Men!!!

[antara]

What is the difference between men and puppies?
Puppies grow up.

Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which
one would hit the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man &
a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men
when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
have no intention
of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

[amitguliya]

I think u got it all wrong - but thats acceptable since u a woman.
Anyways i will help you out by giving you facts this time::cool:

Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: You can shut a puppy down

Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which
one would hit the ground first?
A: A man will always wish the woman

Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: AAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhh SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman &
a UFO ?
A: Both are imaginary

Q: What is the reason why women don't mind their own
business?
A: They are always more excited in knowing what the man's business is

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because he foolishly asked for directions from a woman

Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: A woman is a sophisticated pig with some clothes on.
REST IS SAME.

Q: What makes women imagine and write stupid things about men
in forums when they themself know its all wrong ?
A: The same urge which a dog gets when he pisses with one leg up as soon
as he sees a pole - satisfying his inferiority complex by trying to piss
on something bigger then him




What is the difference between men and puppies?
Puppies grow up.

Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which
one would hit the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man &
a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men
when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
have no intention
of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

[choudharyneelam]

Hey Antara.....all points are true but not with all men and don't put that much down every man.....there are few who are very smart and intelligent.......anyway i totally agree with one point you wrote here......

God thought for something better after he created man, so he created woman.....;)

Exactly yaar

[antara]

Hey it was a light hearted humour ppl!

Don't get senti!

n for guys 'Hav guts to accept a few facts' ;)
;);)Don't panic right away.;););)

[antara]

I think u got it all wrong - but thats acceptable since u a woman.
Anyways i will help you out by giving you facts this time::cool:


I guess u cud relate to the points too well that u have taken it as a personal remark.

n for the reply I wud say 'khisaayi billi khambaa nauche';);)

[nikitadhaiya]

well amit changing the answers dont change the FACTS...:) i know truth is bitter but learn to digest it...I think u got it all wrong - but thats acceptable since u a woman.
Anyways i will help you out by giving you facts this time::cool:

Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: You can shut a puppy down

Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which
one would hit the ground first?
A: A man will always wish the woman

Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: AAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhh SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman &
a UFO ?
A: Both are imaginary

Q: What is the reason why women don't mind their own
business?
A: They are always more excited in knowing what the man's business is

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because he foolishly asked for directions from a woman

Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: A woman is a sophisticated pig with some clothes on.
REST IS SAME.

Q: What makes women imagine and write stupid things about men
in forums when they themself know its all wrong ?
A: The same urge which a dog gets when he pisses with one leg up as soon
as he sees a pole - satisfying his inferiority complex by trying to piss
on something bigger then him

[keshavdahiya]

hahahah well said.....i can smell some thin fishy here.......gurls..:eek:

just to remind you......all i need to learn from life is from a dog.....

1>>stare at some thing long enough untill you get it
2>>its not a real kiss if its not wet and sloopy
3>>alwayz find place under the bed when u have done some thing wrong
4>>never go out without a tag
5>>take responsibilty when u break some thing
6>>when it comes to sex...beg it if u dont get it.
7>>alwayz find a commfortable couch when u need to sleep

[amitguliya]

hehehehhehe .... lol :D
mainee bhi light hearted way mani hi jawab diya thaa ... farak sirf itna hain u copied and paste from someplace ... since woman lack creativity :cool:
and we men used a part of our body which u dont have .. called brain .. and simply replied back

so OF COURSE - NO OFFENSE .. but yes ...
it will be a more nicer thread if you start using ur creativity and imagintaion instead of the USUAL GIRLS THING - copy and paste hehehehe lol




I think u got it all wrong - but thats acceptable since u a woman.
Anyways i will help you out by giving you facts this time::cool:


I guess u cud relate to the points too well that u have taken it as a personal remark.

n for the reply I wud say 'khisaayi billi khambaa nauche';);)

[amitguliya]

hehehehehheh lagta hain yeh antara aur nikita dono mil kar apnee nayee comitee bana rahee hain .. comitee ka naam hain ...
AAN MILO BHENO MEN KE KHILAF :rolleyes:

yes of course we men are very very good in digesting the truth .. but tum logo ko nahin lagta difference between the truth and ur girls mind imagination hehehehohohohohhoho ... lol

ek kaam karoo .. abhe tum sirf 2-3 hoo ... apnee team aur badee karoon .. aur jab khoob badee ho jayee ki u able to face us .. then aana.

aur please yeh mat kehna ki tum 2-3 he kafee hoon .. warna mereko woh yaad aajayega .... "NAANCH NA JAANE .. AANGAN TEDA" :cool:






well amit changing the answers dont change the FACTS...:) i know truth is bitter but learn to digest it...

