fool4love
January 27th, 2006, 09:16 PM
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
5. We need = I want
6. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
8. We need to talk = I need to complain
9. Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11. You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
12. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
13. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
14. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
15. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
16. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
17. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
18. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
19. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
20. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
21. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
22. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
23. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
24. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
25. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
5. We need = I want
6. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
8. We need to talk = I need to complain
9. Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11. You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
12. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
13. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
14. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
15. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
16. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
17. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
18. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
19. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
20. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
21. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
22. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
23. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
24. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
25. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.