rana1979
December 21st, 2005, 06:24 AM
Once a guy (non Haryanvi) sees a man perched on top of a clock tower. He stops and starts watching him. After some time, he asks - Ye kharab ho gayi kya, thik kar rahe ho?
Haryanvi replies, disgusted at the obvious - Naa bhai, meri ankhen kharab hein, Time dekhan ne chadhya hoo.
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A funeral procession is passing. A passerby asks, Oho, yeh margya kya?
Disgusted answer: Naa, bajaar ghoomaan leke java, shaam ne vapis ghar chod dyenge.
Haryanvi replies, disgusted at the obvious - Naa bhai, meri ankhen kharab hein, Time dekhan ne chadhya hoo.
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A funeral procession is passing. A passerby asks, Oho, yeh margya kya?
Disgusted answer: Naa, bajaar ghoomaan leke java, shaam ne vapis ghar chod dyenge.