Should this section only have Jat jokes?

[satyeshwar]

Dosto,
I have been thinking for some time now and need everyone's opinion. Should this section only contain Jat jokes. Admins will actively monitor and delete any non Jat jokes. This is for the simple reason that this site is oriented towards Jats and you can read non jat jokes (especially Sardar jokes) at thousands of other sites on the web.
I am putting up a poll, and it will last 15-20 days after which we will decide which side's opinion is stronger.
Thanks,
Satyeshwar

[indarjeetstomar]

bhai sattyeshwar ram-ram,
bhai bilkul theek socha hai,
jat for jat and only jat
Dosto,
I have been thinking for some time now and need everyone's opinion. Should this section only contain Jattu jokes. Admins will actively monitor and delete any non Jaatu jokes. This is for the simple reason that this site is oriented towards Jats and you can read non jat jokes (especially Sardar jokes) at thousands of other sites on the web.
I am putting up a poll, and it will last 15-20 days after which we will decide which side's opinion is stronger.
Thanks,
Satyeshwar

[sunitahooda]

Satyeshwar is apne site ki khasiyat ekke se ki ispe nira jatu sauda se....and it makes it UNIQUE so lets not compromise with our UNIQUENESS....Sardaran ne to unay duniya dukhi kare reh se becharan na....hum bhi unke pache laag liye to becharan ki reh reh maatti hoja gi....to pher challan do....ZARA HATT KE...aur garv se kaho hum jat hai

[c.p.chhikara]

Sate bhai

Ram Ram,

Kati thik se bhai Jata ki land pe te jatu e joke hone chahiye.

[keshavdahiya]

Bhai moderater saab pehlyan to nyu bata JAATU ke hoya karre....:eek:
bhai tu itne padhya likha jat se amerika baithya se......kamte kam tham to itni desi baat matna karo.......:o
agar tu JAATU ki jagaha HARYANVI lkh deta to ghanna badhiya laagta.....:D
baaki thammne ek baat bataunga.....Yu jatu word darasal rohtak mein camp ke siirre :eek: hue punajabi use karya karte pehlyan jib kisse jat ka mazak uddana hota........arr pher thodde din mein mhaare jat bhai JAATU word use karan laag ge:mad: . Bhai mera to jii bahut dukhe se jib mhaare aale bhi HARYANVI ki jagaha JAATU word use karren sein. BAAKI THAARI MARZI SE...AAP MAALIK HO.

AND MY PERSONAL REQUEST TO ALL JATLANDERS TO PLEASE USE THE WORD "HARYANVI" INSTEAD OF JAATU :mad:

Dusri baat haryanvi jokes post karan ki to sahi hai.......
manne kai be jib haryanvi chutkala jib non-haryanvi ko sunana hoya karre to pehlya haryanvi word translate karne padya karen....
jyukar BUDKKA>>TO BITE
BITODDA>>gossyan ka ghar.....and many others similar words,
Pher chutkale mein swaad sa na aata.
to bhai nyu hi haryanvi mein aan dyo jibbe swaad awega....

cheers

[fool4love]

AND MY PERSONAL REQUEST TO ALL JATLANDERS TO PLEASE USE THE WORD "HARYANVI" INSTEAD OF JAATU :mad:



exactly!... jaatu feels like... uummm......:rolleyes: .....eehhmmmmm....:confused: ......uuummmm:( .... bera nahi kee.... but haryanvi.. kasuttt seee...!!! :D

this section..sud be... of haryanvi.. for haryanvi...by haryanvi

[bony]

bahi keshav hum b teri baat ke full supprot mien haan,,, sehi baat batai tane rohtak mien kun jattu kahya karte,,,haryanvi te jamma genuine word hai yo hi use hona chiye,,;)

[satyeshwar]

Bhaiyon,
Mera yeh iraada bilkul nahi tha ki "jaatu" bol kar kisi ko dukh pohachaoon... lekin I also don't agree to rename it to Haryanvi because that's limiting to Haryana only and last I checked, jats were in U.P, Rajasthan, M.P amongst other places. Anyways, I will change it to Jat jokes... how's that? :)

[moranil]

bhai sattyeshwar ram-ram,
bhai bilkul theek socha hai,
jat for jat and only jat

yaar ye english joke mahari to samaj me nahi aate.
is khatar to hum iis site pe aawan haan.

