aur lo

[ratheetheraist]

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punishhim?"PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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[keshavdahiya]

tu maane nahi.......hahaha....yeh laddi pher laa di :D:D:D
serr serr ye laddi taar le na to.........
Deepak Sejwal bhai awwega, phehlayan tere ghanne kardde dhar dega, paache fine bhi kar dega.......:mad:
ar pher tere be ban lagge ga.;)...:eek:
marre yaar tanne na bera aare khaam khaa ban laag jaya karre:rolleyes:

aagli baar matna laayiye laddi

[dndeswal]

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Teacher: "My teeth give bad smell" : convert this sentence into past tense.

Pappu: You ate tobacco.

Teacher (angrily) : Alright, now convert it into future tense.

pappu: You will be a cancer patient.

[downtoearth]

arey ,,raathi ,,merey saathi...haahhaahaa ,,,yu taney iss computer ka black-board barga haal kyu kar diya:D :D :D
ghana andi se tu bhi :D :D :D
aan de tera naya design... pher ibkey laddi tarr ley yey diwali pe la liyeey:D :D
carry on dude,, ghana jisa aa gaya

[ratheetheraist]

bhaii saab ib paache yaade ladi nai dikhegi ,,,,,,,,, is ladi ne te aisi tesi karwa di bijmatni ,,,,,,,,,,,ib phuk dunga tha ke jalli ne ,,,,,

[anildabas1701]

bhai rathee sahab katiye to swad aa gaya, zulmee hansa hansa ke paet mein dard hoga bhai

[keshavdahiya]

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punishhim?"PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

killkki pe kilkki @ LADDI....hahahahahah yeh hai bikki max ji ki entry walli post......:D:D:D

[downtoearth]

killkki pe kilkki @ LADDI....hahahahahah yeh hai bikki max ji ki entry walli post......
hahahaah,,,, kit tey lyaya sey kaad key,,,,,,,, yu deekh ley kitna suudha laagya karta jib :p:p,,,,,,,,, lakin nu too pehlam ey bera thaa akk suudhi chipkali ghanney maacher khaya karey ;):D........daaki ney laadii laa di thee aandey hi......... pehlam papu aur teacher key joke lyaya karta..,,, aur ib kasai PHOOLKUMAR key bina baat ey na karta ......aur iska woo bhi to joke thaa ek>>>> waardi aala heheeh hehe nd thaa woo tey

[sunitahooda]

Mai tai sadmey ki haalat mai pohochgi thi akk....yo Bikki nai key karya....Frustration mai baalkan aali thread aadey mahrey khaney mai baga gya....:D:D:p:p.....par ek baat kaabiley taarif hai ki Bikki Max apney shuruaati dino me bhi >>>>>>>> inn ke bina forwarded stuff chepp gey.....killki pai killki@ >>>>>>>>>>>>:Dkillkki pe kilkki @ LADDI....hahahahahah yeh hai bikki max ji ki entry walli post......:D:D:D

[jakhar77]

Non jat joke.