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keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 02:59 AM
Sorry for Sardar joke but I met one today & he narrated me this one.........really silly again ;)

One sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar."

And then the say sardars are dumbheads...;)

baliyansachin
January 27th, 2006, 10:12 AM
Hahahaha......................

Sardar Will Always Be A Sardar!!

indarjeetstomar
January 27th, 2006, 10:31 AM
Sardar ji kya itne to pagal nahi hote

gandasa
January 27th, 2006, 10:32 AM
good on you mate.........

ratheetheraist
January 27th, 2006, 04:23 PM
dahiya saab ye gyani te kati pagal trele howe sain mere jacche sai khai hogi yai baat ustai aur uth gya gyaani (sardar )

aur aan do badhiya se ak do

shailendra
January 27th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Here goes on a fresh Sardarji Joke I just heard:

Sardarji ek raat neend mein sapna dekh rahe the ke achanak dhune ke badal mein se Yamraaj prakat hue! Bole,"Sardarji, tussi jaao aur jitnee aaish karnee hai karo, tussi agle dus saal tak nahee maroge!"
Bus Sardarji agle din uth tehee kushee-khushee maauj maarne ke liye nikal pade! Bus ghar se nikalte hi unka whanee accident ho gaya aur wo upar swarg ja poanche!!!....
Andar Ghusnae se pehle unhonae bahar Yamraaj ko (apnae Bhainse per aaram sae baithe hue) chaain sae seeti maarte hue aur relax karte hue dekha! Phir kya tha Sardarji nae gusse mein unse poocha kae yeh Dhoka kyun!?!...

Yamraaj bole,"Sorry Sardarji, maheene kae aakhree wala 'Review' tha, isleye jaldi sae sara back-log khatam karna tha!"

anildabas1701
January 28th, 2006, 12:09 AM
keshav bhai shukar hai captain(par captain bhi sardar hona chahiye) na nu na kahi ki hade seat pe baith ke ke dekhe hai chaal bhar ghooma ke laoon