[keshavdahiya]

yaar ye english joke mahari to samaj me nahi aate.
is khatar to hum iis site pe aawan haan.

bhai tera shunkh sabbne sunna ke choddega ke.
ke kehna chawe se tu iibe.
sherr desi ne photu comment alli thread mein aaja, mera kardda ji karrehya se click here....http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504
baaki tu aare ke kehne chawwe se mere to iibe bhi samjh mein na aayi......:D:D,
manne lagge se tanne baithan ki kurssi na paa rehi....killkki...killkki:D:D:D

[dndeswal]

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As of now, 'Humor' forum contains 4530 threads and 24530 comments - the largest on this site. None goes to earlier pages to read nice jokes. New threads are added on a daily basis and this forum has become too voluminous. I had earlier suggested that some old stuff should either be deleted or be kept in a separate folder which could perhaps be named as "joke archives" or any such name. We have to draw some line as to what type of jokes should be written here. 'Santa-Banta' and all that are available elsewhere.

There is a 'Haryana Music' forum in 'Mauj Masti' Section and our brethern from UP, Rajasthan, Delhi have no objection in this name, as it also means 'desi music' or 'jatland music'. None should have objection if one more forum with the name 'Rajasthani music' is created. Rajasthani is a sweet language and its taste could be seen in Lata Mangeshkar's song 'Yara seeli seeli' in film 'Lekin'. It can be listened on the Internet at the following link : http://www.musicindiaonline.com/l/17/s/movie_name.1216/singer.84/ I do not mean that 'Rajasthani Music' should contain film songs.

'Haryana' means 'vishal Haryana' which comprises Jatland areas of Western UP, Haryana, Rajasthan, Delhi and some areas of Punjab. If our brothers from Rajasthan etc. have no objection, the new forum could be termed as 'Haryanavi humor'. Otherwise, 'Jat Humor' is equally good. 'Jat Humor' does not mean that jokes are written in Haryanavi language (in Roman alphabets). English may be used freely, as is being done now.
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[dahiyasaab]

Bhaiyo lath gaad k sehmat su, par sirf Humur section a kyu,
baki setion bhi lapet lo aer sabte pehla membership ka funda badlo,
bhai na teh jattan k land pe kal chamar ghumte pawenge
aer agar na teh pher humur section bhi as it is chalan do !

[handsome_nashier]

bhai ankur kati sahi s tu lakin nu bata how to filter the members. chalni la k bad ja...haha:rolleyes: ;)

Bhaiyo lath gaad k sehmat su, par sirf Humur section a kyu,
baki setion bhi lapet lo aer sabte pehla membership ka funda badlo,
bhai na teh jattan k land pe kal chamar ghumte pawenge
aer agar na teh pher humur section bhi as it is chalan do !

[keshavdahiya]

bhai handsome photu comment akrre na ke dharya se inn batan mein..;)
uude tanne chatni karke dikhawange.......just kidding dude
be a sport and real jaat.....

[handsome_nashier]

bhai dahiya saab
kin batan ki bat karo so btw photu comment wali thread on loga tai s jo bora nahi mantai ;) ;) Am i right??????????
haha:D :D :D ;)

bhai handsome photu comment akrre na ke dharya se inn batan mein..;)
uude tanne chatni karke dikhawange.......just kidding dude
be a sport and real jaat.....

[ravi.shekhar]

Kamal bhai ,
Kya Jat kavel haryana mein hi kya. hum bhale se hi UP mein ho lakin our basic was haryana.

R.S.Singh
Meerut(U.P.)

[dndeswal]

Kamal bhai ,
Kya Jat kavel haryana mein hi kya. hum bhale se hi UP mein ho lakin our basic was haryana.

R.S.Singh
Meerut(U.P.)

