Smart Barber

[raj2rif]

The Late President of Pakistan Gen Zia-Ul-Haq had a very samrt barber whose ancestors served the Huq family for centuries. This had created a very strong bond between the Gen's family and the barber.

Once while giving the Gen Hair Cut this barber told the General "Sir Aapki Ankhen to Hema Malini Se Milti Hain". (he wanted to please the Gen as, the Gen was very fond of Hema Milini's movies.

Gen: Abey Jhooth to nahin kah raha
Barber: Sir, Aapke Hukumat mein Sach Bolne ki Izazat hai kya kisi ko?
Gen: Koi Baat Nahin, to Such Bolde, kuch nahin kahunga.
Barber: Sir, Yeh aapas mein hi nahin milti, Hema Malini se to kya milengi.
Since Gen had promissed not to say any thing he just forgave him.

Next month while giving the hair cut, the Barber asked, Sir, Elections kab karwa rahe ho?
Gen: Abey, yeh sawal dobara kabhi nahin puchana.
Barber: Thik hai sahab.

Next Month.
Barber: Sir, elections kab karwa rahe ho?
Gen: Abey tujhe kaha tha ki yeh sawal kabhi nahin puchna. Abki bar pucha to bahut sakhat saza dunga.
Barber: Thik hai Sir, Galti ho gayi.

Next Month.

Barber: Sir Elections kab karwa rahe ho?
Gen: Abey Ullu Ke Patthe tujhe kaha tha ke yes sawal kabhi nahin puchna. Baaz nahin aya apni harkaton se. Lagta hai kisi political party ka numainda hai tu. Gen called the soldiers and ordered him to be shot by a firing squad.
Barbar: Huzur, galti ho gayi, Muaf kar dijiye. Phir kabhi yeh galti nahin karunga. Sir, mere Baap Dadaon ne aapke khandan ki naukari ki hai, mere bachhe bhi aapke bachhon ke Naukri karenge, bas is baar muaf kar dijiye.
Gen: Muaf kar dunga leking ek baat bata. Tu mere baar baar mana karne ke bawzood bhi yeh sawal baar baar kyon puchta hai.
Barbar: Sir, asal mein yeh sawal puchte hi, aapke baal khade ho jate hain aur mujhe unhen katne mein aasani hoti hai.

[devdahiya]

Ha...ha..ha...ha. Classic one Virendra sir. Election ka naam burra...ha..ha..ha. Nais are very smart and hazzir jawaab. Good joke.

[downtoearth]

haha ,,, good one sir

[dndeswal]

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A strange phenomenon about Gen. Zia-ul-Haq was that he was a pure vegetarian - the sole reason for his friendship with Morarji Desai (Roti ka Rishta). Gen. Haq died in a plane crash (a sabotage) on 18 August 1988. Once a Pakistani gentleman who had come to our official function (I was posted in Indian Consulate in Karachi) asked me why I do not take any kind of meat or eggs. I hold him that their President too was a vegetarian like us. He did not believe.