Sardarji ki daadhi

[dndeswal]

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Sardarji ki daadhi

One Sardarji was washing his mouth early in the morning. Suddenly, a scorpion which was hidden in his thick beard, stung his finger. Sardarji started crying.

A Jat was passing by. On being asked, Sardarji said: “Oye Chaudhury, sanoon bichchhoo ne dunk maar ditta”. (Choudhary, I was stung by a scorpion).

Jat queried: “Tu kyoon tadkehein-tadkehein bojhrrey* mey hath dey rahya tha?”.
(Why did you put your hands in a thick thorny bush early in the morning?)

* Bojhraa = a thick thorny bush.

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Ek aur (This one was written by Khushwant Singh)

Once a Sardarji from the countryside brought his pregnant wife to a doctor for sex determination test. After the check-up doctor told Sardarji “Kuch Nahin hei – keval hava hei”. (It is nothing but gas). The Sardarji got terribly annoyed and said, “Kya saala tum sochte ho ki mein keval cycle pump hun.” (What do you think - am I only a cycle pump?)

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[devdahiya]

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Sardarji ki daadhi

One Sardarji was washing his mouth early in the morning. Suddenly, a scorpion which was hidden in his thick beard, stung his finger. Sardarji started crying.

A Jat was passing by. On being asked, Sardarji said: “Oye Chaudhury, sanoon bichchhoo ne dunk maar ditta”. (Choudhary, I was stung by a scorpion).

Jat queried: “Tu kyoon tadkehein-tadkehein bojhrrey* mey hath dey rahya tha?”.
(Why did you put your hands in a thick thorny bush early in the morning?)

* Bojhraa = a thick thorny bush.

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Ek aur (This one was written by Khushwant Singh)

Once a Sardarji from the countryside brought his pregnant wife to a doctor for sex determination test. After the check-up doctor told Sardarji “Kuch Nahin hei – keval hava hei”. (It is nothing but gas). The Sardarji got terribly annoyed and said, “Kya saala tum sochte ho ki mein keval cycle pump hun.” (What do you think - am I only a cycle pump?)

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ooopssssssssssss. Bera na Sardar ke tha. Good joke. Bojharre mei kyu haath de tha...............................tau bhi ND ho sein.

[keshavdahiya]

deswal ssab yu to gadder macha diya apne tadke tadke........(apni to tadke hi se ibbe...;)),
Bojharre mein........hahaha:D:p
khunta paad diya aappne,manne bera se aur bhi daab reh ho aap.......
ek aadh aur chodd dyo.....;)

[dndeswal]

Bhai, aur-bi daab rahya soon - par ekdam sara khazaana kyoon lutawoon?

[deepakdahiya]

good one deswal ji ...


lage raho.....

[anildabas1701]

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The Sardarji got terribly annoyed and said, “Kya saala tum sochte ho ki mein keval cycle pump hun.” (What do you think - am I only a cycle pump?)

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bhai sahab hansa hansa ke katie lot pot kardiye

[downtoearth]

Bhai, aur-bi daab rahya soon - par ekdam sara khazaana kyoon lutawoon?
deswal sir uss khajaney mein mahra bhi hissa ger lyooo:D :D

[dndeswal]

Rupi bhai,

Tera joke ka khazaana tey lagey sei mere tein bi badda sey. Manney 1-2 likh key save kar rakhye the yeh soch key ki baad mey thread per chhodd dyoonga. Pher bhai kal (yesterday) Humor section ka puraanna masaala (page) dekhyaa - bera patyaa ke weh to aapne pahle hi likh rakhye sein - duplicate karnna theek konya. Par bhai, koye baat na, masaala aur bi sey. Chhoddtey rahwanghe - "holye-holye kharaama-kharaama" (urdu mein: means aahista-aahista).

Par bhai, ya "mheinss ki ramayan" thodde din aur chaleygi. Abhi ek article likh rahya soon: title sey: Buffalo’s calf (“Katrra”) – a humble, meek and neglected animal. (English mein) : shayad kal poora ho jayega tey post kar dyoonga. Baad mein ek aur likhoonga : Jhotta (the buffalo-bull).

Par bhai, pata na manney yoh sab masalla humor section mey kyoon daalya sey - ye sein tey sab gyaan ki baat : aar wah bi mheinss ke kisse pey!! HAHAHA!! Par beech-beech mein humor bhi insert kar rahya soon - interesting banna-ne ke liye!

[abhishekphogat]

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ..

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - Shut !!! "I
read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

[downtoearth]

Thanx n Regards..
Abhishek Phogat
Software Engineer
Infosys Technologies, Chennai
mail@:abhishek_phogat@yahoo.co.in (mail@:abhishek_phogat@yahoo.co.in)
ph: 91 9840881452
bhai saab phogat ji joke bahut majedar thaa,:D ,,lakin ussey bhi jyada majedaar apki saatrangi stamp hai:D :D ya laagan ke baad to sign karan ki jarurat e koni mehsus howey,,:D
attested mann liya saara sauda:D :p ,, aur bhai shiv kumar aggley geddey issi stamp banwa liyoo ,, key dekhtey hi ji ney bhaaa jey :D