Extra Smart Sundu

[vishok]

Meri ye iss site per Pahli post hai aur agar ye Jokes Reapet hai to plz maff karna, aage yaad rakhunga. aur agar ache lage to peeth-taphthapana, means hosla badhana.

:D
Master : acha ye batao ki 1869 me kya hua tha.?
Ek bacha : Gandhi jee ka Janam hua tha.
Master : Sundu tum batao ki 1873 me kya hua Tha ?
Sundu : Gandhi jee char saal ke ho gaye they.

:D
Master : Agar kisi aadmi ko mein ek Gadhey(donkey) ki pitayi karte huye dekhta hoon aur usko aisa karne se Rokta hoon to isko hum kya kahenge ?
master sundu ki taraf ishara karta hai. (master ne socha sundu ye kahega Pashu-prem)

Sundu : Bhai-chara aur bhai ka Prem.(master dekhta rah gaya)

:D
Master : Kal hum Suraj per charcha karenge, issliye mere ghante ko zaroor attend karna.

Sundu : nahi master jee mein nahi aa sakta kyunki meri maa mujhe bahut door nahi jane degi.

:D
Teacher : Sundu tum meri class me so kyu raha hai, teri itni himmat?

Sundu : master jee vaise sone ka to mera man nahi tha magar jab aapki aawaz bahut dheeme ho jaya karti thi na to mujhe borr marne lagta tha.

:D
Teacher : What is your name?

Student : Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher : When I ask aquestion in
english, answer it in english.

Student : My name is Sunlight.

:cool:

[downtoearth]

:D
Teacher : What is your name?

Student : Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher : When I ask aquestion in
english, answer it in english.

Student : My name is Sunlight.

:cool: hehe,, bhai yaa to jatland mein sunlight bikhraa di,,, keep goin:D :D :D :D

[keshavdahiya]

Meri ye iss site per Pahli post hai aur agar ye Jokes Reapet hai to plz maff karna, aage yaad rakhunga. aur agar ache lage to peeth-taphthapana, means hosla badhana.

Master : Kal hum Suraj per charcha karenge, issliye mere ghante ko zaroor attend karna.

Sundu : nahi master jee mein nahi aa sakta kyunki meri maa mujhe bahut door nahi jane degi.


hahaha bhai kaade te lya hai iise isse....:D:p
teri is site pe pehli post ne to naas tha diya, woh pehlraa chutkalla ghnna kassutta tha.......NAMASKAAR SAA......hahaha dont mind buddy, in a few days u will be used to it........

aapne bhaiyon se hi to mazzak karenge......lekin bhai PHOTU MATNA TARIYE..........ji saa aarehya sei ghanna........dammed paat rehya se...
hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ratheetheraist]

Master : Kal hum Suraj per charcha karenge, issliye mere ghante ko zaroor attend karna.

oo bhaai shokii tu bhi laage ghan e ghantee atend kar reya saiiii?????:D:D

manne te yo e joke aandi laagya tera bhaai............

[vishok]

Laage shey ab maar padegi manne. :D

Bhai sahab zara rasta dena to khiskane ke liye.:D


Rathee sahab They mahane O bata sako kai ki Jatland Gaon(village) su Bus station kitto door hai.
:D :D
Pahli hi post me maar Koyni khani manne.
Kyunki Keshav sahab Ravan ki Hansi hans rahe hai, aur mujhse kuch Waham ho raha hai.