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keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 05:59 AM
Hello Jatlanders,
Every now and then we come accross a few people who try to speak haryanvi eventhough they dont know the complications of this witty dialect......yet they tend to mix haryanvi with other language. And some times it turns out to be really really funny.....:p. I cud remember a few of them & want people to add to it, if they also encounter such messages near them or hear them anywhere.....:D:D
You know what I mean.......it goes like this....;)
>>>Bhaiya aage mat jana aage "KHAANCHA" hai
>>>Bhai saab aap "NYUN" se kahan se "HAAND" ke aaye ho....
>>>Abhi mere ko "TAGADJA" hai aap ko baad mein call karta hun
>>>Doctor saab mera "KAALJA" phatta hai....
....to be continued & waiting for the most hillarious addition..:D:D
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 06:22 AM
ha...ha...ha. Dameedd padd diya:
Arre jib jhikoi mei kya kar sakta huun
Pehelwani karte ho aur bidi suddakte ho.
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 08:03 AM
ha...ha...ha. Dameedd padd diya:
Arre jib jhikoi mei kya kar sakta huun
Pehelwani karte ho aur bidi suddakte ho.
Mare ko yeh waali "BHIIT" todi "aadi teddi" lag rahi hai.
lekin aap ko kya "DIKAT" hai.........:p:D......eheheh
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 08:06 AM
Mare ko yeh waali "BHIIT" todi "aadi teddi" lag rahi hai.
lekin aap ko kya "DIKAT" hai.........:p:D......eheheh
Mheinshyaa ne panni pyan legya thas...wapis lautt kar nahi aa liya ab takk.
kiraya te le le bhai saheb....par ticket bhi degga akk nahin jhikoi.
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 08:09 AM
Mheinshyaa ne panni pyan legya thas...wapis lautt kar nahi aa liya ab takk.
kiraya te le le bhai saheb....par ticket bhi degga akk nahin jhikoi.
Bhai saab yeh bus mein kaun "biddi piin laag rehya sei"
Uncle ji bus stand aa gaya "maari si" break maarana please....:D:D
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 08:12 AM
Bhai saab yeh bus mein kaun "biddi piin laag rehya sei"
Uncle ji bus stand aa gaya "maari si" break maarana please....:D:D
Aapne kadd kahi thi cigrut ka pakkut lyawan ki
Pehlyan keh dyo hei te mei paisse rakh leta.
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 11:05 AM
Aapne kadd kahi thi cigrut ka pakkut lyawan ki
Pehlyan keh dyo hei te mei paisse rakh leta.
bhai yeh aap idhar udhar kya "LAKHA" rhe ho aapka biddi ka bindal to yahan rakha hua hai.
excuse me shayad mein yahan apna "JHOLLAA" bhul gaya........;)
:D :D :D
downtoearth
January 27th, 2006, 03:39 PM
bhai yeh aap idhar udhar kya "LAKHA" rhe ho aapka biddi ka bindal to yahan rakha hua hai.
excuse me shayad mein yahan apna "JHOLLAA" bhul gaya........;)
:D :D :D
areey kahan HAAND rahey ho ?
kahin nahi sir bs yahin BAAL kha raha thaaa:D :D
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 03:45 PM
some one haryanvi in banglore and it real.
party ho rahi hai......table per daal gi r gayi....guy comes in>>>>
bhai yeh table per daal "khindi" hui hai iise saaf kar dena please.....;)
one day i was talking to a gurl and pulling her leg as alwayz....
jib wah ghanni dukhi holi to boli......>>>>>
Mere saath bakwad karne ki zarurat nahi hai......mere ko "thuk bilone" ki aadat nahi hai.....:D:D:D:p
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 04:15 PM
some one haryanvi in banglore and it real.
party ho rahi hai......table per daal gi r gayi....guy comes in>>>>
bhai yeh table per daal "khindi" hui hai iise saaf kar dena please.....;)
one day i was talking to a gurl and pulling her leg as alwayz....
jib wah ghanni dukhi holi to boli......>>>>>
Mere saath bakwad karne ki zarurat nahi hai......mere ko "thuk bilone" ki aadat nahi hai.....:D:D:D:p
Ha...ha...ha. good one
Bhai simbhal jyao nahi te pher pachhtana padega.
ratheetheraist
January 27th, 2006, 04:35 PM
jab hum rai me paddhya karte na 8th class me the to mhara house captain tha chikkara wo after dinner ki attendance me aagya hawa me aur aakad ke ho gya khada
te mera dost tha pradeep sharma wo mere te baat karan laag gya peeche mud ke te captai chikkara bolya ,,,,,,,,oye u pradeep sharma saamne lakha ......
