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keshavdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 04:04 AM
An old one but famous.....

Ek be ek madrasi rohtak aa gaya, usne CM ki kothi ka rah na beraa tha,
Sheela bypass pe usne ek choori pheeti.
Madrassi usne dekh ke bolya >>>>
Excuse me madam kya aap mere ko CM house ka rasta bataengi.
Chorri ne sochi is PALISH KE PED NE hindi er angrezi mein hi samjh awegi
Waa boli>>>
Aisa karo aap yahan se sidha iss road per jao aur phir left murr jana phir straight jaake right, then you go left along the long curve and then there will be a small market form there again you turn right finally you will c a
D-shaped park, BAS PHER KATTI SAAHMI........;):p:D

anildabas1701
January 29th, 2006, 04:10 AM
An old one but famous.....

D-shaped park, BAS PHER KATTI SAAHMI..... ;):p:D

ha ha ha chhori ne hindi english bolan ki kitni koshish kari............BAS PHER KATTI SHAMI

devdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 08:04 AM
An old one but famous.....

Ek be ek madrasi rohtak aa gaya, usne CM ki kothi ka rah na beraa tha,
Sheela bypass pe usne ek choori pheeti.
Madrassi usne dekh ke bolya >>>>
Excuse me madam kya aap mere ko CM house ka rasta bataengi.
Chorri ne sochi is PALISH KE PED NE hindi er angrezi mein hi samjh awegi
Waa boli>>>
Aisa karo aap yahan se sidha iss road per jao aur phir left murr jana phir straight jaake right, then you go left along the long curve and then there will be a small market form there again you turn right finally you will c a
D-shaped park, BAS PHER KATTI SAAHMI........;):p:D




Dyakki yo te sweater prah ke pesh karya sei......SHAAMI......ND saudda.

keshavdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 01:53 PM
Dyakki yo te sweater prah ke pesh karya sei......SHAAMI......ND saudda.

Buukal maar ke karya tha.....sweater te kaam na challe............:D:p

dndeswal
January 29th, 2006, 02:39 PM
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Bhai Keshav,

CM ki sarkari kothi tey Chandigarh mey sei. Wo madrassi shayad CM ki private kothi ke bare mey poochh rahya hoga. Nyuun tey state ke sare-ke-sare rest-house bi CM ki kothi-ey hon sein. Par bera na woh madrassi mhare CM dhorrey ke karann jaa-tha.

Par bhai, 'CM' ka matlab 'Chief Magistrate' bi ho-sakey sey.

Par yoh iss kisse ka central point nah sey. Nyuun mat kahiye ak khaam-kha ke pange le-rhe so. Manney jo likhyaa yoh bi ek joke-ey sey.

downtoearth
January 29th, 2006, 07:13 PM
D-shaped park, BAS PHER KATTI SAAHMI........[/FONT];):p:D
haha .... keshav nuey ek hawaldaar engrezi boleey thaaa.
usney kahii 10000 ki payment karii aur nu bolya >>>
bhai saab ek baar hand marr lena:D :D :D

anilsangwan
January 30th, 2006, 12:27 PM
An old one but famous.....

PALISH KE PED NE hindi er angrezi mein hi samjh awegi
Waa boli>>> BAS PHER KATTI SAAHMI........

Bhai Keshav...kasoota kaatya Rog...PALISH KA PEDD.aar Kati SHAAMI..ha ha ha ha ..:D:D...

jitendershooda
February 4th, 2006, 03:51 PM
haha .... keshav nuey ek hawaldaar engrezi boleey thaaa.
usney kahii 10000 ki payment karii aur nu bolya >>>
bhai saab ek baar hand marr lena:D :D :D

badhiya bhai keshav ... ha ha hand bhi marva diya rupe ne .. ;)

jitendershooda
February 4th, 2006, 03:56 PM
Wo nue ek dangi tha prem nagar mein ..model school mein tractor le gya kasai er jake gate pe la diya ...bhetar badya konya chattri aale dande aad ge..

Us tem wo ahlawat principal hua karta ... charchara tha wo bhi danhu ..

le li pared ek kiska hai yo ... koye na bolya .. dangi ki class teacher uste aake boli ...ek tun isne le jya hade kun la diya ... dangi saheb kit mane tha nu bolya ji mere vehicle ki parking ke liye intajam kyon nahi hai .. pher wa ghaniye kahi gai te nu bolya ...JEEE MERE BASKI NA HAI GHAMM MEIN SEAT TATTI HO GAE HAI ...... MERA TO PAACHA BAL UTHEGA ... :)