deepshi
January 27th, 2006, 12:16 AM
EMPLOYMENT...
1) Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.He promptly filled the
columns titled Name, Age, and Address etc. Then he came to the column "salary expected".
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes
2) Crocodile Boots
Sardarji proposed to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally, a search is being made;
they find him hunting crocodiles and watched him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again bare feet"
3) Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
4) How do you measure a sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
5) What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
6) What do you do when a sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
7) How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
8) What is a Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
9) Why do sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
10) How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
11) What do you call 10 sardars standing together?
A wind tunnel.
12) What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-Beer Singh ('T' silent)
13) What do call a sardar who has only one beer?
Just-one Singh. ('T' silent)
14) Why does sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
15) Why does Sardars have ' TGIF ' written on their shoes?
' Toes go in first '
16) How can you tell when a Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
17) "Oh...look at the dead bird"
Sardar looked at the sky and said "where"
18) What do smart sardar and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
1) Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.He promptly filled the
columns titled Name, Age, and Address etc. Then he came to the column "salary expected".
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes
2) Crocodile Boots
Sardarji proposed to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally, a search is being made;
they find him hunting crocodiles and watched him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again bare feet"
3) Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
4) How do you measure a sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
5) What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
6) What do you do when a sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
7) How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
8) What is a Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
9) Why do sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
10) How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
11) What do you call 10 sardars standing together?
A wind tunnel.
12) What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-Beer Singh ('T' silent)
13) What do call a sardar who has only one beer?
Just-one Singh. ('T' silent)
14) Why does sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
15) Why does Sardars have ' TGIF ' written on their shoes?
' Toes go in first '
16) How can you tell when a Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
17) "Oh...look at the dead bird"
Sardar looked at the sky and said "where"
18) What do smart sardar and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.