Any jatti from brisbane

[gandasa]

save me from lone:confused:liness

[cooljat]

bhai mere tu itna ekla kaise ho gaya australia mein reh kar bhi ;)
bhai eib tera mann ne laag riya to wapas aaja gaon mein aur byaah racha le ;)
phir tera mann laag bhi jaayega aur loneliness bhi naa rehegei ;)

rock on
Jit

[gandasa]

rr thik kahi mehta saab....... aae to BANNA koi chorri dekho mere liye...

[keshavdahiya]

rr thik kahi mehta saab....... aae to BANNA koi chorri dekho mere liye...


Sabse pehle to AApke naam gaader lagya....."GANDASA"....hahaha bahut badhiya
Rana saab no worries now as U have a pic there now.
But stilll I wud recomend that U shud paste some thing like COOLJAT has pasted some thing..............:D;) u know what I mean, koi rayban, disel, ya valentino walli...:D:D
lekin pehlyan to jit bhai ka no. se yo aare kissi ne na basan detaa, now when he is your freind u dont have to worry about any thing.;)
hahaha

[nd-chora]

laayo bhai kitte te doondh ke, rana kati karad-karad maran lag rya sei, kahne ka matlab sei yu lonely horya sei........dhindhora pitwawo ar pher bhi na mile te ek india te post kerdo by sea-mail.

[downtoearth]

laayo bhai kitte te doondh ke, rana kati karad-karad maran lag rya sei, kahne ka matlab sei yu lonely horya sei........dhindhora pitwawo ar pher bhi na mile te ek india te post kerdo by sea-mail.
hahahhaaa daangi saab india mey to rana ke kisse ka:D latta udhwana parega:D .....hey rana bro keep on searching

[nd-chora]

hahahhaaa daangi saab india mey to rana ke kisse ka:D latta udhwana parega:D .....hey rana bro keep on searching

ish khoper ne te chahiye bhi JATTI, atche-bhale mannsha ne na milati:D

[dahiyarules]

hahaha.......I admire this boy's guts.

Either he is too gutsy to post such a request, or he did not anticipate the kind of responses he will be getting.


Hey admin, can we move this thread to "Mauj Masti" section.

Ibbe tay Dev Dahiya sir ka comment aawega. fir chala paataga.

[keshavdahiya]

bhai sumit chaala to phaat chuka hai
yahan bahut khancha ho raha hai dekh kar chalna:D:D:D
rana bhai ko cho aa gaya to teri re re maati kar dega

I hope u got the hindi haryanavi mix;):D

[positivelook]

Bhai RAna

Brisbane mein ke goryan kee kammi hai arre mere yaar gori bhee Jatni jaise Haati-kaati toh hoti hee hai arrr loneliness door karne ke liye toh sabhete badhiya Raach yoha hai. Baaki bhai tu dekh tanne ke karna hai.

Abhi

[gandasa]

I was looking for a jatti........and there u are guys from the Dahiyas to Dangi.... u abhimanyu too.... chotala ke sataye hue logon----
mujhe maaf kardon bhaiyon ...par main kyaa karoo... ye dil mange
Jatti.......aag laga dunga brisbane ko:D:D

[dahiyarules]

Bhai ! kardee aag laage rhi se.

hahahaha......

Dont mind it bro. This was a wrong place to place the request. But, I will strongly wish that you do get someone to contact you over PM.

I am all for you getting hooked up. Keep us posted of any progress.

I was looking for a jatti........and there u are guys from the Dahiyas to Dangi.... u abhimanyu too.... chotala ke sataye hue logon----
mujhe maaf kardon bhaiyon ...par main kyaa karoo... ye dil mange
Jatti.......aag laga dunga brisbane ko:D:D

[cooljat]

hahaha! je baat....aag laga doonga brisbane ko, aasman pot dunga, aur naame likh doonga, Jai Jat ki, Jai Jat ki!
Kya sunny Deol ka fan hia bhai tu, jo aise gadar karne ki soch reha hai Brisbane mein ;)

anyways, aussie chicks r like english Jatnis so u can kill ur solitude with the help of them ;) mind it!

