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misha0119
January 27th, 2006, 10:53 AM
Options
A guy of a village reaches the hotseat and is placed B4 BIG B.
BIG B: What's your father's name?
GUY: Thik hai.
BIG B agsin asks the guy: what's your father's name?
The guy replies thik hai.BIG B gets annoyed and says- 'main kabse aapke pitaji ka naam pooch raha hoon, aap batate kyon nahin?'
The guy replies : Aap pehle options to dijiye.
misha0119
January 27th, 2006, 10:58 AM
Politician in KBC
Once a politician went for playing Kaun banega Crorepati. He asked Amitabh Bachchan after which question's correct answer would he get 1 crore rupees. Amitabh Bachchan said that he would get 1 crore rupees on the 15th question.
The politician said ,"Then don't waste time and ask the 15th question, Amitabh ji! "
misha0119
January 27th, 2006, 11:03 AM
Computer knows better
Amitabh is questioning a guy on KBC.
He asks him 'Meri company ka naam kya hai?'
Options : TISCO, Wipro, ABCL, Reliance.
The guys says 'ABCL'
Amitabh asks 'Sure, confident?'
The guys says ' yes confident'
Amitabh says 'Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do'
The computer replies 'ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !'
:D
keshavdahiya
January 27th, 2006, 11:08 AM
The computer replies 'ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !'
gud one....
taala to aaj aare bhi laag rehya se....:D
misha0119
January 27th, 2006, 11:10 AM
thanks:)
kitt laag reha sai taala?
misha0119
January 27th, 2006, 04:46 PM
questions in a row
Santa Singh is the aggressive participant on Kaun Banega Crorepati
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka
Pehla Sawaal: Who is India's Prime Minister?
A: Vajpayee
B: Advani
C: Zail Singh
D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!
ratheetheraist
January 27th, 2006, 04:46 PM
misha singh ji jokes to ache hian par i think u shud change ur pic here ,,,,,,it shows the pessimistic side f ones life,,,,,,,,,, rest u knw better
anildabas1701
January 28th, 2006, 12:25 AM
bahut mast mast point hai, mr bachchan ki to laga daali...........................
and i agree with mr. rathee, that please change your profile photo( just a request).............
maine to apne profile mein tom cruise ki photo laga rakhi thi, meri to photo hi change karwadaali
anildabas1701
January 28th, 2006, 01:22 PM
Hey Misha Thats A Good Profile Picture, That You Selected