jaaton ke muskuraate chehre(photo comments) [Archive] - Page 2

poonam

March 1st, 2006, 11:50 PM

Saste main tae jaan kae chhordya -saari baat saachee thodi naa likhyaa kare...Action ka reaction bhi tae howe sae...aagae tam shyaane so -tam Keshu thodi so ek naa samjho gae...he he :eek: he..:D

poonam ji thank you saste main chod diye............haha:D.....shuru ki line padhh ke te rupi ki bhi pindi kaamp gi thi ak maare bhai..............:D

bhundi te ek ne kehn ki koshish kari thi ............hahaha........dekhya na kissa chaam taar diyaaaaaa................hahahahaha:D:D

photu mhara te joker e sai aapka sai dhaakadd photu .............:cool:

keshavdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 12:28 AM

Keshu, teri gail tae main baat konya karu..tu tae nira gandheela sae--tere likhe od main tae bhi baans aawe sae---:D :p Thoda tae maanas ho jyaa..:D

hahahaa kaali maan gi......:D:D
koi na mein bhi ruuus gya......hahahahahaha
hat likh dyunga.....iibe mere dimak mein gu sei.........hatke likhunga.....

sorry doc:o

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 12:47 AM

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 12:49 AM

hahahaa kaali maan gi......:D:D
koi na mein bhi ruuus gya......hahahahahaha
hat likh dyunga.....iibe mere dimak mein gu sei.........hatke likhunga.....

sorry doc:o

aareyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooo paaaagaaaaaallllllllll....................:eek:

ke manas sai reeee..........maan ja kasaaiiiiiiiiii...........doc saab ke aage na khulaawe itna...........samjhya .....gagu jhota aa iya.........fer dekhenge tera jalwaaaaaa................hahahahahhahahahaha:D:D: D:D

us gabbar ke duplicate(gagu) ki hindi kar liye che kuch nahi kahun tanne................................hahahahahahah aha............karliye ke .............ibbe kar de neeeeeeee bhai ho te................hahahahahahahakillkii.........ki llkiiiiiipekillkiiiiiiiiii.............:D:D

keshavdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 12:49 AM

Tuo tuo tuo

Kurr kurr kurr kurr

:D

tham tai kati bhuke bhathe rho ho hade sare haana , lo roti kha lo (manne bassi roti baga di , roti gobar mai gir gi:D pher bhi ik tha li vikae nai ar ik guup li upi nai)

Gudd-gobar ka jamma swad sa aarya sai thamne:D

Mre batte, kati jaam ho ge Jatland pai ! Dekhae kitni post karenge.

Kissi din pheto mere tai , saari daak khad dunga:p

killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki
gagu khaagad tu iisa ho rehya se jyukar machar daani mein kaanchala maachar baad rehya ho..........woh dekho aa gaya LUI(remember mortien add).......hahahaha:D:D:p

maachar danni to paat rehi se lekin tanne raah ni paa rehya, er rathee tanne maarta bhi konya er tere thapaad padan laag rehya se.......eer tu nyu keh se teri to gaal pe puppy lyunga........hahahahahahahahahaha
.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......k illkki

downtoearth

March 2nd, 2006, 12:54 AM

hahahah arey khagard,,,,,jisa de gaya jama..:D :D . @killlikikikilkiklki laag gayiii hahahah....:p :p :p ................ tu to kaal australia mein bread thaanda fassya thaa,,, aur aaj KAGGAN {crows} ney saai dey sey ,,,, hahahahahahahahhahah nddddddddddd

Tuo tuo tuo

Kurr kurr kurr kurr

:D

tham tai kati bhuke bhathe rho ho hade sare haana , lo roti kha lo (manne bassi roti baga di , roti gobar mai gir gi:D pher bhi ik tha li vikae nai ar ik guup li upi nai)

Gudd-gobar ka jamma swad sa aarya sai thamne:D

Mre batte, kati jaam ho ge Jatland pai ! Dekhae kitni post karenge.