rock on
Jit


I was looking for a jatti........and there u are guys from the Dahiyas to Dangi.... u abhimanyu too.... chotala ke sataye hue logon----
mujhe maaf kardon bhaiyon ...par main kyaa karoo... ye dil mange
Jatti.......aag laga dunga brisbane ko:D:D

[indarjeetstomar]

are bhaiyon, kuchh mere barey mein bi sochiyo, main bhi akella e hun,

[downtoearth]

are bhaiyon, kuchh mere barey mein bi sochiyo, main bhi akella e hun,

arey tomar bhai tu bhi rana sey inspire ho jaaaaa.,, phukk gar saari delhi neyyyy;)

[dahiyarules]

Jinke ghanni jawani chaddhan laag rhi se, apne babu ne kehke rista karwaa lyo.

hehehe....

Iam enjoying this one.

[keshavdahiya]

I was looking for a jatti........and there u are guys from the Dahiyas to Dangi.... u abhimanyu too.... chotala ke sataye hue logon----
mujhe maaf kardon bhaiyon ...par main kyaa karoo... ye dil mange
Jatti.......aag laga dunga brisbane ko:D:D


Hahaha......Rana saab sahi kahi aag laga dyo Brisbane mein....;)
Jatti to aarre-e-pawengi.
Mharre Tomar bhai aur Sumit bhai bhi aag laan ne ho reh sein.:D:D
Continue searching and let us know the developments, koi GANDASI mil ja to bata jarrur denna
;) eagerly awaiting for the reply:p

[captmanjeet]

koi GANDASI mil ja to bata jarrur denna p[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ghana Kasuta hai yu te Gandasi......Is Jakoi ne te Gandasi hi paadegi ekle jatti ki paar na basawe.
Lagya re pehlwan itna karda ho ke pade pachhe te paye ja gi?

[gandasa]

Since no jatti answered my SOS ......... i have to consider other options
after the advice of other Jats................. but dont blame me for the consequences now --- any jatti listening....:D

[keshavdahiya]

Since no jatti answered my SOS ......... i have to consider other options
after the advice of other Jats................. but dont blame me for the consequences now --- any jatti listening....


bhai rana saab.......:D aare koi jaatti koni sunne
IIb to aag e lanni paddegi......:p
mhaare pe koi kaam ho to bata diyo..;)
but just before u jump on to other options :o I wud laike to add some thing....
"SUCESS IS NOT THE RESULT OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION YOU MUST SET YOURSELF ON FIRE"

aag laagan dyo iib dekhi jyagi.....hum aapke saath hain

[rahulkharb]

Since no jatti answered my SOS ......... i have to consider other options
after the advice of other Jats................. but dont blame me for the consequences now --- any jatti listening....:D


Welcome to GLOBAL RANDA CLUB .... Mein aapka is chote say club mein hardik abhinandand karta hoon.


phor pherdur enforcemaytion kantakt us at globalrandaclub@gmail.com

:p

[downtoearth]

Welcome to GLOBAL RANDA CLUB .... Mein aapka is chote say club mein hardik abhinandand karta hoon.


phor pherdur enforcemaytion kantakt us at globalrandaclub@gmail.com

:p
hahaah aur rahul iss club key rules bajrang dal aalyaan tey bhi kardey hai.... arey aadmi raanda hi awega ,, aur randa hi marjega:D :D.. ...

[vijay]

Main Bhi akela hoon is Dilli main yaaro.
Humsafar ki talash hai

[anildabas1701]

bhai Ncr Mein To Hum Bhi Akele Hai, Randa Club Ki Jai Ho

[vinodks]

Arre Sumit, teri nayi photu to ghatak hai yaar... tu enme konsa hai?....:-))

Vinod


hahaha.......I admire this boy's guts.

Either he is too gutsy to post such a request, or he did not anticipate the kind of responses he will be getting.


Hey admin, can we move this thread to "Mauj Masti" section.

Ibbe tay Dev Dahiya sir ka comment aawega. fir chala paataga.

[gandasa]

RANDA .... The name sounds disgusting ......
Who brought this f........ club ....

[dahiyarules]

hahaha

bhai vinod, inma ta lambaa, thadda arr sanwale aala main hun.


his ones funny: randa club.....hahahaha.....laughing my a** off.

