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downtoearth
December 22nd, 2005, 01:36 PM
# ek chamaar ki chorri chatt pe sey gir gayee..chamaar usneyy doctor key le jaaneey ke bajay nu bolya akk iskey dard to hoo rahyaa kaan aur bind dyooo

## do chamaar cinema dekhn chaley gaye to film mein sher
aa gaya to ek chamaar uth ke bhajj liya too .ek nu bolya arey ya to film hai..chamaar nu bolya kakka taney bera sey ya film hai ,manney bera sey ya film hai ,SHER ney to koni bera ya film sey.....

### pher donno Sholay dekhan challey gaye
GABBUR>>> kaun hain woo dono,,,,,
itna sundey hi dono haath jord key kharey ho gaye aur bolley
meham ke chamar hain ji,,,,,,last mein Veeru aa gaya
VEERU>>>> Basanti in kuttoon ke aagey matt nachna
CHAMAAR>> nachdi kissi nahi 10, 10 aali le rakhi hai

captmanjeet
December 22nd, 2005, 02:27 PM
Those are few of the best jokes i read on JATLAND.
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eb bhi hanste haste bura haal hai. khane kasute the...bhai

devdahiya
December 22nd, 2005, 02:44 PM
Kya joke hei......Bohot hansyaa bhai. Lage raho! Bhai if Chamaar can be avoided it will be nice. It hurts some sentiments dear.

keshavdahiya
December 22nd, 2005, 03:43 PM
bhai Sheoran inn "Chmaaran har Sardara" ne forum khol li te teri jarur sod bhar denge:D:D:D
But these are really realy awsum and downtoearth like u
Keep on pouring more:)

dahiyarules
December 22nd, 2005, 04:01 PM
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singh1981
December 22nd, 2005, 04:29 PM
bhai kisi chammar word use karo ho.....kisi isae usae nai padh liya ni ....is site nai kati ban karwa dega.....

harijan likho ......aur aajkal to us pai bhi rolla mach raya sai...

captmanjeet
December 22nd, 2005, 04:43 PM
bhai kisi chammar word use karo ho.....kisi isae usae nai padh liya ni ....is site nai kati ban karwa dega.....

harijan likho ......aur aajkal to us pai bhi rolla mach raya sai...
Bhai sukhbir
harijan istemal kar liya te pher humur konya reh.yo chamaar mein se jo issa kasuta suhad diya inn chutkalan ne.Sumit bhai ne bhi te keh diya yo chamar aali baat.

keshavdahiya
December 22nd, 2005, 08:19 PM
Let me tell you a one word "CHAMAAR" joke
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hahahha:D:D:D
Bhai sumit Yo kati rok kaat diya.......:D:D:D
mera bhi ji saa to bahut karre tha ya baat kehn ka, lekin mein ruk rahya tha....
but u did it
and its really hilarious to c it next to the pic in your profile.
Bhai max desi joke hai =)) hansi konya rukke ibe
purre no.

mumindia
December 22nd, 2005, 09:26 PM
Arre Pher Kunsi Film Dekhi Chamaron Ne

fool4love
December 22nd, 2005, 10:22 PM
rupendra bhai... ise ise jokes tain.. to ya site chal rahi see....
nue rog kate jaoo! ha ha hi hi ho ho

lucky
December 22nd, 2005, 11:17 PM
best joke i loved it. but wo bhi mast birthday celebrate kurti hai apna Cake cut kurai chamar sai per hai kisi gori sai kaam koni:D






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meenakshisingh
December 23rd, 2005, 10:16 AM
Bowled Over -hook ,line And Sinker.its A Beauty.i Mean The Joke.

jagmohan
December 23rd, 2005, 11:49 AM
Meenakshi Ji,

Welcome to this wonderful land of the JATS called JATLAND.

Wishing you all the best and I am sure you would contribute positively towards the betterment of JATS, especially in the field of education.

Welcome.

JS Malik

dahiyarules
December 23rd, 2005, 04:51 PM
Bhai Keshav! Main tay issey rog katya karrun.

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Maybe "chamaars" can shut this site, but they can never shut me up.

I DO NOT HATE CHAMAARS BECUASE WHO THEY ARE, BUT BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO OUR COMMUNITY, OUR COUNTRY AND OUR SOCIETY. THEY HAVE SEIZED POWER IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY AND EQUALITY AND HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO DISRUPT THE PEACE AND WELFARE OF THE ZAMINDAAR COMMUNITY. THIS IS WHY I HATE THE CHAMMARS. AND I AM SURE THAT THIS IS WHY EVERYONE ELSE HATES THEM.

hahahha:D:D:D
Bhai sumit Yo kati rok kaat diya.......:D:D:D
mera bhi ji saa to bahut karre tha ya baat kehn ka, lekin mein ruk rahya tha....
but u did it
and its really hilarious to c it next to the pic in your profile.
Bhai max desi joke hai =)) hansi konya rukke ibe
purre no.

dndeswal
January 3rd, 2006, 05:51 PM
Do Chamar Fouz mein Bharti Huye The. Morche pe Goliyan chalne lagi. Dono ne socha bhaag chalen nahin to mare jayenge.

Ek Bolya: Bhagenge kaise? Goliyan chal rahi hain.

Doosra bolya: Machhardani (mosquito net) odh ke bhag lyo. Jab is mein chhota sa machhar (mosquito) bi nah ghush sakta, to bandook ki goli kaise ghusegi?