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nitin_chaudhary
December 30th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate : I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before

Candidate : Great Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly
speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer : ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know , these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer : But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate : No, no.. I am talking about Exams

Interviewer : Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST(Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative .

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate : he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform . Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?

Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer : Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD

Interviewer : Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate : Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly .

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?

Candidate : My general experience about projects is - most of th e times they are in pipeline

Interviewer : Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate : Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate : No, but I gues s it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes

Interviewer : What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term pre ferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US,Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007,I don't mind going there in that period . As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?



Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS ..:-)) We look forward to working with you..:-))

NITIN CHAUDHARY(nitin_chaudhary@yahoo.com)

baliyansachin
December 31st, 2005, 04:08 AM
Bhai Nitin !
I'm amazed over the tolerance of poor interviewer.....
But the candidate was also superb!!!

A nice stuff.......

anilsangwan
December 31st, 2005, 10:52 AM
Arey O Bhai....

Joke te badhiya tha....par Infosys ke paachhey kyu padd gya??

Infosys jaisi company mujhe koi nahi lagti. I find Infosys the best. Same thing many of my friends say who have left and joined other organisations.

No hard feelings...I also liked the joke.

crsnadar
January 1st, 2006, 08:01 PM
I think this joke would be among the TOP 10 of this area.
So nice bhai.
Bye
RAHUL NADAR

ajaygaite
January 2nd, 2006, 11:49 AM
Dil per mat lay yaar,
yaha sab chalata hai.......



Arey O Bhai....

Joke te badhiya tha....par Infosys ke paachhey kyu padd gya??

Infosys jaisi company mujhe koi nahi lagti. I find Infosys the best. Same thing many of my friends say who have left and joined other organisations.

No hard feelings...I also liked the joke.

anilsangwan
January 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
Arey Bhai Ajay...

Mein dil pe na le rahya,...par fer bhi Microsoft etc ka naam likh dyo...

Infy, Wipro and TCS and many others...have done a lot to change Indian economy and bringing billions of dollars to India....

Anyway my comment was in lighter mood...Bhai ladayee karan ki fursat koni :D:D

ajaygaite
January 2nd, 2006, 03:34 PM
Kya baat kar raha hai..
asha Engg kya Microsoft ko dena layak hai..
dekha nahi kitna confidence tha chorai mai...
sidha manager bananai kai layak hai..

hey nitin plz ask that guy for an interview with microsoft.
Anil that fine na with you.........................................
(i am coming Bangalore next month for 10-15days, see u there)


Arey Bhai Ajay...

Mein dil pe na le rahya,...par fer bhi Microsoft etc ka naam likh dyo...

Infy, Wipro and TCS and many others...have done a lot to change Indian economy and bringing billions of dollars to India....

Anyway my comment was in lighter mood...Bhai ladayee karan ki fursat koni :D:D

nitin_chaudhary
January 3rd, 2006, 10:29 AM
Bhaiyon Microsoft ko bhi aisa ladka miley to nahi karodon mein 1 hi likdega isliye hi to pasand aa gaya :)

anilsangwan
January 3rd, 2006, 12:23 PM
Ajay Bhai...Bangalore mein....Hade nire bum paatein sein...

Aa jya nire jat bhaiyaan te milwaoonga tenne...Jee khush ho jyaaga tera...

Dhooma thaa dengey Bangalore mein....Menne phone kar liye ya fir mail ....

Cheers,
Anil



Kya baat kar raha hai..
asha Engg kya Microsoft ko dena layak hai..
dekha nahi kitna confidence tha chorai mai...
sidha manager bananai kai layak hai..

hey nitin plz ask that guy for an interview with microsoft.
Anil that fine na with you.........................................
(i am coming Bangalore next month for 10-15days, see u there)

mandhan
January 3rd, 2006, 03:54 PM
Re gazab ka interview tha bhai, ghana kasutta. makha jee sa aagya...