Dumb and dumber!

[mansi1218]

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

[mansi1218]

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

[keshavdahiya]

hahaha.....:p:D;), that was marevellll.......wouuufffff!!....Punch in the head.
Fantabulous,Mansi you have so many talents and you are teling it now....;)
But honestly Alllll of them are so gr8 that they dont need any appreciation.......U just need to roll on floor.....hehehehehe..:p

aur aan de ibb to mauka padya se.......meter sa khench de...:D

[devdahiya]

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".




Ha...ha..ha. Good stuff Mansi ma'm..........arr iss mei te mhara Sunddu student tha....pakkamm-pakkaa......"Suraj te bekar ho sei...jib chandana karre se jib pehlyaein chandanna bhatera"

[anildabas1701]

hi mansi nice stuff par paar kitte kara, just kidding, good stuff and carry on with more!!!!!

[mansi1218]

thanks all...i'd keep posting regularly

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and left me £25,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me £90,000."
"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." His friend continued.
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," concluded, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

[mansi1218]

A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

[devdahiya]

thanks all...i'd keep posting regularly

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and left me £25,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me £90,000."
"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." His friend continued.
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," concluded, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"



Yo kasutta ND tha...saryan ki shrab piwega....ha...ha..ha. Isse ke muhn mei ek PIPE la ke dusseri audd ka end Darru aali neher[canal] mei gerr dyo....jib kalja sheela hoga. Ha....ha...ha..ha. Fukyawe....rapiye ginn le arr BAR mei ja kei beithh jya.....ghanna rangeela tha yo MANASS KHANA.