Gaut ka Chakkar

[dndeswal]

Gaut (Gotra) ka Chakkar

Sagaai-aalle aa-rhe the. Boojhann laage: Chaudhari Sahab, thara ke gaut sey?

Chaudhari bolya: “Mhara got sey Bahaddke (“young bull”) - aur thara gaut ke sey”.

Sagaai-aale : Mhara gaut se Dhandhe (“aged bull”)

Chaudhari : Yoh rishta honna tey mushkil laagey sey.

Sagaai-alle : Kyoon?

Chaudhari : Gaut millann ka khatra sey.

“Par mhara aar thara gaut tey nyaraa-nyaraa sey”.

“Eebey (abhi) tey nyaraa-nyaraa sey par aagey jaa-key mil jyaga”.

“Woh kyoonkar?”

“Mhare bahaddke badde ho-key dhandhe bann jyaange”.

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(With due apologies from any reader with surname “Dhanda”)

[keshavdahiya]

“Mhare bahaddke badde ho-key dhandhe bann jyaange”

hahaha......kaati sahi kahi deswal saab
aankha mein paani aagyaa haans-2 ke
challa chutkala tha
kitt daab reh the isne:D:p
nyu bhi jat ar "DHANDHE" mein ghanna sa farak na hota.
hahaha....aaj nind na aawe
issa issa chutkala pache soch ke ghanni haasi aaya karre

[anildabas1701]

deswal ji koi kasar mnna chhodiyo, bhai sahab ghana kasuta, sagai aale to katie to pagal hoge gonge nue soch kei ke chaudhary sahab nei jarurat tei ghana logic laliya

[downtoearth]

hahaaha sir ..dhandey ban jaan gey....sauda sey

[dndeswal]

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Kise-Kise Naam aur Gaut !

After writing the above “Dhanda” mazaak, I now remember a true incident which occurred with me.

It was in 1989 when I was posted in Pakistan (Indian Consulate, Karachi). On a Friday (which used to be a weekend holiday) I was sitting in my office for some work when the telephone operator received a call. Since I was the only one available in office, he passed on the call to me. A gentleman (Muhajir of Indian origin from Meerut) was enquiring about visa procedure, time taken for grant of visas, travel procedure, etc. I could coverse with him very well, as we all understand Urdu – and answered all his queries.

In the end he said : “Sahab, aap to bahut achhe hain, aapka naam kya hai?” I told him my last name : DESWAL. The gentleman had not heard such a name earlier. He asked again and I repeated. He could not follow and after a few moments, said (in English):

“OK..OK ..now I understand : Mr. D’Silva” !!!!

I had to say “Yes”. Phir mera haans-haans ke bura haal ho-gya. – I cannot tell – I have not forgotten this incident till today. I could not imagine that my surname too could also become a subject of pin-pricking or laughing stock.

[sacrohal]

Good job,keep it up

[anildabas1701]

its realy nice:)

BHAI SACHIN CHAUDHARY TU ITNA SERIOUS KYA TAHI HAI, YAR MAHARE TE HANS KE BAAT KARLE YAAR, BHAI HUM TERE APNE HI HAI SERIOUS MANA HUA KAR YAAR,IBB JALDI SEEEEEEEEE EK ACHCHI POST BHEJ

[sacrohal]

are bhai aisa kyon soch rahe ho,mein thare se alag hun ke:)

[anildabas1701]

are bhai aisa kyon soch rahe ho,mein thare se alag hun ke:)

arre na yaar teri photu dekh ke bada serious sa deekh raha hai, koi baat naa, tu to pher bhi teek sei, meri photu dekh kei tei kayi bhai bole dawood ki company ka aadmi hai

[dndeswal]

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Now I remember one more incident of similar nature during my days in Karachi (Pakistan). There in the city, many well-to-do persons write surnames like “Aligarhwala”, “Meerutwala”, “Bareliwala”, “Junagarhwala” etc. I heard “Allahwala”, “Amreekawala” and “Afrikawala” too. A gentleman from the city who came to our office for collecting his passport, asked my name and I told “DESWAL”. He said (in Urdu): “Sahab, aap apne naam ke baad ek ‘a’ aur lagaa lo – DESWALA – phir to ye sara desh aapka hi ho jaayega.” !!

I replied: “Bhai, aapka ye desh mere naam karwa do – phir naam ke aage kuchh bi likhwa lena”.