Bhai Ravi,

I have already clarified that Haryana means 'Vishal Haryana' which includes Jatland areas of UP too. Naming 'Haryana Humor' should not be considered as belonging to Haryana only. Since Haryana is almost in the centre of Jatland, this seems appropriate and I hope our colleagues should not mind this - in the same way as none objects to 'Haryanavi music'. But 'Jat humor' is equally suitable. It should be renamed with the mutual consent of all of us, not just Haryanavis.
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[ratheetheraist]

bhaaiyoo kati desi haryaanvi aan gyoo aade te ....kyunki aur kise bhasha main to kuch padhan ne jee e na karta.............mere saale kaa:D:D:D

[lakra2002]

Bhaiyon,
Mera yeh iraada bilkul nahi tha ki "jaatu" bol kar kisi ko dukh pohachaoon... lekin I also don't agree to rename it to Haryanvi because that's limiting to Haryana only and last I checked, jats were in U.P, Rajasthan, M.P amongst other places. Anyways, I will change it to Jat jokes... how's that? :)


Hi, man
bhai satyeswar aur te sari baat thik se par maine ek baat bata de ek tu agar bahar kan pakde khada raha karta te tu itni tarki kukar karga bhai. hamne bhi isa e koi formula bata de ne.

don`t mind buddy

your well wisher
dinesh lakra

[satyeshwar]

Bhai Dinesh, samay samay ki baat sai. Koi outstanding hokar bhi peeche reh jaave sai ar koi out-standing ho kar bhi aage likad jaa sai. Formula to mehnat ka hi sai bhai! :)
-Satyeshwar

Hi, man
bhai satyeswar aur te sari baat thik se par maine ek baat bata de ek tu agar bahar kan pakde khada raha karta te tu itni tarki kukar karga bhai. hamne bhi isa e koi formula bata de ne.

don`t mind buddy

your well wisher
dinesh lakra

[fool4love]

Kamal bhai ,
Kya Jat kavel haryana mein hi kya. hum bhale se hi UP mein ho lakin our basic was haryana.

R.S.Singh
Meerut(U.P.)

ravhi bhai.. by haryanvi i meant.. the language... jaat log speak haryanvi... so i said.. ki this section sud only be for haryanvi jokes....:) ... u took it wrong way.. or maybe i wasn't good enough to deliver the msg! ... whtevrz the case... i hope we'r on the same page now..:)

[royaljat]

Dosto,
I have been thinking for some time now and need everyone's opinion. Should this section only contain Jat jokes. Admins will actively monitor and delete any non Jat jokes. This is for the simple reason that this site is oriented towards Jats and you can read non jat jokes (especially Sardar jokes) at thousands of other sites on the web.
I am putting up a poll, and it will last 15-20 days after which we will decide which side's opinion is stronger.
Thanks,
Satyeshwar
bhai,satyeshwar ,manne ya baat padh kar bhut dukh hua ki itni door ja ke bhi aapki mentality bhut simit rahi.kya hame ab hasna bhi unhi chutkalo par padega jo jaton ke hai. bhai humor ko to kam se kam limited mat karo.humrous baat to koi bhi aadmi kah sakta hai. kya ye sirf jaton ka hi right hai? bhai mere mat bhulo ki hum ek secular country me rahte hain.aur aap jaisa aadmi jo website ka editor hai ,aisi baten shobha nahin deti,ye chhoti-2 baten hamari communal harmony ko nuksan pahunchati hain. so plz dont do like that.

[mittu]

i'l simply vote for haryanvi jokes.;) ;)

[deswal]

My dear Jat Fratenity,

This is my first mail. First of all, I seek apology from other deswals -particularly my agraj Shri Daya Nand Deswal, for grabbing 'deswal' as my user name. For many reasons I found this the most appropriate. I do hope you will excuse me for taking such liberty. The photo I selected with the user name is that of Chaudhary Chhotu Ram-my adarsh. Let nobody get confused. It is my right (and I have exercised it)to put his photograph where most of the members have put their own. I am trying to insert his name below the photograph.

I am writing for the first time but have been visiting this site -particularly the humour section, since 2001.

Now my views on the jat jokes vis -a -vis the haryanavi jokes:

Dear Mr. Editor, you are thinking of restricting the humour section for 'jat jokes' only. But why? Probably you want to obviate any controversy that may arise due to use of other characters in the jokes like sardar, chamar or baniya. Anmol Ratan's stand. last year, on use of sardar characters refers. If so, you need to seek opinion from the legal angle and not from that of a layman. If not, there is absolutely no need for any restrctions so long as the language used is parliamnetary or ,if put in other words, the joke is fit enough to be enjoyed by the baap and beti together. That is what I want to say.

I also want to say that such decisions are not always to be taken by majority vote. Majority is not always correct.

[downtoearth]

My dear Jat Fratenity,


I am writing for the first time but have been visiting this site -particularly the humour section, since 2001.

