faujji bhaiyoon ke liyey

[downtoearth]

ek kaptaan {capt} ke 8vi pass bahu aa gayee. capt usney D.S.O.I ki ek private party mein le gaya.... parti kasuti happening chaal rahee theee....party jab khattam hoyee to sareey fauji-faujjan ek-dusrrey ney , ok ,tata, see u , good bye ,phir milengey,,,... kehwan laag gayey..... jab capt ki bahu jaan laag gi,, usney jor tey rukka marya " Horn please " :p



{she thought that everybdy was saying slogans ,posted at the backside of trucks:p }

[cooljat]

bilkool desi,
very good stuff

I wish ki rupi bhai ka desi jokes ka khajana kabi kam na ho ;)

rock on
Jit

[dndeswal]

Arey Bhai Rupi,

Tera yoh joke padh key tey mere ko bi ek fauji-bhai ka kissa yaad aa-gya.

Captain Sahab ghanne ey din mey apnne gaam mey gaya. Paddos mein ek boodhi Tai ko Ram-Ram karann chalya gaya. Tai ney woh muddhey pey baithaya, uske sir pey haath pherya, doodh ka glass peenne ko diya aar us-tein boojhann lagi: "Arey beta, tu ghanne ey din mein deekhya sey. Beta, tu fauj mey key bann-gya?"

Usney Tai ko bataaya: "Tai mein Captain soon".

Tai pher us-ke sir pey haath dhar-key boli: "JEETA RAH BETA, BHAGWAN TANNEY HAWALDAAR BANNAWEY !!!!:) :) :)

[SIZE=2][Asal mein us Tai ney "Captain" word pahli baar sunnya tha - Usney tey hawaldaar ki ey baddi post lagey thi]

[keshavdahiya]

"JEETA RAH BETA, BHAGWAN TANNEY HAWALDAAR BANNAWEY !!:) :) :)

Bahut badhiya tha deswal saab. Tai ne ksuut baat kahi :D:D

[devdahiya]

ek kaptaan {capt} ke 8vi pass bahu aa gayee. capt usney D.S.O.I ki ek private party mein le gaya.... parti kasuti happening chaal rahee theee....party jab khattam hoyee to sareey fauji-faujjan ek-dusrrey ney , ok ,tata, see u , good bye ,phir milengey,,,... kehwan laag gayey..... jab capt ki bahu jaan laag gi,, usney jor tey rukka marya " Horn please " :p



{she thought that everybdy was saying slogans ,posted at the backside of trucks:p }




Bhai saachchi bataun....issa thha jannu kadhhi ukhhar gi ho.........THEPPADDI thi Rupi...ha..ha..ha. You have a good punch line and pittara of jokes.....pour in the top stuff.

[captkalkal]

Dear ,

Thik hai bhai,thamne bhi fauji ae mille ,sardar ke mar ge the.
Anyway good humour,I'll add on to it soon.

Regards,
Capt Pawan Kalkal.

[anildabas1701]

dayanad deaswal ji ghana kasuta point maar diya yu tei aapne, katiye to jhande gaad diye

[keshavdahiya]

dayanad deaswal ji ghana kasuta point maar diya yu tei aapne, katiye to jhande gaad diye

bhai dabas nayi photu khichwake aaye se
kati ggad rehya se...ke ji mein hai;).......
mubarak ho :D:p

[downtoearth]

bhai dabas nayi photu khichwake aaye se
kati ggad rehya se...ke ji mein hai;).......
mubarak ho :D:p
bhai dabas mubarak ho katti andy photu laa di ya tooo. ghee sa ghaal diya...aur bhai dabas teri pehli photu mein to tu naas karaniya laagey thaa,, aur ib aali mein nasa ka scientist laagey sey:p .....laagi rehn dey..... dono andi sey....

[captmanjeet]

Good one
rupi
keep going

[rameshlakra]

hhklp................

[desijat]

ek kaptaan {capt} jab capt ki bahu jaan laag gi,, usney jor tey rukka marya " Horn please " :p



{she thought that everybdy was saying slogans ,posted at the backside of trucks:p }

Re bhai pet paad diya

Ghana bhadiya laga bhai :D

[dndeswal]

.
हवलदार साहब छुट्टी आये । अपने बच्चों के पास बैठे और सोचा कि 'टेस्ट' कर लूं कि बालक स्कूल में कुछ पढ़ते भी हैं या नहीं ।

उसने अपने बड़े लड़के सुंडू से पूछ लिया : "रै सुंडू, दो अट्ठे (2 x 8) कितने हों सैं ?" सुंडू नै जवाब दिया - अठारह (18).

हवलदार साहब बोल उठे - "लगभग ठीक सै" !! :)
.

[ravi.shekhar]

Deswal Uncle & Rupi bhai.... ghana desi ho gaya.. haste haste pet fatt liya...
Lage raho...

[navingulia]

hhklp bhai ghane e din mai gyan sa aaya

ek mere tai bhi sun lyo

ek afsar apni gaadi reverse karai thaa. apne jawan nai bolya "peechhe dekho, gaadi lagti hai to batana"
usnai gaadi peechhe kari ar wo lag gayi(takra gayi). fir jawan bolya "haan saab, lag gayi hai"

ha ha ha

bhai jiski samajh mai nahin aawai tai extra nahin samjhaya jyaga. nyun e hans liyo.

[sunitahooda]

Navin...yo chhota sa badhiya tullka diya beech si mai:D ;) hhklp bhai ghane e din mai gyan sa aaya

ek mere tai bhi sun lyo

ek afsar apni gaadi reverse karai thaa. apne jawan nai bolya "peechhe dekho, gaadi lagti hai to batana"
usnai gaadi peechhe kari ar wo lag gayi(takra gayi). fir jawan bolya "haan saab, lag gayi hai"

ha ha ha

bhai jiski samajh mai nahin aawai tai extra nahin samjhaya jyaga. nyun e hans liyo.

[prashantacmet]

sunita..tu bhi janne paal pai baithi rah........taal lagtu hi gapp le...........heheh..hahha............

[swati]

ek kaptaan {capt} ke 8vi pass bahu aa gayee. capt usney D.S.O.I ki ek private party mein le gaya.... parti kasuti happening chaal rahee theee....party jab khattam hoyee to sareey fauji-faujjan ek-dusrrey ney , ok ,tata, see u , good bye ,phir milengey,,,... kehwan laag gayey..... jab capt ki bahu jaan laag gi,, usney jor tey rukka marya " Horn please " :p



{she thought that everybdy was saying slogans ,posted at the backside of trucks:p }

kilkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii@Horn Please