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ratheetheraist
January 26th, 2006, 08:41 PM
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!

Ek Aur

PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se"


One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA !






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