Now my views on the jat jokes vis -a -vis the haryanavi jokes:

. arey oo jatlanders,,,, tahm ney kyu editor ,, lapettey , mein le liya ???:eek: :eek: ,, editor ney sirf tahra poll mangya sey,,:cool: ,, tahm to saarey laath thaa key khardey ho gayaey,,,,:rolleyes: itney kaaley page kyu karoo so,,, yu to tharey poll tey hi bera paat ja ga ,,, key tahm key chahoo so,,,,;)

[jitendershooda]

Bhaiyo aan dyo ne saare dhal ke ...ek aadha nyun nyun te bhi original sauda aave te ke parhej se ...

[downtoearth]

Bhaiyo aan dyo ne saare dhal ke ...ek aadha nyun nyun te bhi original sauda aave te ke parhej se ... bhai saab hooda ram ram,,, ghaney din mein aayey soo ,,? saambh lya karoo beech beech mein......:) ,,,, aur yey saarey joke to maar gardengey,,,,, kai to isse -issey khagard sein,,, net pey tey copy paste marengey santey bantey key joke,,,,,,ek 2 bhi nahi,,,,,, kai khagard too 15-15 santa banta joke ekhatey gaad dey sey,,,,, deedey phoot ley sey pad pad key,,,,,aur heading dewengey >>> "enjoy",," joke time" ,,,, baytao key karaan ???

[ratheetheraist]

bhai saab hooda ram ram,,, ghaney din mein aayey soo ,,? saambh lya karoo beech beech mein......:) ,,,, aur yey saarey joke to maar gardengey,,,,, kai to isse -issey khagard sein,,, net pey tey copy paste marengey santey bantey key joke,,,,,,ek 2 bhi nahi,,,,,, kai khagard too 15-15 santa banta joke ekhatey gaad dey sey,,,,, deedey phoot ley sey pad pad key,,,,,aur heading dewengey >>> "enjoy",," joke time" ,,,, baytao key karaan ???

hooda saab main te rupi dada te kati sehmat sun ..............aap bolo.........;)

khoon choos liyaa dimaag ki nassaan kaa saalyaan nee............hahahaha:D:D:D

[jitendershooda]

bhai saab hooda ram ram,,, ghaney din mein aayey soo ,,? saambh lya karoo beech beech mein......:) ,,,, aur yey saarey joke to maar gardengey,,,,, kai to isse -issey khagard sein,,, net pey tey copy paste marengey santey bantey key joke,,,,,,ek 2 bhi nahi,,,,,, kai khagard too 15-15 santa banta joke ekhatey gaad dey sey,,,,, deedey phoot ley sey pad pad key,,,,, baytao key karaan ???

Bhai Rupe Ram ram,

Bhai eeeeb kime baat si dhyan mein aai ... eeek pache te ghaniye thepadi paath gya koe ...jyah tahi yo poll se ......thread te khole nu soch ke ek kime le aandy original sauda pavega eer pave nira CHOPY PASTE sauda ....par bhai nu hai ek je kime aandy sa ee sauda pave te ke uneh bhi translate karange ke ...??

[ratheetheraist]

Bhai Rupe Ram ram,

Bhai eeeeb kime baat si dhyan mein aai ... eeek pache te ghaniye thepadi paath gya koe ...jyah tahi yo poll se ......thread te khole nu soch ke ek kime le aandy original sauda pavega eer pave nira CHOPY PASTE sauda ....par bhai nu hai ek je kime aandy sa ee sauda pave te ke uneh bhi translate karange ke ...??

chaaloo hooda saab ibb aapki gail ke bhensaan .............hahaha............aan doo kimmey ...........;);)

[jitendershooda]

chaaloo hooda saab ibb aapki gail ke bhensaan .............hahaha............aan doo kimmey ...........;);)

na re rathee le jib saare bhai isse dibbe mein baithe hein te mein ke nyara paat ke janga ... kar dyo jaam er lyo mein bhi ek vote aap aali PIPI mein ee ger dun sun .... ;)

[royaljat]

My dear Jat Fratenity,

This is my first mail. First of all, I seek apology from other deswals -particularly my agraj Shri Daya Nand Deswal, for grabbing 'deswal' as my user name. For many reasons I found this the most appropriate. I do hope you will excuse me for taking such liberty. The photo I selected with the user name is that of Chaudhary Chhotu Ram-my adarsh. Let nobody get confused. It is my right (and I have exercised it)to put his photograph where most of the members have put their own. I am trying to insert his name below the photograph.

