malikmca
December 23rd, 2005, 08:36 AM
how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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>1.open the fridge
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>3.close the fridge
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>hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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>1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
>3.place the elephant inside
>4.close the door
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>there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
>them turned out, except one. who was it and why??
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>now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
>any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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>it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
>are there..so u can cross easily...
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>Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
>welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
>which animal and which brand?
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>Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
>pasand !!!)
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>king lion goes on a search to find elephant
>and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??
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>becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.
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>suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose
>u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something
>away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the
>load??
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>the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
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>two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
>is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ...hey dont be
>afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
>swimming....
>suddenly! , the man outside the pool dies...
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>guess why????????
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>the elephant falls on him.......
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>ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
>to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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>geela ho ke nikalega......
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>ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
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>are yaar
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>kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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>whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
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>former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
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>Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
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>the answer is ..........
>They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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>1.open the fridge
>2.keep the camel inside it
>3.close the fridge
>n! ext one
> >>
>hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
>..
>...
>..
>1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
>3.place the elephant inside
>4.close the door
>
>there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
>them turned out, except one. who was it and why??
>
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>.
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>.
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>.
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>.
>.
>.the elephant... u put it in the refridgerator, remember ???
>
>
>now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
>any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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>it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
>are there..so u can cross easily...
>
>Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
>welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
>which animal and which brand?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
>pasand !!!)
>
>
>king lion goes on a search to find elephant
>and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.
>
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>
>
>suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose
>u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something
>away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the
>load??
>...
>...
>the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
>************************************************** ********
>
>two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
>is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ...hey dont be
>afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
>swimming....
>suddenly! , the man outside the pool dies...
>........
>...........
>guess why????????
>..........
>.........
>.........
>the elephant falls on him.......
>.......
>......
>ok enough time pass one final Q
>
>ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
>to kaise bahar nikalega???????
>........
>........
>think
>....
>think....
>.....
>......
>......
>.......
>.......
>.......
>.......
>geela ho ke nikalega......
>
>************************************************** ******************************
>
>
>ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
>
>sweets nope
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>salt nopes
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>think
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>are yaar
>birla white cement
>kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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>************************************************** ************************************************** *****
>
>whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
>from 10th floor?
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
>later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
>
>
>************************************************** ************************
>Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
>
>
>think......
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>..........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>..........
>socho socho
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>..........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>...........
>..........
>the answer is ..........
>They Both Are Not a Banana !!