nitin_chaudhary
December 30th, 2005, 11:49 AM
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother
arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body
was
very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when
they
opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers
and
sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba's
body
to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the
compound
of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all
of
my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's
body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets
of
Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find
a
new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs
of
shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked
for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita
PS : And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also
not
feeling too well nowadays...
Nitin Chaudhary(nitin_chaudhary@yahoo.com)
mother
arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body
was
very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when
they
opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers
and
sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba's
body
to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the
compound
of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all
of
my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's
body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets
of
Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find
a
new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs
of
shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked
for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita
PS : And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also
not
feeling too well nowadays...
Nitin Chaudhary(nitin_chaudhary@yahoo.com)