drrajpoonia
December 28th, 2005, 01:53 AM
I am sure all off u like it.
Just Beat It !
Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, "Little boy, would you like to stay with your father?" The kid said, "No he beats me everyday!" The judge asked him, "So you want to stay with your mother?" He replied, "No! She also beats me!" Now the judge got a little confused and asked the boy sternly, "Well who do you want to stay with in that case?" The kid answered, "I want to stay with the Indian Cricket Team, because it never beats anyone." http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gifhttp://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif
Before marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Shaiyari !
kahte hai ...ek shayar dusre shayar ke piche bhag raha tha...
puchne par bataya.." woh aapni suna gaya .. aur meri baki hai?"
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kyahoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kyahoga.
Teri julf hai yaa andheri raat kaa saaya
Teri julf hai yaa andheri raat kaa saaya
Sar mundavaale to saveraa ho jaaye
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badijoshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badishhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM
CHEERS.....Dr Rajpal
Just Beat It !
Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, "Little boy, would you like to stay with your father?" The kid said, "No he beats me everyday!" The judge asked him, "So you want to stay with your mother?" He replied, "No! She also beats me!" Now the judge got a little confused and asked the boy sternly, "Well who do you want to stay with in that case?" The kid answered, "I want to stay with the Indian Cricket Team, because it never beats anyone." http://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gifhttp://immail.rediff.com/icons/rediff_mail_gold/grayblock.gif
Before marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Shaiyari !
kahte hai ...ek shayar dusre shayar ke piche bhag raha tha...
puchne par bataya.." woh aapni suna gaya .. aur meri baki hai?"
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kyahoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kyahoga.
Teri julf hai yaa andheri raat kaa saaya
Teri julf hai yaa andheri raat kaa saaya
Sar mundavaale to saveraa ho jaaye
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badijoshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badishhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM
CHEERS.....Dr Rajpal