Arre Sumit, teri nayi photu to ghatak hai yaar... tu enme konsa hai?....:-))

Vinod

[rahulkharb]

RANDA .... The name sounds disgusting ......
Who brought this f........ club ....


Ray khaagad tenne to jatti kay siva har ek cheez digusting lagegi... :p nyon kar brisbane kay bityoda mein aag la day.. jatti kay saari chori ....chahe jatti ho .. gori ho kay kaali nyu pache lag jayegi teray jukar neal ga kay pachay kutya ki laar lageya kare say. :D

[dahiyarules]

hahahha

khaggad!!!!!

hahahahahah

I am hearing that word in a very long time. My grandmothr calls me "khaggad" when I upset her.

hahaha....

Are the admins listening? Please move this thread to mauj masti section. I am laughing my spleens offf.....hahahahaha


Ray khaagad tenne to jatti kay siva har ek cheez digusting lagegi... :p nyon kar brisbane kay bityoda mein aag la day.. jatti kay saari chori ....chahe jatti ho .. gori ho kay kaali nyu pache lag jayegi teray jukar neal ga kay pachay kutya ki laar lageya kare say. :D

[downtoearth]

sumit,, iss gandasa ka na too randaclub join karan ney ji karda aur na issney koi pawey...bhai issne smjhado koi:D :p
hahahha


khaggad!!!!!

hahahahahah

I am hearing that word in a very long time. My grandmothr calls me "khaggad" when I upset her.

hahaha....

Are the admins listening? Please move this thread to mauj masti section. I am laughing my spleens offf.....hahahahaha

[jagmohan]

Re Randyo, thara te bahut bura haal se mere yaro. Itne suthre choore ho K bhi koi na paanti tamhne? Kamaal se bhai..

Lagey raho Saputoo, karte raho Dot Com. Koi te aave e gi dot com ke chakkar mein....

[vijay]

kahi karti hogi woh mera intezaar
Ziske liye phirta hoon bekraar

[cooljat]

hahahah :D , uncleji ur great!
I'm also in same club
but I'm single n happy ;)

uncleji ye kya ho riya se....aapko ye din bhi dekhne pad rehe hein ;)

rock on
Jit

Re Randyo, thara te bahut bura haal se mere yaro. Itne suthre choore ho K bhi koi na paanti tamhne? Kamaal se bhai..

Lagey raho Saputoo, karte raho Dot Com. Koi te aave e gi dot com ke chakkar mein....

are bhai rana
naraj kyon hota hai bro
dekh yahan par jo bhi single hai woh randa hi to hai ;)
so take it positivly...n swad lo bachlore rehne ka ;)
--
don't loose heart man.....aussie jatnis bhi jyada kam nahin desi jatnis se.
u can try ur luck there too....aur aag kab laga riya se bhai....batla diye....koi mera dost aur jankaar hai to khabar kar doon..ki brisbane khalli kar do rana aag lagaan wala se :D

anyways, enjoy aussie chicks n stay cool!


rock on
Jit

keep searching koi

RANDA .... The name sounds disgusting ......
Who brought this f........ club ....

[mukeshkumar007]

jai randya club ki....:)

bhaiyo meri entry bi swikar kariyo...mujhe pata hai maie thoda late hoo lakin kya karoo yaar itne badiya club ke bare maie abhi sunne ko mila...:)

[downtoearth]

jai randya club ki....:)

bhaiyo meri entry bi swikar kariyo...mujhe pata hai maie thoda late hoo lakin kya karoo yaar itne badiya club ke bare maie abhi sunne ko mila...:)
bhai mukesh teri to entry ho jagi,, apna ration card ki copy , shiv bhai pe attest karwa key,,,apney admin rana ko post kar dey,,, hum saaryaan ney to kar di:D :D :D

[devdahiya]

bhai mukesh teri to entry ho jagi,, apna ration card ki copy , shiv bhai pe attest karwa key,,,apney admin rana ko post kar dey,,, hum saaryaan ney to kar di:D :D :D



Ha..ha...ha. ND attestation.........marwaoge bhai hanssa-2 kei.

