Haryanvi Jat in Bombay

[anupam]

Ek baar ek Haryanvi jat bambai ghuman chala gaya...

Bambai main to Bus pakdn khatar line laani pada hai... usne to yu system katai naya lagya... par fer bhi chhore ne sochi chalo yahan ka riwaj bhi apna lo... wo bhi ja laga bus stand line main, uske aage 4-5 chhori khadi thi... BEST ki bus bus-stand pe aa ke ruki to ve 4-5 chhori bus main chad gayi fer conductor sitti (whistle) maar ke bolya "NO MORE PLEASE"... Jat bolya, yu ke baat hui Morni-Morni saari chada li jib Mor chadan lagye to NO MORE...

Anupam

[anildabas1701]

Ek baar ek Haryanvi jat bambai ghuman chala gaya...

Bambai main to Bus pakdn khatar line laani pada hai... usne to yu system katai naya lagya... par fer bhi chhore ne sochi chalo yahan ka riwaj bhi apna lo... wo bhi ja laga bus stand line main, uske aage 4-5 chhori khadi thi... BEST ki bus bus-stand pe aa ke ruki to ve 4-5 chhori bus main chad gayi fer conductor sitti (whistle) maar ke bolya "NO MORE PLEASE"... Jat bolya, yu ke baat hui Morni-Morni saari chada li jib Mor chadan lagye to NO MORE...

Anupam

MORNI MORNI TO SAARI CHADA LI JAM MORE CHADAN LAAGE TO NO MORE
BHAI KATIYE TO SWAD AA GAYA

[dndeswal]

The following joke is contained in one of the books by Khushwant Singh:

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Once a Jat went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building. He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so, a townsman saw him and tried to befool him. So he approached the Jat and asked, "What are you doing?" When he was told the answer the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted. "How many have you counted?" The Jat said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away the Jat was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man, for he had counted twenty. (Contributed by Anupam & Pranav Anshumali, Patna)
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Par Bhai, mere ko to yeh joke aachhya nah lagya. Likh nyoon-e diya ke tum sare dekh lyo ki doosre log jaton per kaise-kaise joke likhein sein. !!

Dekho ke so - aawann dyo tum bi Sardarran ke kisse. (I have great personal regards for Khushwant Singh ji - bhai uss buzurg sardarji ke barey mein kuchh nah likhna - waise bhi ye kisi aur ka contribute kiya hua hai).