dhandha pittun 24 ghantte, orr ke meri jyan lyoge
Ibb nahin mannu baat teri mei, Ganga ji mei nha lyunga
Je na..........................................



RALDHHOO KA BABBU:


Taang teri mei lachak ya bhunddi,kavve kesa rang tera
Kunn tere tein karre ga parthhe, Tne na otte kuwa-jhera
Dharti ne kyun katte re kanne, kiska paad tne sunghya [ who instigated you]
Ke te banjya manass.......................................

[mukendrasingh]

Dev ji, aapke ye chutkle kade hamne marwavange.

AAj mane aur mere dost (pakistani) ne jib ye do char line padhi to hum kasute hasan laag gae to mahra master nu bola re chhoron tamhne ke pagya, itne hasan laag re ure class main. chup chap ye script likh lo ne to class te bahar kadh dunga. magar hum na ruke hasan te to master neu bolya bahi mane bhi bata do issa ke pagya tamnhe, mane bhi angreji aave sai.

main bola master ji, angreji to maadi moti samaj bhi leo so magar yo janjal aapki samaj te bahar sai.

Master: are to isne french main translate ker de, issa ke likh rakha se iss old man(dev ji) ne.

Main bola master ji, mane french to aave sai, per yo dhuma dev ji ne taha rakha se apni baski baat na sai ke apne samja dun. Main to apne iska saaransh bata sakun sun.

dev ji laage rho, mahra master bhut thanda sai, vo kaha kaha kare ke class te kaad dunga per kadya na kare.

[nd-chora]

chhichadi..................hahahahah, kitt te dhundya yu word, ristedaar hum to bhullann laag ge isse baaher likde, kai t aapki post padh ke yaad aawaen sein.............lekin bahut hi badhiya rog kaat ryakhya sei

[anilsangwan]

Hats Off Dev Sir!!!

Mein Sahi kahoon soon ek kitaab likh dyo tame sa kaadh ke.... Haryana...India e nahi...Poorey World mein famous honi sei waa...aar Yoh Mukendra bhai ka master bhi haath mein kitaab thaaye...Mukendra bhai k paachhey paachey haandega...." Aak bhai aan line ka matlab bataiye... Koi menne Raldhoo te milwa dyo...Sundu Dikha Dyo...Tau ke darshan karwa dyo ek be.... :D "

...Aar Mukendra bhai Haryanvi ka itna eshaan dikhawega hude ....Harayanvi French/German/Spanish har ki Kaki laage gee sab ne....

Aar saachi bataoon te...haryane mein Hooda Ji te request kar ke...text book banwa dyaange us kitaab ne...aakhir sab ne bera paate mahari sanskriti...sense of humor...aar culture ka...

Laage raho nyu e !!!

Dev ji, aapke ye chutkle kade hamne marwavange.

AAj mane aur mere dost (pakistani) ne jib ye do char line padhi to hum kasute hasan laag gae to mahra master nu bola re chhoron tamhne ke pagya, itne hasan laag re ure class main. chup chap ye script likh lo ne to class te bahar kadh dunga. magar hum na ruke hasan te to master neu bolya bahi mane bhi bata do issa ke pagya tamnhe, mane bhi angreji aave sai.

main bola master ji, angreji to maadi moti samaj bhi leo so magar yo janjal aapki samaj te bahar sai.

Master: are to isne french main translate ker de, issa ke likh rakha se iss old man(dev ji) ne.

Main bola master ji, mane french to aave sai, per yo dhuma dev ji ne taha rakha se apni baski baat na sai ke apne samja dun. Main to apne iska saaransh bata sakun sun.

dev ji laage rho, mahra master bhut thanda sai, vo kaha kaha kare ke class te kaad dunga per kadya na kare.

[devdahiya]

chhichadi..................hahahahah, kitt te dhundya yu word, ristedaar hum to bhullann laag ge isse baaher likde, kai t aapki post padh ke yaad aawaen sein.............lekin bahut hi badhiya rog kaat ryakhya sei




Ristedar apni boli ek baar sikhhe pachhe konya bhulli jaya karti jukar ek be cycle ke pedal marre pachhe cycle kadde na bhulli jatti. Cheers !