Sardarji Aur Yamraaj!

[shailendra]

Here goes on a fresh Sardarji Joke I just heard:

Sardarji ek raat neend mein sapna dekh rahe the ke achanak dhune ke badal mein se Yamraaj prakat hue! Wo Bole,"Sardarji, tussi jaao aur jitnee aaish karnee hai karo, tussi agle poore 'Dus' saal tak nahee maroge!"
Phir kya tha, Sardarji to bus subah hone se pehle hi kushee-khushee khoob maauj maarne ke liye nikal pade! Bus ghar kae bahar nikalte hi unka wahnee accident ho gaya aur wo seedhe upar poanch gaye!!!....

Whaan swarg mein andar ghus nae se pehle unhonae bahar Yamraaj ko (apnae Bhainse per aaram sae baithe hue) chaain sae seeti maarte hue aur relax karte hue, dekha!
Phir kya tha Sardarji nae bade gusse mein Yamraaj sae poocha kae Yam nae unkae saath aisa bada Dhoka kyun kiya!?!...

Yamraaj bole,"Sorry Sardarji yaar, Saal kae aakhri ka 'Annual Review' tha, isileye jaldi se sara 'Back-Log' khatam karna tha!"

[anildabas1701]

bhai ghani bhoondi pel di yamraj nei to, sardarji ke to phokte hi udd gaye honge............................. sardar ji sochhete honge " kaddi inni vi ash ni karni chahidi ki bokki hi lag janeeeee

[keshavdahiya]

KOi baa na hooda saab , sardar jaale taran ke kaam aawega....:D:p

[downtoearth]

heheheh aur hooda bro ,iss kaam khatter sardar tey badiya sauda koi nahi ho sakta.. different from chattu santa banta jokes .....nice one

[vipinrathee]

Hooda bhai

Kamaal kardia.Maza aagaya bhai. Yamraaj ne sardarji ke saath ghani Zaajti kardi.

Jat Balwan
warm regards
vipin rathee