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sktewatia
January 23rd, 2006, 02:49 AM
Akbar was moving in disguise. Jat was collecting water melons from his field n made 2 seperate heaps, when emperor Akbar who saw this asked for the reason. Jat said that better fruits are being kept for Akbar n will be presented to him tomorrow, little knowing that he was talking 2 Akbar himself.

Akbar then said "emperor has choice of best fruits from kabul and samarkand; he will not accept ur water melons". At this jat said "my wish is 2 offer him best that i have; if still Akbar does not accept then let him get... his sister" (i.e. gave him sisters abuse).

greatly agitated Akbar returned to Agra. Next day when Jat appeared in Darbar they both recognized each other. Akbar said "well, jat, now tell what if I dnt accept ur water melons?"

Fully realizing the situation Jat said "Your highness, the same answere as yesterday"

jatsrule
January 23rd, 2006, 04:08 AM
aur bhuj le apne fuffa pe
No matter what jats always rule;)
Akbar ho ya chahe uska babu ho, kharbuje khanne ho to asli swad khet mein tubwell dhorre hi awenge na to.........:D:D

rajeshrathee
January 23rd, 2006, 06:07 AM
good one tewatia ji

cooljat
January 23rd, 2006, 09:20 AM
very nice joke, dost!
describes Jats unshakable persona!
kudos to u :)

rock on
Jit