Kissi din pheto mere tai , saari daak khad dunga:p

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 12:58 AM

Tuo tuo tuo

Kurr kurr kurr kurr

:D

tham tai kati bhuke bhathe rho ho hade sare haana , lo roti kha lo (manne bassi roti baga di , roti gobar mai gir gi pher bhi ik tha li vikae nai ar ik guup li upi nai)

Gudd-gobar ka jamma swad sa aarya sai thamne

Mre batte, kati jaam ho ge Jatland pai ! Dekhae kitni post karenge.

Kissi din pheto mere tai , saari daak khad dunga:p

oooooo saandey...........tu kittey na australia ja rya haamney bera sai ............apne gharan akkal maar ke tu kerela ja rya saiiiii..........hahahahahahahahaha........:D:D:D

ar haan tu tere baal de de ne ar ganja ho ja ne......nu na sochiye ak itne nd sain ak rathee apne shar main laawega..........na ,, inne ragadd ke kuttyan ki khaaj ki dawaii banani sai.................hahahahaha:D:D

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 12:59 AM

:D Hai mre yaar tu kit aadmiyan mai bad gya , tu tai nira kuttya tai jee len ka sai;)
Dekhiye kade ghana bura maan ja meri baat ka.

Thamm baata ke chussu so , kade internet ke agge tai bhi uttho mere yar ar bahar ghum kai dekho (ik ke godde tutte pade hai, ik nue ae damme ka mareej hai , ar ik jawan kutte galya jindgi bitta rya sai):D

kasuut jodi sai , lagge rho.

Kamre tai bahar likad ge tai jata ka naam kharab ho jyaga:p
Hade kamre mai hi 'padte-hagte rahiyo' :D

killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki
gagu khaagad tu iisa ho rehya se jyukar machar daani mein kaanchala maachar baad rehya ho..........woh dekho aa gaya LUI(remember mortien add).......hahahaha:D:D:p

maachar danni to paat rehi se lekin tanne raah ni paa rehya, er rathee tanne maarta bhi konya er tere thapaad padan laag rehya se.......eer tu nyu keh se teri to gaal pe puppy lyunga........hahahahahahahahahaha
.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......k illkki

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 12:59 AM

vikea , aajkal Australia konya hade Dilli mai hu

Ajayiea kade tanne 'Damme ki Hydrabadi dawai ' de dunga:D

Tanne jiwa dunga mre batte

keshavdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 01:03 AM

Hai mre yaar tu kit aadmiyan mai bad gya , tu tai nira kuttya tai jee len ka sai;)
Dekhiye kade ghana bura maan ja meri baat ka.

Thamm baata ke chussu so , kade internet ke agge tai bhi uttho mere yar ar bahar ghum kai dekho (ik ke godde tutte pade hai, ik nue ae damme ka mareej hai , ar ik jawan kutte galya jindgi bitta rya sai):D

kasuut jodi sai , lagge rho.

Kamre tai bahar likad ge tai jata ka naam kharab ho jyaga:p
Hade kamre mai hi 'padte-hagte rahiyo' :D

bhai tanne sahi kahi, hum to pataase khakke padde rehya karan.........
lekin manne teri shakal dekh ke nyu laage se ki.......

raam tanne banatti haan confuse ho gya.......raam ne sochi ke banaun...:confused:
baander...suur....khagad........maacher........mak odda.........
pher tu banaya..........:D:D:D:D:D har pher bhi bhagwaan ne swaad na aaya, tere chachrre pe 2-3 thapadd maar diye...........(jyukar kache gharre pe khummaar marya karre).......
har pher aaj tu banaya AADI MANAV..............killkki.......killkki.......kil lkki

