Kallu Ka Twist

[devdahiya]

Ek chhora tha uss ka naam thha Kallu. Wo Rohtak college mei padhhan jaya karta. Body builder thha arr ghee kha-2 kei gich ho rhya tha. Hieght bhi 6foot te uppar. Rojj bus mei chadhhta arr kehta," Kallu ticket nahin liya karre bhai." Uski sehat nei dekh kei conductor uss ne ticket ki nahin bujhya karta, par uske chho bohot uthhta. Conductor nei bhi ghee khanna shuru kar diya arr 2 mhine pachhe jib aachha hatta-katta hogya arr nyu sochi ak takkar le sakke se te ek din jib Kallu bus mei chadhhya arr bolya," Bhai Kallu ticket nahin liya karta." Te conductor kardda ho ke bolya," Kyun na liya karre,ghanna ND pakk rhya se Kallu?" Kallu bolya," Kyunki Kallu ne pure saal ka pass banwa rakhya sei."

[devdahiya]

Conductor bolya," Re Kallu tne pehlyan na batai ke tere dhorre pass se....Lya Dikha." Kallu ne pass dikhaya te wo 4 saal purana thha. Conductor bolya bhai Kallu yo nahin challe. Kallu bolya bhai pachhle 4 saal te te challe thha...KIMME AAJJE TAKLEEF HUI SEI.

[downtoearth]

good.................

[arunshamli]

ghana jordar aadmi thaa kallu bee.....

kati rog kat diya....

[keshavdahiya]

Gud job and Also Dahiya saab what u added later wasonly a bit of humor.....
but it was the main joke.....

bhai iisse isse laya karo.....je sa aa jya se.
Isse chutkale pache yaad aa ke ghanni hansi aaya karre.

[anildabas1701]

ghana swad aagaya bhai sahab

[anildabas1701]

ek kalu tha, arr uska naam pada kalu kyonki meri batti ka jama thaye ghana kala.......ek din jaade mein kaalu ki maa nei nahva dhava ke nei gham mein bitha diya.......jad mein ke ek tau likda arr kalu nei dekhte hi bola bhai aaj to bangan sa dhoke dhardiya