aur keshav bhai saab ye jo sab hain na inne haryanvi te kasuti aawe sai par hindi na aati ar hindi ki koshish me bhunde khichwa liya karen ,,,,,,,
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 05:08 PM
,,,,,,oye u pradeep sharma saamne lakha ......
hahaha..lol:D lakha....hehehe..
sahi khayi tanne....
yaad hai hooda coach.....oye both of u three come here...;)
and famous....>>>>> excuse me zarra "DATANA"
priyasingh
January 27th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Actually you are trying to make fun of people who speak bagri but actually they are speaking baagri.
In Ganganagar, Abhohar azilka and Sirsa belt this kind of lang is used.
Its similar to Haryanavi but close to rajasthani.
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 06:07 PM
aur keshav bhai saab ye jo sab hain na inne haryanvi te kasuti aawe sai par hindi na aati ar hindi ki koshish me bhunde khichwa liya karen ,,,,,,,
not actually Priya You didnt get it ....refer to what rathee has to say in above quote>>>>>
here we are talking about people who are too gud in haryanvi and its really hard to utter hindi when they try, so they come up with an assortment of hindi and haryanvi or may be bagri....
There is no intention to make fun of anybody here and if you cud also read the introductory para where i specifically mentioned what we are talking about.
I hope you got the point...;)
if not i consult rupender he will explain you in a betta way...:D:D
Aap mere khyaal se "bichal" rahi hain....:p
dont mind but my sister also mix up things when she try to speak haryanvi
cheers
priyasingh
January 27th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Ok got it!
Thanks
One from my side
Bhai Shab tractor dheere chalao nahi to kadda uchlega
downtoearth
January 27th, 2006, 07:20 PM
Ok got it!
Thanks
One from my side
Bhai Shab tractor dheere chalao nahi to kadda uchlega
haahaa priya ,nvr heard before:D ib laag kit raakh rakhya thaa ?:D
keshav tum apne kuttey ko baand ke rakho ye ghana padna lagta hai:D :D
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 07:29 PM
haahaa priya ,never heard before:D ib laag kit raakh rakhya thaa ?:D
keshav tum apne kuttey ko baand ke rakho ye ghana padna lagta hai:D :D
"Laagdaar" saab zaara dhayan se check karna please mera doggi cute to hai lekin badda "albaadi" hai.
aaj kal kissi bhi kuuti ko dekhte hi "bhonsane" lag jata hai. Aur dekh lo iske phyaans(dandruff) bhi ho raha hai, saare din apni body diwar ke saath "ragadta" rehta hai...;)
ratheetheraist
January 27th, 2006, 08:22 PM
dahiya saab bhot badhiya dhaal samjhaya aapne te ,chaala paad diya,,,,,,,, master hote te aapke saare student top kar dete ,,,,,,,
:D:D
downtoearth
January 27th, 2006, 08:29 PM
"Laagdaar" saab zaara dhayan se check karna please mera doggi cute to hai lekin badda "albaadi" hai.
aaj kal kissi bhi kuuti ko dekhte hi "bhonsane" lag jata hai. Aur dekh lo iske phyaans(dandruff) bhi ho raha hai, saare din apni body diwar ke saath "ragadta" rehta hai...;)
keshav tumhara doggi cute to hai lakin issne mujhe paard liya to stomach mein 14 sueay kaun gadwaega:D :D :D
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 09:02 PM
keshav tumhara doggi cute to hai lakin issne mujhe paard liya to stomach mein 14 sueay kaun gadwaega:D :D :D
chinta mat karo bhai saab aaj kal 14 nahi 3 tikke lagte hain, lekin nyu dekhnna padega ki kuuta "BAAWALA" hua ya aap,
dusri baat doggi ne aapko kahan "BUDDKA bhara" nahi to mera doggi bhi baawla ho sakta hai....:D:D
Thoddi "THYAAS" rakhoo sab thik ho jayega.Lekin doctor ke aage "KILKKI" mat marna doctor "CHON" mein aa jata hai...;)
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 09:14 PM
Paissa bhej dyunga, ghar firstclass ban-na chahiye.....aur suno wo jo uppar wala kamra hei na uss mei 10-12 muddhhe jaroor ghalwa diyo.....aissa hi hei kabhi-2 padhhe-likhe log aa jate hein aur phir standard ki cheezz na ho te izzat ke singhadde ho jyaya karrein. Apni maa ne keh diye ak apni sehat ka pura-2 dhyan rakhkhe....kadde bachhiya si basakwale. kum like ko jyada samajhna aur chithhi tawle-2 gerte rahya karo...wo bloody Dakiya bhi to kuchh kaam kare...sarre din tass peetteyein ja se.