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 01:03 AM

killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki
gagu khaagad tu iisa ho rehya se jyukar machar daani mein kaanchala maachar baad rehya ho..........woh dekho aa gaya LUI(remember mortien add).......hahahaha:D:D:p

maachar danni to paat rehi se lekin tanne raah ni paa rehya, er rathee tanne maarta bhi konya er tere thapaad padan laag rehya se.......eer tu nyu keh se teri to gaal pe puppy lyunga........hahahahahahahahahaha
.......killkki.......killkki.......killkki.......k illkki

aare keshuuuuuu maare re..................kisi baat imagine karwaa diiiiiiiiiiiii...............aade kae(ulti) ger ger saari saal dhaans di saiiiiiii............ib dhej is gaguu ne chaat lega saari.............iski puppy le ke manne apni jeewan leela smapat thodi karni sai................hahahahahaha

ar saandey teri e tey bat thi.........ak kad yo kimme kehwe ar kad khaagadd ne bol ke lyaan...........hahahahahaahahaha:D:Dkillkii.....k illkiiiiii........

fool4love

March 2nd, 2006, 01:06 AM

aare keshuuuuuu maare re..................kisi baat imagine karwaa diiiiiiiiiiiii...............aade kae(ulti) ger ger saari saal dhaans di saiiiiiii............ib dhej is gaguu ne chaat lega saari.............iski puppy le ke manne apni jeewan leela smapat thodi karni sai................hahahahahaha

ar saandey teri e tey bat thi.........ak kad yo kimme kehwe ar kad khaagadd ne bol ke lyaan...........hahahahahaahahaha:D:Dkillkii.....k illkiiiiii........

yu to vohee kaam ho rhyaa se... jukar.. mehs ne baandh ke.. ar jhotee ne seeti marya kardeee....:D !!! .... yu ..gagu sahi phaas rhyaa see... baas ib koyeesaa.... jhotte ne seetii maar dyoo... arr pheer.. dekhiioo swaadd....:D

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 01:08 AM

Tere Ulti laag gi , tera jee michal sa gya:D ke chakkar sai hahahahahaahah

Kasai thoda khatta kha le , theek ho jaga;)

aare keshuuuuuu maare re..................kisi baat imagine karwaa diiiiiiiiiiiii...............aade kae(ulti) ger ger saari saal dhaans di saiiiiiii............ib dhej is gaguu ne chaat lega saari.............iski puppy le ke manne apni jeewan leela smapat thodi karni sai................hahahahahaha

ar saandey teri e tey bat thi.........ak kad yo kimme kehwe ar kad khaagadd ne bol ke lyaan...........hahahahahaahahaha:D:Dkillkii.....k illkiiiiii........

downtoearth

March 2nd, 2006, 01:11 AM

vikea , aajkal Australia konya hade Dilli mai hu

Ajayiea kade tanne 'Damme ki Hydrabadi dawai ' de dunga:D

Tanne jiwa dunga mre batte arey manas,,,, dilli mein kit sey tera yu hydra badi dawa khanaa ? pyarey ,,,tu dammey ki hi dawai dewega saari umaar,,,, aur tu kit bypass surgery karey thaaaa ,,,,,,, hahahahaha killlllkiklkiklik@ bypass hahahahah :D :D :D :D :D :D

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 01:11 AM

Hor bhai tera ke rassa sai, teri tai baat hi kimme kam samaj awe sai manne:D

Mre yaar likhna tai seekh le pahlya. Waad-wiwaad mai baad gya:p

yu to vohee kaam ho rhyaa se... jukar.. mehs ne baandh ke.. ar jhotee ne seeti marya kardeee....:D !!! .... yu ..gagu sahi phaas rhyaa see... baas ib koyeesaa.... jhotte ne seetii maar dyoo... arr pheer.. dekhiioo swaadd....:D

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 01:15 AM

Accha bhayio , good night !

I will come back tommorow , u guys hang on. keep enjoyin Jatland.