[downtoearth]

Ha..ha...ha. ND attestation.........marwaoge bhai hanssa-2 kei.
dev sir ibbey to gandasa {rana} pey .. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ...
ki copy leni to reh rahi seyyyy:D :D :D :D

[dahiyarules]

hahahaha randa club!

Perfect laughter between economics lectures. Oh my god.......This is getting outrageous.

[anildabas1701]

jai Randa Club

jo Hai Iss Dharti Par Randa
woh Sukhi Hai Life Mein Paanda

[sejwaldeepak]

Thread moved to Humor Forum...:p

But sorry bhai logo main to pehlam bhi occupied hun thare club koni join kar sakta:(

Per thaam lagge raho koi aur requirement RANDA CLUB ke taiin ho to rukka maar diyo aa jaunga:D

[mukeshkumar007]

dev sir ibbey to gandasa {rana} pey .. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ...
ki copy leni to reh rahi seyyyy:D :D :D :D

yaar bhai yeh to kuch jyada strict nahi hai kya.:confused:

..agar Rana pey To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ki copy leni jaruri kar di gandasa(rana) shaab ka to kaam bhoot jyada badh jyaga.....wo bechare sare din bhar "to whom it may concern" karte karte pagal ho jayenge....

btw ek solution hai..jitne bi is randye club ke member hai unke naam press maie ek public notice nikal kar sabi ko ek sath "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN" ki copy de di jaye to baat alag hai...:) :)

[dahiyarules]

hahaha

how about a new section on jatland called "randa club."

hahaha

[cooljat]

what a wonderful idea sumit bro :D
fir dekh tingero ko matrimorial mein entry bhi naa karni pade.
aur jattis ko bhi problem naa wahegi.....search karne mein ;)

saare ke saare Raande ek jagah par, wah wah noble idea ;)

bhai ish thread ko bi jinda rakhna hi padega...thanks to Gandasa.

:D :D :D ;)


rock on
Jit

hahaha

how about a new section on jatland called "randa club."

hahaha

[bony]

bhai mannu .. tu sehi pichana isne... k baat,..? yo hnyu kyukkar keh gaya chotala ke sataye hue log..?

[anilsangwan]

GAAD DO BHAI MOOSAL.....DEKHI JAAGI...MEIN BHI SAATH E SOON....

ITNI FRUSTRATION DEKH KE JATLAND ADMINS KA DIL PIGHAL JAAGA...AAR NAYA FORUM BANA DIYA JAAGA ...."RAANDA CLUB" KE LIYE!!!

[ PS: BOLD MEIN LIKH DIYA SEI...KADE KASAR REH JYA... ]


what a wonderful idea sumit bro :D
fir dekh tingero ko matrimorial mein entry bhi naa karni pade.
aur jattis ko bhi problem naa wahegi.....search karne mein ;)

saare ke saare Raande ek jagah par, wah wah noble idea ;)

bhai ish thread ko bi jinda rakhna hi padega...thanks to Gandasa.

:D :D :D ;)


rock on
Jit

[gandasa]

To any Khagad it may concern....... There are no Bitoda ' s here ........
Well there is a reason for dahiya to be happy .... the thread is moved
He is responsible for a brand new innovative idea -- Randa section on jatland.com........ congrats dude........Is the admins listening....Should be i guess..............
Well this whole Randa concept might be a kick ass idea ....
but I am out of this -- Randaism is simply undoing of a jat....

[mukeshkumar007]

bhaiyo kya is section (randya club) ke liye ajivan (lifetime) sadaseyta (membership) ka bi koi option hai kya ?

[anilsangwan]

BHAISAAB...

HUDE KI LUGAYEE GOSEY-THEPDDI NA PAATH-TI KE? :confused:

Haryana se experts bhejni padengi shayad...unki training ke liye...Dhaathha maar ke thaapan aali. Aar haan gaaman mein badhiya bitodey ki expert kuchh e tai paaya karein sei...bahoot demand reh sei unki...bhaisaab aap requirements bhejo.....yahaan hum expert Taiyon ke visa ki kaaryavahi shuru karte hain...

macha do gabdhad hude Brisbane mein!!!

:D :D

To any Khagad it may concern....... There are no Bitoda ' s here ........

