Tau Ka Kutta

[devdahiya]

Tau dhorre ek kutta tha arr uss kutte ki khasiyat ye thi ke wo baat krya karta. Kutte ki ummar hogi thi11-12 saal. Tau ne ek din ghar ke bahar ek Board lagwa diya arr uspe likhwa diya...BAATUUNNI KUTTA BIKAU SE..., Ek din Gaam mei DC aa gya arr ussne wo board dekhya. Board dekh ke DC tau ne bolya," Tau tera yo kutta se kadde?" Tau bolya," Bhai pachhe ne bandh rakhya se....ja ke dekh le arr batlla le." DC kutte dhorre gaya arr batt shurru kardi. Kutta rowan lag gya arr bolya," Manne iss tau ke khet ki 10-11 saal rukhal kari, Iskke ghar mei kai be chorr badde...manne wei pakdde,Tau baniya ke te binddal bhi mere dhorre mangaya karta, Koe bhi gaam ma te bulana hotta te mei jaya karta arr Time pe yo tau manne jagaya se. Par ibb yo tau mere te chhik gya jyan manne beche se. DC Tau dhorre aaya arr bolya," Tau tera kutta te kamaal ka se arr baddi suthari baat karre se....Isse ND kutte ne tu Bechhe kyan tahi se? Kherr boll ke lega isska. Tau bolya bhai de de 10 rapiye. DC chakkar mei padgya arr bolya," Tau itna kamera arr shyanna kutta tu 10 rapiye mei pheink de ga." Tau bolya," Bhai yo niri jhooth bagawe se, tere te bhi nyu kahi hogi ukk tau ke binddal lyaya karta.....Batta kadd hokka bhrya tha salle ne.....jyan bechun suun."

[anilsangwan]

Baat Hokkey pe Bigdi...baaki sab to theek tha :D

[anildabas1701]

tai ghara na thi

[abhirana]

Tau dhorre ek kutta tha arr uss kutte ki khasiyat ye thi ke wo baat krya karta. Kutte ki ummar hogi thi11-12 saal. Tau ne ek din ghar ke bahar ek Board lagwa diya arr uspe likhwa diya...BAATUUNNI KUTTA BIKAU SE..., Ek din Gaam mei DC aa gya arr ussne wo board dekhya. Board dekh ke DC tau ne bolya," Tau tera yo kutta se kadde?" Tau bolya," Bhai pachhe ne bandh rakhya se....ja ke dekh le arr batlla le." DC kutte dhorre gaya arr batt shurru kardi. Kutta rowan lag gya arr bolya," Manne iss tau ke khet ki 10-11 saal rukhal kari, Iskke ghar mei kai be chorr badde...manne wei pakdde,Tau baniya ke te binddal bhi mere dhorre mangaya karta, Koe bhi gaam ma te bulana hotta te mei jaya karta arr Time pe yo tau manne jagaya se. Par ibb yo tau mere te chhik gya jyan manne beche se. DC Tau dhorre aaya arr bolya," Tau tera kutta te kamaal ka se arr baddi suthari baat karre se....Isse ND kutte ne tu Bechhe kyan tahi se? Kherr boll ke lega isska. Tau bolya bhai de de 10 rapiye. DC chakkar mei padgya arr bolya," Tau itna kamera arr shyanna kutta tu 10 rapiye mei pheink de ga." Tau bolya," Bhai yo niri jhooth bagawe se, tere te bhi nyu kahi hogi ukk tau ke binddal lyaya karta.....Batta kadd hokka bhrya tha salle ne.....jyan bechun suun."


u ke sauda tha...ghana kasut kutta tha...bindal bhi laya karta...bas hukka bharan ki kasar rah gayi thi...ji sa aa gaya...bahut a badhiya

[arunshamli]

good one....tau hokke ke ooper toh kuch bhee kar sake tha...ha...haaa:D

par Dev ji "binddal" kya hota hai samajh me nahi aaya?

[anilsangwan]

Tau ki Dhumarpaan dandika mera matlab Desi Cigar (BIDI) ka wrapper bundle.....haryanvi Andaaj mein Binddal Kahya karen... ;)Pupular brands yeh hoya karde...ebb to bera na : 22, 545, Shiv, Pataka, Desai, Daas......ha ha ha ha :D:D:D:Dgood one....tau hokke ke ooper toh kuch bhee kar sake tha...ha...haaa:D

par Dev ji "binddal" kya hota hai samajh me nahi aaya?

[slayer]

Kya baat hai. ekdum mast joke. Dahiya saheb, post more such jokes...