We need more unemployed youth like u to keep Jatland alive 24 hrs:D

Take care super jats

fool4love

March 2nd, 2006, 01:22 AM

Hor bhai tera ke rassa sai, teri tai baat hi kimme kam samaj awe sai manne:D

Mre yaar likhna tai seekh le pahlya. Waad-wiwaad mai baad gya:p

hhmmm..... je tu jaat honta to ib tahi samaj bhi aa janti ...ar nu bhi ruka maarda..."kimmee karva liyoo bhai... paar koye jhote tahi..seeti naa.. maariooo..."
arrr jab tu baanga paacha kar ke chaalda na... jab puchu aar... ak bhai.. ib bib.. baat na samaj aai ho to... bata de...:D

fool4love

March 2nd, 2006, 01:32 AM

Accha bhayio , good night !

I will come back tommorow , u guys hang on. keep enjoyin Jatland.

We need more unemployed youth like u to keep Jatland alive 24 hrs:D

Take care super jats

hahaha... haam to kaati thaali see... paar bhai tu ke.. aade gaanthe (onion) ralaavan.. aaya karee... ? :D

downtoearth

March 2nd, 2006, 01:34 AM

Accha bhayio , good night !

I will come back tommorow , u guys hang on. keep enjoyin Jatland.

We need more unemployed youth like u to keep Jatland alive 24 hrs

Take care super jats ur warm wlcm for tommorow,,, :D but think before u enter in dragon club hehe i.e jatoon ke muskuratey chehrey:D :p ,, b`coz a burnt child dreads the fire,,;) ;) we r always there to serve jatland and u,,,,an d we r not taking part in a rat race of employment,,,, coz we know only a rat can b winner in a rat race:D :D ,,,, WE R NOT KINGs , BUT KING MAKER .. hahahahahha,,,, just chill dude,,, calm down ,,, take it as a fun

devdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 06:50 AM

Bhai tum te ranne chhutt liye sarre.....tum nahin mannan aalle......lagge raho peendiyan ke tel lahein.......mere batte issa saangg ropp rhe sein ak iss ki jai na bulle. Manne te tum sarre ke sarre theek thhyak akal aur shakkal ke laggo so bhai...parr appass mein apnna geographia biggaddein baithhe so. Bhai dhyan rakhiyo....BELOw the belt matt mariyo na te durghattna honn ka darr sei.......Arrre Keshav tnne ye KILLKI-KILLKI ke saudda shuru kar diya? Kuchh bhi ho bhai tum sahi ND kaam kar rhe so arr jatland is really abuzz.......Maryadayein bani reh jyan te aur bhi kammal laggo ge.Rock on ENDIO. Arr bhai jadde tahin GAGAN ka sawwal sei te ek baat mei batta dyun ak yo chhora Katti ND sei arr Akal arr shakkal tein sussrre Hero te bhi awwall sei.....Yo mera mehmaan reh ke gaya se te issmein shakk ki baat konya...Baaki jib tum millogge te tharre barre mei bhi wohe likhungga...jissa dekhkhunga. God bless!

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 10:49 AM

vikea , aajkal Australia konya hade Dilli mai hu

Ajayiea kade tanne 'Damme ki Hydrabadi dawai ' de dunga

Tanne jiwa dunga mre batte

ooooooo khaagad........hahahahahahahahahahaha.........:D:D

tu aade dilli main ke kare sai ......YE AMRICAA aale ke khoiji kuttyan ke gel khoji saand bhi lyaa re sain kee......hahahaha.......ar tu is dastey:D ( group ) main bharti ho ya sai te tere main khoobi te hoongi e..........tu bharat ke dastey main bharti kyun na hoyaaaa re:mad: ............kimme engineer ar daactor ke kam the bharat ki brain drain ke bhaagidaar je tum khaagadd ar saandey bhi apne naye carrier ke chakkaran main bhaaj ge amricaa...............hahahaha:D:D

ar tu manne ke dawai degaa saale khaaj ke mareej.....paadd le apni khaal ne jhurkyaan jhurkyaan..........hahahahahaha:p:p

