sunilchhikara
December 26th, 2005, 10:20 PM
Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on)
and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Mr.musraff. They
decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5
minutes.
Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a
statement. "Musraffbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo
will say.
Musraff comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has
decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings
attached!
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others
had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you
promise, the press clamours.
"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na,
TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free...
tho ham bhi Musraffbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le
jaayie. Magar saath mein bihar free milega, bas!"
and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Mr.musraff. They
decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5
minutes.
Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a
statement. "Musraffbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo
will say.
Musraff comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has
decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings
attached!
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others
had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you
promise, the press clamours.
"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na,
TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free...
tho ham bhi Musraffbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le
jaayie. Magar saath mein bihar free milega, bas!"