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Paissa bhej dyunga, ghar firstclass ban-na chahiye.....aur suno wo jo uppar wala kamra hei na uss mei 10-12 muddhhe jaroor ghalwa diyo.....aissa hi hei kabhi-2 padhhe-likhe log aa jate hein aur phir standard ki cheezz na ho te izzat ke singhadde ho jyaya karrein. Apni maa ne keh diye ak apni sehat ka pura-2 dhyan rakhkhe....kadde bachhiya si basakwale. kum like ko jyada samajhna aur chithhi tawle-2 gerte rahya karo...wo bloody Dakiya bhi to kuchh kaam kare...sarre din tass peetteyein ja se.
kaka subhe se kahan the
mera kaalja phat raha hai yeh composition padd ke......:D:D:p
......muddhhe jaroor ghalwa diyo......
.......izzat ke singhadde.....
........bachhiya si basakwale.......
........chithhi tawle-2 gerte rahya karo......
........tass peetteyein ja se........
hahaha....mar ge reh...:D
puura haanga laga diya hai.....;)
devdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 09:32 PM
ARR SAHI TEI MASTER KI SUUN CHHORE:
Balko apnna kayda nikalo...aur pehla panna khol lyo. Khol liya....arre wo Deegha ke tera kayda kahan hei....lyaya-e na hoga....pher iss baste mei kya latta hei tu.......khdya hojya mejj pe. Arre ow LANDDI BURSHATT chal khadda ho arr banchh iss pehle pathh ne. Dhyan rakhna jo kuchh bi yo bollegga....peechhe-2 sab wahi bollenge...na te maar DANDYAN CHAMDDI udhhedd dyunga. Haan shurru kar re BANDDE MUH AALE. Ibb takhti kadhho arr sulekh likhna shuru karo......dhyan rahe ki kalam te likhna se kadde koe KHOBBDYAN te likhkhe. Arr tne ya duwat iss takhti par kyun ojj di re Paddadd. Sulekh se handwriting ND ho jya se...challo likhkho sarre. Aarre Pillu tere baal itne lambbe kaisse ho gaye.....jatehein ustara firwa liye na te tnne kaal school mei awntehein baal pakadd ke chakkar katwa dunga.....samajh gaya shinkalle.
anildabas1701
January 27th, 2006, 11:48 PM
dahiya ji, keshav ji aap nei train pher tei chala di.....................................
aap log jatland mein jee phookan ka kaam karte raha karoo, mahra bhi jaa laga rehga
keshavdahiya
January 28th, 2006, 10:03 PM
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Bhai, sabh-kimmey GADHH-MADHH SODDA ho-rhyaa lagey sey.
Par koye baat na - nyun-e chalyaa karey !
hahaha....:D yu kun sa mix tha deswal ji.......:p
aap bhi aan dyo na ek aadh...;)
keshavdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 04:03 AM
Ek ringat>>>Doctor saab meri "DHARAND DEEG" rahi hai kuch ilaaj batao na please.....;)
Doctor>>> Nahi yeh to mujhe lag raha hai tumhe "CHANAK" aa gayi hai, GHANA BOHJH mat uthaya karo....waise mein tumhe painkillers prescribe kar deta hun, Din mein 2 baar leni hai, TADKE er SAANJH ne .............;)
jitendershooda
February 4th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Ek ringat>>>Doctor saab meri "DHARAND DEEG" rahi hai kuch ilaaj batao na please.....;)
Doctor>>> Nahi yeh to mujhe lag raha hai tumhe "CHANAK" aa gayi hai, GHANA BOHJH mat uthaya karo....waise mein tumhe painkillers prescribe kar deta hun, Din mein 2 baar leni hai, TADKE er SAANJH ne .............;)
arey ooo ladke idhar LAKHA tun .....
Bhai Kheshav CHALA sa PAAD dete ho aap bhi ...
keshavdahiya
February 4th, 2006, 09:03 PM
hooda bhai jib sabu ko gussa aata hai to kahin dur jwala muukhi PAATETA hai
ek be dilli men topi ki dukan ka scene
>>>bhaiya dusri topi dikhao yeh MOKHALI hai...chalo choro woh wali dikhao jisme GHATTU hain,