sunitahooda

March 2nd, 2006, 11:32 AM

:) Kuttyan ki khaj mitawan ki dawaii.....:D :D :D :D sabte nd comment

oooooo saandey...........tu kittey na australia ja rya haamney bera sai ............apne gharan akkal maar ke tu kerela ja rya saiiiii..........hahahahahahahahaha........:D:D:D

ar haan tu tere baal de de ne ar ganja ho ja ne......nu na sochiye ak itne nd sain ak rathee apne shar main laawega..........na ,, inne ragadd ke kuttyan ki khaaj ki dawaii banani sai.................hahahahaha:D:D

sunitahooda

March 2nd, 2006, 11:39 AM

Poonam te isi laage sai janu kise Natak Mandali mein KAALI MATA ka role mil gya ho par shingaar ka aadha saman rahe main reh rya ho....TIRSHOOL, MARE HOD MANAS KI KHOPDIYAN KI MALA, TALE LUTAN TAYI...GAGU SAAND JISA KOI RAKSHASH....YO SAB SAUDA TAWLE PONCHAO SARE...GAGU NE BATAO...waari ponchega TE PISSE BI NA MILENGE USNE...APNE ROLE KE.....AR ISSA ROLE BI NA MELLEGA KADE ZINDAGI BHAR...:D :D ....

keshavdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 11:45 AM

Poonam te isi laaGE sai janu kise Natak Mandali mein KAALI MATA ka role mil gya ho par shingaar ka aadha saman rahe main reh rya ho....TIRSHOOL, MARE HOD MANAS KI KHOPDIYAN KI MALA, TALE LUTAN TAYI...GAGU SAAND JISA KOI RAKSHASH....YO SAB SAUDA TAWLE PONCHAO SARE...GAGU NE BATAO...waari ponchega TE PISSE BI NA MILENGE USNE...APNE ROLE KE.....AR ISSA ROLE BI NA MELLEGA KADE ZINDAGI BHAR.......

hahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....kill kkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahah ahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii. ....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......kil lkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhaha hahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii .....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahah ahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii..... killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkki i.....killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahaha hhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.... .killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah .......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii.....kill kkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii... ..killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhah ahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....kil lkkii.....killkkii:D...

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 12:27 PM

Poonam te isi laaGE sai janu kise Natak Mandali mein KAALI MATA ka role mil gya ho par shingaar ka aadha saman rahe main reh rya ho....TIRSHOOL, MARE HOD MANAS KI KHOPDIYAN KI MALA, TALE LUTAN TAYI...GAGU SAAND JISA KOI RAKSHASH....YO SAB SAUDA TAWLE PONCHAO SARE...GAGU NE BATAO...waari ponchega TE PISSE BI NA MILENGE USNE...APNE ROLE KE.....AR ISSA ROLE BI NA MELLEGA KADE ZINDAGI BHAR... ....

aaaee shunitaa...............ib teri kardai sai ...........tanne yo ke keh dii poonamji taai..........hahahahakilkki pe kilkkiii..........:D:D.......

abb tu bach liye ar kaal dev kaka ne mhare taai kahi thi ak bach liyoo ibb,,,,,mhaara te katt gya temm...........tera manne muskill dikhee saii...........hahahahaha:p:p:D.............dekhiy oo kadde aade choti:D paad dyo tum koisi kiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahahahahaha...........kilkki killkii........pe killkiiiiiiiiii....................hahahahaha ,,,,,,,,,,,,maare reeeeeeeee keshu inne tee.........rupi kaadhiyee re bore karan ka suaa r thook de mere paache main ......naa te yoo pet paategaa aaj..............hahahaha........nahi paawe te mor ka koi joke padh ke sunna diye ..................hahahahaha..........killkiiiiiii iiiiiii:D:D:D

sunitahooda

March 2nd, 2006, 12:52 PM

Rathee main te uski choti na padun kati...kyunki Poonam Madam ke baal pehlyan isse lagan laag re sai janu te...gavadi ne chaab rakhe sain.......

