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deepshi
December 25th, 2005, 11:17 AM
Here r few santa banta jokes...

BANTA : there r hidden cameras here
SANTA:how cum?
BANTA:d guy on t.v knows wot m doin. he keeps sayin "u r watchin star plus"!!


SANTA, BANTA in d jungle by a river c a man's head stickin outta crocodile.
SANTA:luk at dat rich spoilt brat in his LACOSTE sleepin bag!!

SANTA n BANTA r out . SANTA collapses.
BANTA on phone: Doc, my fnd has collapsed. wot to do?
DOC: 1st lets make sure he is dead.
a shot is heard
BANTA: now wot?

BANTA was drivin down d highway.past a sign dat said- CLEAN TOILETS. by d time he drove 8 km, he had cleaned 14 toilets!!

BANTA at a bar sees 2 gals. told they r lesbians. still, buys dem drinks. as they sit down 4 a chat, asks-" so howz d weather in lesbia ?"!!

MANAGER-nothin pleases me more den hard work
so, wat did santa do?
nothin!!

BANTA: m so proud my son is in medical college
SANTA:wot he is studyin?
BANTA: nothin.. they r studyin him!!

SANTA 2 telephone operator:wot is time difference between TAI-PEI n LAS VEGAS?
OPERATOR:jst a minute
SANTA sez thank u n hangs up!!

wat duz BANTA say wen asked if his blinker is on?
ans.- yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no!!!!!

:) :) :)

downtoearth
December 25th, 2005, 03:30 PM
nice stuff ......

parveen238
December 25th, 2005, 06:37 PM
:) .........................:D .........they are really funny.............

sunilchhikara
December 25th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Hey these r the nice jokes. But plz copy paste na kia karo these r the regular jokes at santabanta.com. yai uhare achai lagai hai
:D

deepshi
December 25th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Hey these r the nice jokes. But plz copy paste na kia karo these r the regular jokes at santabanta.com. yai uhare achai lagai hai
:D
watever... i never knew this santa banta site even exists!!!

sunilchhikara
December 26th, 2005, 06:44 PM
watever... i never knew this santa banta site even exists!!!

I knew that ur next reply will be this.:confused: b,coz u r tooo busy that u don,t remember what u did last.............................................. ..........:D

baliyansachin
December 27th, 2005, 10:11 PM
hahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa-Banta duo make up the funniest of the jokes, always.