bijenderdahiya
December 20th, 2005, 10:48 AM
case of kiss and a slap:
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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling
in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it
gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing
sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there
looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his
face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Bush again
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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling
in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it
gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing
sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there
looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his
face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Bush again