[anildabas1701]

bhaiyo kya is section (randya club) ke liye ajivan (lifetime) sadaseyta (membership) ka bi koi option hai kya ?

BHAI MUKESH LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP LE KEI KE PRESIDENT BANNA CHAHVE HAI " RANDA CLUB " KA

[downtoearth]

he who would catch fish must not mind gettin wet ....:D :D :D gandasaey,,, its not that easy to come out of randaism:D there r many slips between the cup n the lip...:D :DD

[keshavdahiya]

bhai Ncr Mein To Hum Bhi Akele Hai, Randa Club Ki Jai Ho

katti sahi keh hai bhai dabas, rana ne beshak "jaati" na mille tanne jarur ko mil jya gi.....:D
marre batte issi kassuut photu la di iib naam bhi badal le.....
Johnny RANDA ibrahim...;)
hahaha LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP.....lol

manne na bera tha aarre itne rannde baithe sein......
bhai ANIL tu bhi :eek: kimme dabi dabi awaz likdi teri bhi....:D:D
Vijay bhai aapko bhi koi mill ja gi patience...;).....
hahaha......unimaginable.....lol....mar ge
dev kaka inka karo kimme.....:o

[dndeswal]

[quote=keshavdahiya]katti sahi keh hai bhai dabas, rana ne beshak "jaati" na mille tanne jarur ko mil jya gi.....:D
marre batte issi kassuut photu la di iib naam bhi badal le.....
Johnny RANDA ibrahim...;)
hahaha LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP.....lol


Bhai Keshav,

Dabas bhai ki taang kyoon kheench rahe so? Pahle mere wali thread
Gaut ka Chakkar (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11788) mey Dabas bhai khud-ey likh chuke hain:

"arre na yaar teri photu dekh ke bada serious sa deekh raha hai, koi baat naa, tu to pher bhi teek sei, meri photu dekh kei tei kayi bhai bole dawood ki company ka aadmi hai"
.

[mukeshkumar007]

BHAI MUKESH LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP LE KEI KE PRESIDENT BANNA CHAHVE HAI " RANDA CLUB " KA

randya club ke members maie ek kasiyat hai ki wo ek dusre ke man (dil) ki baat bhoot jaldi pehchan lete hai.....:rolleyes:

bhai anil agar aap logo ko koi aitraz nahi ho to...I am ready for this...:( . I would like to assure to all of u that I leave no stone unturned to increase the number of members of this club.:p .. raat din kam karonga is ke liye....:) .

lets see what are the opinions of other members..:confused:

[satyeshwar]

Bhaiyon,
Itne bhi uttavle mat na ho randya club join karan ki liya.
I remembered a joke related to this... aap sab ne to maaloom hoga hi ak puraane jamaane mein mama mode le kar jaavein the gaam mein ladko ki liya rishte le kar, bas bhai ek bur ek mama mode liye jaave tha, ar gaam mein kai oott to hove hi hain, ve sab usne dekhan laag rhe the ar un mein te ek oott bolya, "Mama, mere ghar le ke jaave hai ke is mode ne?". Woh Tau bhi kati andy tha, fauran mode apne sar pe dhar ke bolya "Haan bhai, eeb batao kaunsa bolya tha, chal manne apne gharaan le chaal !!! ;) :eek: ;) ".

So be careful what you wish for! BTW, did anyone notice that not a single girl has posted on this thread yet? :)

[rahulkharb]

So be careful what you wish for! BTW, did anyone notice that not a single girl has posted on this thread yet? :)

ya eay to rola say... jay choriya mahri kisi baat ka reply karti ta yo nobat hi na aati. :p

[anildabas1701]

katti sahi keh hai bhai dabas, rana ne beshak "jaati" na mille tanne jarur ko mil jya gi.....:D
marre batte issi kassuut photu la di iib naam bhi badal le.....
Johnny RANDA ibrahim...;)
hahaha LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP.....lol

manne na bera tha aarre itne rannde baithe sein......
bhai ANIL tu bhi kimme dabi dabi awaz likdi teri bhi....:D
Vijay bhai aapko bhi koi mill ja gi patience...;).....
hahaha......unimaginable.....lol....mar ge
dev kaka inka karo kimme.....:o