[antara]

well amit changing the answers dont change the FACTS...:) i know truth is bitter but learn to digest it...

Well Said Nikita!!

[antara]

hehehehhehe .... lol :D
mainee bhi light hearted way mani hi jawab diya thaa ... farak sirf itna hain u copied and paste from someplace ... since woman lack creativity :cool:
and we men used a part of our body which u dont have .. called brain .. and simply replied back

so OF COURSE - NO OFFENSE .. but yes ...
it will be a more nicer thread if you start using ur creativity and imagintaion instead of the USUAL GIRLS THING - copy and paste hehehehe lol
:D:DI can't stop Laughing.:D:D:D:D:D:D

[antara]

hehehehehheh lagta hain yeh antara aur nikita dono mil kar apnee nayee comitee bana rahee hain .. comitee ka naam hain ...
AAN MILO BHENO MEN KE KHILAF :rolleyes:

yes of course we men are very very good in digesting the truth .. but tum logo ko nahin lagta difference between the truth and ur girls mind imagination hehehehohohohohhoho ... lol

ek kaam karoo .. abhe tum sirf 2-3 hoo ... apnee team aur badee karoon .. aur jab khoob badee ho jayee ki u able to face us .. then aana.

aur please yeh mat kehna ki tum 2-3 he kafee hoon .. warna mereko woh yaad aajayega .... "NAANCH NA JAANE .. AANGAN TEDA" :cool:

Arre bhai ladai jhagde se kuchh upar uttho...:cool:

And again I'll stick to the saying "Khisiyaayi billi khambaa nauche";);););)
It still suits well.

[amitguliya]

hmm..... aur kuch bacha hi nahin bolenee ki liyee ? kyon ?
so repeating same dialogues .. heheheheh lol :D

anyways tum WOMEN group as usual agar kuch bhi nahin hain bolnee ko tab bhi kuch na kuch to likhana hee hain .. phir chaiyee woh repeat hi kyo na karoo baar baar.

Offfffffffffff had kar de :cool:

Khisiyaayi billi khambaa nauche - heheheheh sab ko pata hain kaun hain billi aur kaun hain khamba :) ... LOL








Arre bhai ladai jhagde se kuchh upar uttho...:cool:

And again I'll stick to the saying "Khisiyaayi billi khambaa nauche";);););)
It still suits well.

[nikitadhaiya]

Well firtsly..IMAGINATION AND BOYS...likhne mein bhi ajeeb lag raha hai..as imagination is only and only done by females..males dont have tht heart ...they r hopeless at this.
secondly abt WOMAN AND BRAIN...
Women can be dangerous to your brains, current account, confidence, razor blades and good standing among your friends."
so never underestimate a womans brainhehehehehheh lagta hain yeh antara aur nikita dono mil kar apnee nayee comitee bana rahee hain .. comitee ka naam hain ...
AAN MILO BHENO MEN KE KHILAF :rolleyes:

yes of course we men are very very good in digesting the truth .. but tum logo ko nahin lagta difference between the truth and ur girls mind imagination hehehehohohohohhoho ... lol

ek kaam karoo .. abhe tum sirf 2-3 hoo ... apnee team aur badee karoon .. aur jab khoob badee ho jayee ki u able to face us .. then aana.

aur please yeh mat kehna ki tum 2-3 he kafee hoon .. warna mereko woh yaad aajayega .... "NAANCH NA JAANE .. AANGAN TEDA" :cool:

[smalik]

Hi Got this same kind of stuff
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. And a man
would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children... A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of
some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.:)

[amitguliya]

heheheh malik bhai tere post padne ke baad to swad aa gaya.
everything is self explanatory :p

ladai over now.
As usual we won this same old argument again.
:cool:




Hi Got this same kind of stuff
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. And a man
would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children... A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of
some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.:)

[sampuran]

They can laugh it off even when they lose an argument !