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[fool4love]

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Now I remember one more incident of similar nature during my days in Karachi (Pakistan). There in the city, many well-to-do persons write surnames like “Aligarhwala”, “Meerutwala”, “Bareliwala”, “Junagarhwala” etc. I heard “Allahwala”, “Amreekawala” and “Afrikawala” too. A gentleman from the city who came to our office for collecting his passport, asked my name and I told “DESWAL”. He said (in Urdu): “Sahab, aap apne naam ke baad ek ‘a’ aur lagaa lo – DESWALA – phir to ye sara desh aapka hi ho jaayega.” !!

I replied: “Bhai, aapka ye desh mere naam karwa do – phir naam ke aage kuchh bi likhwa lena”.


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Deswal sir.. yu aapka ik practical chutkla to... Tau ke 5 chutklyan ke barabar saii!!.... jama rog kat diya aapne to.. ha ha :D

[downtoearth]

Shifted to thread "Gaut ka Chakkar"deswal sir jab yu shifted padya merey kaan to jibeey khadey ho gayey theyy:D :D key ibkey sir ney koi kheadda rach rakhya sey:D :D

haah sir aap to registry karwaan laag ki soch gayeeyyy hahahahaah........:D :D :D

[dndeswal]

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Some year back, a Punjabi friend of mine with surname “Bhalla” was posted to Colombo (Sri Lanka). After a few days of his reaching there, he noticed that whenever he told his name “Bhalla” to Sri Lankans, they started smiling. Actually in local language (Sinhalese), the meaning of the word “bhalla” is puppy (“pilla”). The poor fellow became a laughing stock for everyone without any fault of his own. Then, during his entire stay there, he changed the spelling of his surname to “BAHALA”.

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Note: Some of the members have commented on the above in my thread "Ek aur kissa" which was actually deleted by me but still exists.

[jitendershooda]

Gaut (Gotra) ka Chakkar


“Mhare bahaddke badde ho-key dhandhe bann jyaange”.


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(With due apologies from any reader with surname “Dhanda”)



ha ha bahut aache deshwal ji ...

[handsome_nashier]

bhot badiya..............

[dndeswal]

In his thread Open Letter To The Worthy Members (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11420) dated 7th January 2006, Dev Dahiya writes:

“It is a matter of great concern that some of our very talented and worldly wise members [specialy female members] do not post their thoughts on the various issues concerning us and our people at large. I can understand that there are disturbances on this sight by some of the disgrunttled and negative mastermindes at times but majority of people out here are well meaning. It is not defficult to segregate rogues from reasonables for any sensible members and the frustrated lot is always put to their place sooner than later. Kindly have your say and enlighten the people seeking knowledge, leaving aside the people who are here to settle scores and play dirty. Hope to find more Godly people having their say.”

Today, a female member has sent me an e-mail, appreciating my thread Gaut ka Chakkar (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11788). She writes: “aapne Gaut ka Chakkar mein ‘Dhanda’ ki acchhi khhichaayi ki” (I guess she may be settling scores with some “Dhanda” guy). In her short message, she has also mentioned the names of Dev Dahiya and Rupi Sheoran, whose stuff she reads carefully. Rather than writing her comments on this thread, she perhaps thought it better to send e-mail. Since she has requested me not to reveal her name, I am honouring my promise. There may be personal reasons for her not to write messages on threads.

It means that though female members do visit the site, they hardly place their opinion on threads in ‘humor’ section which, in the opinion of some of them, contains a little bit of vulgarity. So far, I have not noticed any such thing in the forum. Even if there is a thin content (which is tolerable), there should not be any harm in reading on the computer screen. But ladies have their own notions.

However, Sunita Hooda and Rakha Rathee are contributing nicely.
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[dndeswal]

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यह थ्रैड मैने इस साल 24 जनवरी को शुरु की थी । इस किस्से को दुबारा लिख रहा हूं, हिन्दी में - ताकि हिन्दी में भी इसका लुत्फ उठाया जा सके - ठेठ देसी, 'जाट' किस्सा है ।

सगाई आळे आ-कै बैठे थे - बूझण लागे : चौधरी साहब थारा के गौत सै?

चौधरी बोल्या : म्हारा गौत सै 'बहड़के' - और थारा गौत के सै ?

सगाई आळे : "म्हारा गौत सै 'ढांढे' !"
चौधरी : यो रिश्ता होणा तै मुश्किल लागै सै ।
सगाई आळे : क्यूं ?
चौधरी : गौत मिल्लण का खतरा सै ।

"पर म्हारा और थारा गौत तै न्यारा-न्यारा सै"

"ईबै तै न्यारा-न्यारा सै पर आगै जा-कै मिल ज्यागा"

"वो क्यूकर ?"