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 12:58 PM

Rathee main te uski choti na padun kati...kyunki Poonam Madam ke baal pehlyan isse lagan laag re sai janu te...gavadi ne chaab rakhe sain.......

eeeee shunitaa:D.............tu nahi maane naa.............poonam tanne bera na sai dactorni saii........keshu ne bataii kaal.:cool:............hahaha................tere issssa suaa gadowegii ak choti ke tu ganji :p;):Dho jaagiiiii...............hahahahahahahahahahahakill kii......killkiiiiiiiiipe killkiiiiiiiii:D:D

sunitahooda

March 2nd, 2006, 01:08 PM

Dev manne na bera tha ak apni badai karwan tai aapte milna jaroori sai....Re Rupi/Jit/Mukesh007 aagli baar saare kathe Dev Ji tai millan chaalenge.....Bawlon bohot biranmatti karali sai in fotuan ne laa kene....Main te ib apni badaai sunan khatar jaongi...Gagu te manne pehlan russa diya....

Bhai tum te ranne chhutt liye sarre.....tum nahin mannan aalle......lagge raho peendiyan ke tel lahein.......mere batte issa saangg ropp rhe sein ak iss ki jai na bulle. Manne te tum sarre ke sarre theek thhyak akal aur shakkal ke laggo so bhai...parr appass mein apnna geographia biggaddein baithhe so. Bhai dhyan rakhiyo....BELOw the belt matt mariyo na te durghattna honn ka darr sei.......Arrre Keshav tnne ye KILLKI-KILLKI ke saudda shuru kar diya? Kuchh bhi ho bhai tum sahi ND kaam kar rhe so arr jatland is really abuzz.......Maryadayein bani reh jyan te aur bhi kammal laggo ge.Rock on ENDIO. Arr bhai jadde tahin GAGAN ka sawwal sei te ek baat mei batta dyun ak yo chhora Katti ND sei arr Akal arr shakkal tein sussrre Hero te bhi awwall sei.....Yo mera mehmaan reh ke gaya se te issmein shakk ki baat konya...Baaki jib tum millogge te tharre barre mei bhi wohe likhungga...jissa dekhkhunga. God bless!

sunitahooda

March 2nd, 2006, 01:15 PM

Manne bera tha ak meri gellan ke ke ban sake sai...nuay thodi pahad pe chaddi baithi soon...aan te dyo Dagdarni ne....pahadi ke chugarde bhaja bhaja ke na maari te dekhiyo....je uske dama hogya te...Gagu apna Dagdar ka role khelan laag jyaga....Rakshash ka khatam hoteyi.....aakhir uska Hyderabadi dawakhana bi te chalana sai na....ibb chhore pe ek galti hogi te nu thodi chhoddya ja sai SAANDA balak....

eeeee shunitaa:D.............tu nahi maane naa.............poonam tanne bera na sai dactorni saii........keshu ne bataii kaal.:cool:............hahaha................tere issssa suaa gadowegii ak choti ke tu ganji :p;):Dho jaagiiiii...............hahahahahahahahahahahakill kii......killkiiiiiiiiipe killkiiiiiiiii:D:D

dndeswal

March 2nd, 2006, 01:37 PM

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Shabaash - saarey gapauddiyo (aur ek gapauddan chhohri Sunita)

Lagey raho Paulli mein gapp haankan !! Par Bhai Dev Dahiya ji pey yoh photu ka rule laagu nahin hota. Weh ek baar iss paulli mein darshan de chuke hain. Mey bi padhta rahoon soon thaari ye saari gapp-sapp. Ghanna mazaa tey aa ey rahya sai ! Challann do !
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cooljat

March 2nd, 2006, 02:31 PM

u know all --
Apne Dayanand bhaisaab ke ujade chaman (i mean head) mein google ka software laag rakhya se.....tum chahe kuch bhi pooch lyo....inka google sab search kar lega :D:D

