ravi.shekhar
January 27th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Santa and Preeto in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
Preeto jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the
world
with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to Santa and says ' What do you have to say in your
defense?
Santa sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out ..whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?
Yeh sunke...Preeto replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana , tu fir wo
dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Santa replied : Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski ? typewriter ki ya meri?
Judge:...Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki
naubat hi na aati.
R.S.Singh
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
Preeto jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the
world
with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to Santa and says ' What do you have to say in your
defense?
Santa sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out ..whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?
Yeh sunke...Preeto replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana , tu fir wo
dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Santa replied : Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski ? typewriter ki ya meri?
Judge:...Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki
naubat hi na aati.
R.S.Singh