drrajpoonia
December 28th, 2005, 02:44 AM
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in love with you since Sunday, the 17th of
August 2003.
With reference to the meeting held between us
on the 17th of August 2003 at 1500 hours, I would
like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our
love affair would be on probation for a period of no
less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there
will be continuous relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based
on your performance, I might take up a larger share
of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough,
to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days
of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer
would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy,
if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am
pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your
proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are
certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional
prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits.
Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is
sufficient security with regards to this commitment.
If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should
receive monetary compensation according to union
standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure
you will agree that an expense account should be
arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall
be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport
allowances should be in order and nothing less than
a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no
moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you
are still interested in the relationship, please
reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers
have sent indications of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily
employed.
Yours perhaps,
Samantha!
I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in love with you since Sunday, the 17th of
August 2003.
With reference to the meeting held between us
on the 17th of August 2003 at 1500 hours, I would
like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our
love affair would be on probation for a period of no
less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there
will be continuous relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based
on your performance, I might take up a larger share
of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough,
to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days
of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer
would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy,
if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am
pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your
proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are
certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional
prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits.
Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is
sufficient security with regards to this commitment.
If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should
receive monetary compensation according to union
standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure
you will agree that an expense account should be
arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall
be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport
allowances should be in order and nothing less than
a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no
moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you
are still interested in the relationship, please
reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers
have sent indications of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily
employed.
Yours perhaps,
Samantha!