Dayanand saab is 'THE OFFICIAL SEARCH ENGINE OF JATLAND'

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah @ SEARCH ENGINE

bhaisaab.......aapki fotu dekh ke to muje google ka home page yaad aata hai

hahahahhhahahaha@google ka homepage

Eib tum sab kaan khol ke sun lyo fer naa kehna kaan fuse hogaye :D :D
eib kisiki ka koi kuch kho gaya ho to approach to Deswal Bhaisaab :D :p

hahahahahahah@ KAN FUSE

Deswal saab == Jat the google

hahahahahhahaha@ JAT THE GOOGLE

:D :D :D

rock on
Jit

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Shabaash - saarey gapauddiyo (aur ek gapauddan chhohri Sunita)

Lagey raho Paulli mein gapp haankan !! Par Bhai Dev Dahiya ji pey yoh photu ka rule laagu nahin hota. Weh ek baar iss paulli mein darshan de chuke hain. Mey bi padhta rahoon soon thaari ye saari gapp-sapp. Ghanna mazaa tey aa ey rahya sai ! Challann do !
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dndeswal

March 2nd, 2006, 03:49 PM

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Bhai Jeetu, yo "Search Engine" wali baat konya. kal maine Keshav se baat kari (telephone per). Usney kuchh nuske bataaye Jatland per "Subscription karne ke" - mere ko to khud hi pata nah the.

Aur sunn, manney to "Jat History" jaisi boring forum mey-bi thoda "Humor" daal diya aaj. Zara yah thread padh le : Singh: Why does every Jat have this Name (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12105) .

Tu kahe tey isko "Humor" mein ek nayi thread start kar ke likh doon? Par bhai, duplicate karne ka kya faida? Challan dyo !
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devdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 05:03 PM

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 09:05 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....kill kkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahah ahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii. ....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......kil lkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhaha hahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii .....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahah ahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii..... killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkki i.....killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahaha hhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.... .killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah .......killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii.....kill kkii:Dhahahahahhahahahahahahahah.......killkkii... ..killkkii.....killkkii.....killkkii:Dhahahahahhah ahahahahahahah.......killkkii.....killkkii.....kil lkkii.....killkkii:D...

itna likhne ki zaroorat nahi hai aage se keshav...................aaj ke baad likhna sirf...................gagu.................ooohhf fffff..............gagu.......

poonam

March 2nd, 2006, 09:23 PM

Naa rae Vikas, Main kyuon nue kisse-o kae sua lyaaoon (akhir mera bhi kuchh standard hai..:rolleyes: LOL), manne tae pehlya bhi kahi thee jiski pehlyaa-ae itni dhoo ree ho uste aur kuchh kehan ka mera tae jee na kare ..kae karoon kuchh svabhaav ae issa sae…;) he he he..Ar haan woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main…oops..reminded me of Keshu…sorry Keshu..can’t help…:D

Haan to ..woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main kaakker maare tae chheentae tae apne ooper-ae awengey…So now you know..;) :D

Nevermind, you guys are doing a great job..including Sunita ‘Madam’ jinki photu bera na kae sauda sae.…yo bera na pat-ta ek wo madaa sa bechaalle main sae kae…aadmi sae ek koi jinaawar sae.?? :D ;)

Laage raho..:)

eeeee shunitaa.............tu nahi maane naa.............poonam tanne bera na sai dactorni saii........keshu ne bataii kaal hahaha................tere issssa suaa gadowegii ak choti ke tu ganji jaagiiiii...............hahahahahahahahahahahakill kii......killkiiiiiiiiipe killkiiiiiiiii

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 10:08 PM

Gobar main…oops..reminded me of Keshu…sorry Keshu..can’t help…

Haan to ..woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main kaakker maare tae chheentae tae apne ooper-ae awengey…So now you know..

poonam ji aapki statement theek laagi................................parr.....

