pappu paas ho gaya

[ratheetheraist]

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongPAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".PAPPU : I is...TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

[keshavdahiya]

rathee saab pappu ke chutkalle to ghaane "SILLY ar ANDY" the;)

lekin tu nyu bataa de ye chugarde ke laddi kyante laa di tanne....:D;)
Kisseka bhya se....pappu ka ya madame ka.....:p

any way u forgot to add.....when teacher asked pappu assassination ke spellin
To pappu ke bolya......:confused:
Ghaddhe(ass) ke uuper Ghaddha(ass) er uske ander puura desh(nation)
:o :) :p :D

[ratheetheraist]

bhai saab yo pappu ka paas hona ke bya te kam tha par main bhool gaya is baar yaad rakhenge aage se

aap bhi kuch aan do nd sa

[downtoearth]

rathee saab pappu ke chutkalle to ghaane "SILLY ar ANDY" the

lekin tu nyu bataa de ye chugarde ke laddi kyante laa di tanne....
Kisseka bhya se....pappu ka ya madame ka.....

any way u forgot to add.....when teacher asked pappu assassination ke spellin
To pappu ke bolya......
Ghaddhe(ass) ke uuper Ghaddha(ass) er uske ander puura desh(nation)
raathi yu dahiya too nuey bhonsya kareyyy... ahaaa jisa aa gaya :Daan de nuey :D :D
arey keshu wo ek shayar thaaa aur sher padan laag gaya

ek kutta ,, us kuttey ki punch pey kutta,,:D uski punch pey pher kutt ,pher kutta aur punch pey pher kutta,,,,,,,public pagal ho gayi aur ek nu bolya are aagey bhi bolega kimmey ?:p
nu bolya >>> aagey sun key key kadega bawley,, to kuttan ka balance dekh ney:p
to bhai laadi mein key kaadega tu pappu ney dekh ney:D :D :D

[ratheetheraist]

bhai saab dhanyawad,,,,,,, aapne bhot honsla badhaya,,, dahiya saab kha gaye na dialogue manne samjhaate samjhaate hahahahahaha:D:D:p:(

[downtoearth]

bhai saab dhanyawad,,,,,,, aapne bhot honsla badhaya,,, dahiya saab kha gaye na dialogue manne samjhaate samjhaate hahahahahaha:D:D:p:(
raathi merey saathi,, tanney humor section mein aaj jisa de diya.. :D :D :D

[anildabas1701]

rathi bhai pappu pass tei kara diya, ibb chocolate bhi khila de
pisse kaun dega

pappu

[misha0119]

good jokes!!
cheers 4 Pappu:D