I am writing for the first time but have been visiting this site -particularly the humour section, since 2001.

Now my views on the jat jokes vis -a -vis the haryanavi jokes:

Dear Mr. Editor, you are thinking of restricting the humour section for 'jat jokes' only. But why? Probably you want to obviate any controversy that may arise due to use of other characters in the jokes like sardar, chamar or baniya. Anmol Ratan's stand. last year, on use of sardar characters refers. If so, you need to seek opinion from the legal angle and not from that of a layman. If not, there is absolutely no need for any restrctions so long as the language used is parliamnetary or ,if put in other words, the joke is fit enough to be enjoyed by the baap and beti together. That is what I want to say.

I also want to say that such decisions are not always to be taken by majority vote. Majority is not always correct.
thik baat kahi aapne humour should not be restricted to jat only it should be free flowing

[satyeshwar]

Doston, we have counted the votes and it seems like more than 3/4th of Jatland janta wants us to have Jat jokes only. The moderators have also discussed this issue amongst ourselves and we have come to a conclusion. I would like to apologize to the other 1/4th population but we are not going to allow any non-jat jokes on this site anymore.

All of the moderators will actively monitor this section and remove any non-jat jokes. Since we may not be able to catch every single post on time, I would also like to request members to report bad posts to us by using the link for bad posts or simply emailing at adm@jatland.com

Once again, a big thanks to everyone who participated in this poll and who informed us of their views!
-Satyeshwar

[onlyjat]

Doston, we have counted the votes and it seems like more than 3/4th of Jatland janta wants us to have Jat jokes only. The moderators have also discussed this issue amongst ourselves and we have come to a conclusion. I would like to apologize to the other 1/4th population but we are not going to allow any non-jat jokes on this site anymore.

All of the moderators will actively monitor this section and remove any non-jat jokes. Since we may not be able to catch every single post on time, I would also like to request members to report bad posts to us by using the link for bad posts or simply emailing at adm@jatland.com

Once again, a big thanks to everyone who participated in this poll and who informed us of their views!
-Satyeshwar

gr8 job bro. and cud actually see one of the threads already locked ......;)
by the way if any one wants to come up with nonharyanvi joke they are alwayz welcome in timepass section
and concerning haryanvi humor only one line is enough to roll over..............ab kamse kamm weh sante bante,new joke and joke time types te nahi paddhne padenge....:p

[sunildagardarl]

Bhai Sateyeshwer,
MERA JAT MAHAN- YE BAAT TO JAT LAND PER KAFI BAAR SABIT HO CHUKI HAI.
This is not fair that you restrict our friends to enjoy a variety of humour from all the corners.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE JOKES CONVERTED FROM OTHER FIELDS TO MAKE IT SUITABLE TO JATS.
Could you identfy those kind of stuff and what may be the guidelines or standards to call them THE JAT JOKES.

[1gabrujaat]

ram ram bhaiyon......
ibe main is site pe naya naya aaya sun, er kaafi dina ke baad mane koi esi site mili se jis pe sirf apne jaat bhai hi hain, na to tam dekh lo sardarn ki to ghani saari se, jaatan ke joke to kite kite hi milya karen hain....

aur bhaiyo ek baat aur kahna chahun sun, ek main tare sab main ghana chota sun, chota muhn badi baat... is duniya main jaatan te badiya koi culture nahi se, per bera na bhaiyo yo culture kyoun koye ja raha se, humne yo culutre uper uthana se, aaj kaal jit bhi dekho ya punjabi hi chan lag re se, hum apni aur koi dhyan hi na dete, ib agar office main kisi te keh dun ke main jaat hun bera na bhaiyo log baag kyoun katan lag jaa se... eisa ke kar diya humne...

meri tum saare bhiyan te ek hi binti hai ke humne apna culture kharab nahi karna se... is duniya main jaatan ka naam uper thana se.....

ram ram......

[ravinderdahiya]

Bhai, we should maintain the USP of this online home for JATS otherwise it will be like any other humar site and the sole purpose of creating jatland will be defeated.
So It should be a only JAT content portal.

[rohitnandal]

katti sahi baat sai bhai, jaatan ki site sai tai jaatan ke chutkale challan dyooo:)