"म्हारे बहड़के बड्डे हो-कै ढांढे बण-ज्यांगे"

(With due apologies from any reader with surname “Dhanda”)

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[downtoearth]

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"म्हारे बहड़के बड्डे हो-कै ढांढे बण-ज्यांगे"

(With due apologies from any reader with surname “Dhanda”)

.[/quote] heheh deswal sir,,,,,,,, ghaney din paachey fer nuey jissaa sa aagya,,,,,, bhai DHANDHYOO kaali na maniyoo ,,,,,,,, majak sey .. khi khi khi:D :p ;) :D :p ;)

[rakeshsehrawat]

Gaut (Gotra) ka Chakkar

Sagaai-aalle aa-rhe the. Boojhann laage: Chaudhari Sahab, thara ke gaut sey?

Chaudhari bolya: “Mhara got sey Bahaddke (“young bull”) - aur thara gaut ke sey”.

Sagaai-aale : Mhara gaut se Dhandhe (“aged bull”)

Chaudhari : Yoh rishta honna tey mushkil laagey sey.

Sagaai-alle : Kyoon?

Chaudhari : Gaut millann ka khatra sey.

“Par mhara aar thara gaut tey nyaraa-nyaraa sey”.

“Eebey (abhi) tey nyaraa-nyaraa sey par aagey jaa-key mil jyaga”.

“Woh kyoonkar?”

“Mhare bahaddke badde ho-key dhandhe bann jyaange”.


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(With due apologies from any reader with surname “Dhanda”)

Deshwal sahab dhanda got aala tai to mafi maang li kade koi behadka seeng maar de


Really nice joke

[rockingguy]

bhai isme bura manan ki baat ke se...
jat kisan hai...mante hoge..(sab saath chod deta hai..par apni dharti saath nahin chodti)
kisan ka kaam baldh(bail) bager konya chale..
to kissana ka sab kimme baldh se..
kisan baldh ki puja karya karen gamman mein
aur woh bhi budha baldh..matlab baldh gam ke mujij logo mein aaya kare..
to bhai dhanda ki tu puja honi se..

[sukhda]

very much true!!!:D

bhai isme bura manan ki baat ke se...
jat kisan hai...mante hoge..(sab saath chod deta hai..par apni dharti saath nahin chodti)
kisan ka kaam baldh(bail) bager konya chale..
to kissana ka sab kimme baldh se..
kisan baldh ki puja karya karen gamman mein
aur woh bhi budha baldh..matlab baldh gam ke mujij logo mein aaya kare..
to bhai dhanda ki tu puja honi se..

[ratheetheraist]

bhai isme bura manan ki baat ke se...
jat kisan hai...mante hoge..(sab saath chod deta hai..par apni dharti saath nahin chodti)
kisan ka kaam baldh(bail) bager konya chale..
to kissana ka sab kimme baldh se..
kisan baldh ki puja karya karen gamman mein
aur woh bhi budha baldh..matlab baldh gam ke mujij logo mein aaya kare..
to bhai dhanda ki tu puja honi se..

very much true!!!:D

[keshavdahiya]

very much true!!!:D

bhai isme bura manan ki baat ke se...
jat kisan hai...mante hoge..(sab saath chod deta hai..par apni dharti saath nahin chodti)
kisan ka kaam baldh(bail) bager konya chale..
to kissana ka sab kimme baldh se..
kisan baldh ki puja karya karen gamman mein
aur woh bhi budha baldh..matlab baldh gam ke mujij logo mein aaya kare..
to bhai dhanda ki tu puja honi se..

[vins9981]

thats some fun

[vins9981]

i never knew what dhanda meant till this day.
for me, dhanda's are jat brother.

[mothsara1st]

:D Bhai Deswal Sahab chala pad diya. Is chutkule ke Haryanvi version na to lath gad diye

[ram6april]

deswal sahab bahut badhiya... badhiya... kisse.. hove sain aapke saath bhi.... arr aap aade yaa hindi me jo likh do wa te mere office aaley PC pe .. aati naa dande-dande ... aaja.. sain ar fer mane ghar jaa ke fer padhne pade sain.......... BAKI GAUT AALA SAUDA KASOOTA SAI.......... aur kabhi ireland ka bhi chakkar lagao................ aade bhi haam ghane-ee JAT kathe ho re.. sain........