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devdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Ek tau ki chhori ka byah tha. Jib chhori vida honn laagi te tau ke kandhhe laag ke ro paddi[apne babbu ke] Tau ke bhi aanssu aagge...par nyu bolya," Beti manne kyun rawawei se...mei te jis din te teri maa iss ghar mei aai se usse din tei rowan laag rhya suun...dekh ow....BANDDAR... jo CAR mei rapiyan ki maala ghallein arr syahi ghallein beithhya sei na[meant her husband] ow aaj pachhe nahin hasnna chahiye....uss ke kandhhe ne sujja ke mateera kar diye.....ja betti ja."

keshavdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 02:08 PM
......uss ke kandhhe ne sujja ke mateera kar diye.....ja betti ja."

hahaha.......issi baat to kadde bhi na sunni ..:D:p..lol.........sujja ke mateera
aankha mein paani aa gya........
Chaallaaaaaaa padd ke bagga diya yu to

devdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 03:03 PM
hahaha.......issi baat to kadde bhi na sunni ..:D:p..lol.........sujja ke mateera
aankha mein paani aa gya........
Chaallaaaaaaa padd ke bagga diya yu to


Mateera bera sei na..........Lamba sa motta-taggdda huya karre......ghanna watery sa.....pille-2 se rangg mei.....usska junssa end jameen mei tikkya rahya karre wo issa ho jyaya karre jannu sirr mei khajj ho rhi se...baal na pawe lowwe-dhorre. Ha...ha..ha. Yarran gelyan reh ga na te nyu hein swaad le ga.....ha...ha..ha.

keshavdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 03:11 PM
Mateera bera sei na..........Lamba sa motta-taggdda huya karre......ghanna watery sa.....pille-2 se rangg mei.....usska junssa end jameen mei tikkya rahya karre wo issa ho jyaya karre jannu sirr mei khajj ho rhi se...baal na pawe lowwe-dhorre. Ha...ha..ha. Yarran gelyan reh ga na te nyu hein swaad leda.....ha...ha..ha.

Hahaha....:D issa lagge se jannu sahmii darya ho mattera.....
lekin khaajj na ho rehi uske...:(
.......lol...hehehe:p swaad aa gya :)

anildabas1701
January 29th, 2006, 03:31 PM
dahiya ji mere hesaab se yeh cheez tau apni chorriya tei na shikhya karen hai yeh kaam to lugaiya ke hoya karen hai

par aaj kaal ke tau bigdeod sei kimme bhi ho sake hai

nikitadhaiya
January 29th, 2006, 03:33 PM
.uss ke kandhhe ne sujja ke mateera kar diye.....ja betti ja."[/quote]

want to know the exact meaning ..(..in hindi plz.....) of mateera...then only i will be able to enjoy and appreciate the joke.:confused:

devdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 03:33 PM
dahiya ji mere hesaab se yeh cheez tau apni chorriya tei na shikhya karen hai yeh kaam to lugaiya ke hoya karen hai

par aaj kaal ke tau bigdeod sei kimme bhi ho sake hai



Just a joke dear...ha..ha..ha. Thats all.

devdahiya
January 29th, 2006, 03:36 PM
.uss ke kandhhe ne sujja ke mateera kar diye.....ja betti ja."

want to know the exact meaning ..(..in hindi plz.....) of mateera...then only i will be able to enjoy and appreciate the joke.:confused:[/QUOTE]


Uppar meine bataya huwa hei bebe...pher bhi.......Mateera is a kind of watermelon and where it touches the earth...it's skin becomes very soft and tender. Also the colour of this particular patch is different than the othe portion of this fruit.

anilsangwan
January 30th, 2006, 05:17 PM
....BANDDAR... jo CAR mei rapiyan ki maala ghallein arr syahi ghallein beithhya sei na[meant her husband] ow aaj pachhe nahin hasnna chahiye....uss ke kandhhe ne sujja ke mateera kar diye.....ja betti ja."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tau bhi bigad ke kaddhi ho rahe sein aajkaal ke....