ARRE DAHIYA SAHAB NAAM TO APNA KATTI MAST HAI,
AURA KE NAAM KI COPY KARKE KE JINA
APPA ANIL DABAS HI THIK SEI BHAI



randya club ke members maie ek kasiyat hai ki wo ek dusre ke man (dil) ki baat bhoot jaldi pehchan lete hai.....:rolleyes:

bhai anil agar aap logo ko koi aitraz nahi ho to...I am ready for this...:( . I would like to assure to all of u that I leave no stone unturned to increase the number of members of this club.:p .. raat din kam karonga is ke liye....:) .

lets see what are the opinions of other members..:confused:

FRIENDS AGAR KISI BHAI TO TAKLIF NAA HO TO I AM READY TO SUPPORT MUKESH BHAI AS PRESIDENT OF RANDA CLUB

MUKESH BHAI EK BAAR DEV DAHIYA JI SE AUR SALAH MASWARA KAR LO

[downtoearth]

FRIENDS AGAR KISI BHAI TO TAKLIF NAA HO TO I AM READY TO SUPPORT MUKESH BHAI AS PRESIDENT OF RANDA CLUB

MUKESH BHAI EK BAAR DEV DAHIYA JI SE AUR SALAH MASWARA KAR LO na bha mukesh dev sir pey na puch liyoo,,, aaj kaal bahut choo mein sey...:p apni 2 naali {12 bore} hamesha load rakhey sey ,, puchdey hi naas ho je ga,,,,,

areey oo khassmoo,,,;) iss randeypan tey tooo badhiya BABA ban jaooo,,,,:D :D log payyan key too haath lawengey:D
areyy admins padd dyo is thread ney,,,, aur uss gandassey ki F.I.R likwaa do...ussey ney nass karya sey in most eligible bechlors ka:D :D

[devdahiya]

na bha mukesh dev sir pey na puch liyoo,,, aaj kaal bahut choo mein sey...:p apni 2 naali {12 bore} hamesha load rakhey sey ,, puchdey hi naas ho je ga,,,,,

areey oo khassmoo,,,;) iss randeypan tey tooo badhiya BABA ban jaooo,,,,:D :D log payyan key too haath lawengey:D
areyy admins padd dyo is thread ney,,,, aur uss gandassey ki F.I.R likwaa do...ussey ney nass karya sey in most eligible bechlors ka:D :D



Bhai mei te kitte na farssa thha rhya....bass nyu kahi thhi ke bhai tum Randde konya Kunwarre so....par je tammnne Randda kuhawan mei majja aawei se te lyo mei bhi kahuun....RANDDE....SUSSRRE RANDDE.....RANDDE RE RANDDE.....Aur le lyo sawaad. Ha...ha..ha...ha. Tharri sab ki issi ki tissi.....kar lyo ke karo ge?

[downtoearth]

Bhai mei te kitte na farssa thha rhya....bass nyu kahi thhi ke bhai tum Randde konya Kunwarre so....par je tammnne Randda kuhawan mei majja aawei se te lyo mei bhi kahuun....RANDDE....SUSSRRE RANDDE.....RANDDE RE RANDDE.....Aur le lyo sawaad.hahahhaha
dev sir nd sauda..:p .. le loo randoo aur suaad :D :D :D :D :D

[sejwaldeepak]

KAKA JI ,

EK Haryanavi audio album aayi thi kuch pehlam naam shyad aap ne bhi sunya hoga""" Gabbar FaNS GaYa RanDayan Mein "":p .

So App Gabbar in sab RanDAYAN mein fans gayeeee ho. Basanti ne ghalun kuch help karegi aap ne bachaan mein .:D

[keshavdahiya]

....RANDDE....SUSSRRE RANDDE.....RANDDE RE RANDDE.....Aur le lyo sawaad. Ha...ha..ha...ha. Tharri sab ki issi ki tissi.....kar lyo ke karo ge?

hahaha....feel like rolling on floor.....yu kunn sa sher tha kaka....;)
ya bhajan sei.....hahahaha.........
:D:p ..thaari saab ki iisi tiissi.....lol..