deepshi
December 25th, 2005, 11:17 AM
Here r few santa banta jokes...
BANTA : there r hidden cameras here
SANTA:how cum?
BANTA:d guy on t.v knows wot m doin. he keeps sayin "u r watchin star plus"!!
SANTA, BANTA in d jungle by a river c a man's head stickin outta crocodile.
SANTA:luk at dat rich spoilt brat in his LACOSTE sleepin bag!!
SANTA n BANTA r out . SANTA collapses.
BANTA on phone: Doc, my fnd has collapsed. wot to do?
DOC: 1st lets make sure he is dead.
a shot is heard
BANTA: now wot?
BANTA was drivin down d highway.past a sign dat said- CLEAN TOILETS. by d time he drove 8 km, he had cleaned 14 toilets!!
BANTA at a bar sees 2 gals. told they r lesbians. still, buys dem drinks. as they sit down 4 a chat, asks-" so howz d weather in lesbia ?"!!
MANAGER-nothin pleases me more den hard work
so, wat did santa do?
nothin!!
BANTA: m so proud my son is in medical college
SANTA:wot he is studyin?
BANTA: nothin.. they r studyin him!!
SANTA 2 telephone operator:wot is time difference between TAI-PEI n LAS VEGAS?
OPERATOR:jst a minute
SANTA sez thank u n hangs up!!
wat duz BANTA say wen asked if his blinker is on?
ans.- yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no!!!!!
:) :) :)
BANTA : there r hidden cameras here
SANTA:how cum?
BANTA:d guy on t.v knows wot m doin. he keeps sayin "u r watchin star plus"!!
SANTA, BANTA in d jungle by a river c a man's head stickin outta crocodile.
SANTA:luk at dat rich spoilt brat in his LACOSTE sleepin bag!!
SANTA n BANTA r out . SANTA collapses.
BANTA on phone: Doc, my fnd has collapsed. wot to do?
DOC: 1st lets make sure he is dead.
a shot is heard
BANTA: now wot?
BANTA was drivin down d highway.past a sign dat said- CLEAN TOILETS. by d time he drove 8 km, he had cleaned 14 toilets!!
BANTA at a bar sees 2 gals. told they r lesbians. still, buys dem drinks. as they sit down 4 a chat, asks-" so howz d weather in lesbia ?"!!
MANAGER-nothin pleases me more den hard work
so, wat did santa do?
nothin!!
BANTA: m so proud my son is in medical college
SANTA:wot he is studyin?
BANTA: nothin.. they r studyin him!!
SANTA 2 telephone operator:wot is time difference between TAI-PEI n LAS VEGAS?
OPERATOR:jst a minute
SANTA sez thank u n hangs up!!
wat duz BANTA say wen asked if his blinker is on?
ans.- yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no!!!!!
:) :) :)