exceptions r alws there................haha...................:D

gagan ek aisa gobaarr hai jisme kitne bhi bhaathe maaro ek bhi cheent apne nahi laagegi:D:D:D:D....................ek aap bhi maar dyo isse baat pe.:D:D............kilkki pe killki.......................oops gagu...........:D:D

keshavdahiya

March 2nd, 2006, 10:25 PM

akhir mera bhi kuchh standard hai,
..kae karoon kuchh svabhaav ae issa sae…;) he he he..Ar haan woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main…oops..reminded me of Keshu…sorry Keshu..can’t help…

gagu gagu "standard" ne to challa padd diya bhur bhurre swabhaav alle laagdaar saab, aare koi certificate na maagta aapke STANDARD ka......:p

iib to puri uumar yaad aawegi keshu ki taddke taddke..hahahahahaha
or may be not:eek:

aap ke naam kaa mandir banwaan laag rehya se Rathee CHANDI MAI ka :eek: ..........TRISHUL pinaa lyo iib to, hahahahaha :D
Nizaamudiin puull talle ek lugai baithya karre, lal tikka laake BHUUT taara karre.........free mein. Ek be hum ek punjabi ka Jhaara lawa ke aaye thhe........uskaa clone banan laag reh sein aajkal.......hahahahahahaha.........location classified....;)

GOBAR ki chint-e-chint lagengi iib to, lekin kaaker te nahi BHATTHA maarna padega..........hahahahahahaha...:D
keshav is pathetic...........:(

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 10:42 PM

:D killki killki
heheheheh
killki :D

Ik ho sai gobar , ar ik ho sai 'kuttyan ka goo' , thamm tai mere yarr kati 'kuttyan ka gu' ho re so.:D

Kati 'kurdi' (where 'goo'of whole village is disposed) mai kood maro so.

Killki killlki heheheh

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 10:48 PM

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 10:53 PM

Kisse ho ji bhadiya ?

Aapka tai issa sai ki 'file pending hi rahegi sari jindgi':p

Aur kadde 'Suraj kund' ka chakkar lagya doobara;)

Dev manne na bera tha ak apni badai karwan tai aapte milna jaroori sai....Re Rupi/Jit/Mukesh007 aagli baar saare kathe Dev Ji tai millan chaalenge.....Bawlon bohot biranmatti karali sai in fotuan ne laa kene....Main te ib apni badaai sunan khatar jaongi...Gagu te manne pehlan russa diya....

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 10:56 PM

Sunita ji ,

Meter down ;) kar rakhya sai aaj kaal tai aapnai hahahahah

Aur sunao aajkal koi nai taja:D

downtoearth

March 2nd, 2006, 11:07 PM

killki killki
heheheheh
killki

Ik ho sai gobar , ar ik ho sai 'kuttyan ka goo' , thamm tai mere yarr kati 'kuttyan ka gu' ho re so.

Kati 'kurdi' (where 'goo'of whole village is disposed) mai kood maro so.

Killki killlki hehehehhahah,, gaagu,,,good to hear ur killlki ,,,,ib aaya sey suadd,,, naa tey tu rusya rusya bolley thaaa,,,,pattan dey nue kilkikliki

,,,, arey oo gossey :D:D,,,, tu ,,guu gobar,,,, ney itna nd kyu lawey sey.,,, lakin tu koni sudhrey:p ,,, arey kuch apni personality improve kar lae,,,,,,hahahahahahaahhahahahaahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,, tery muh pey to yey herbal products ki dhaaal chad rahey sey.........hahah:D :D :D

tu nyu kar apney gudrey thaa aur india aaja,,,naa to tanney australia aaley bhajawengey
australi aaley high sey,,tanney bhajandey haani visa pey nu likh dengey ,, key yu saanda public place pey guu ,, gobar key rukkey marda pakra gaya sey ,,,,, tu aja bhai ulta aaja,,,, hahahahahhhahah

ratheetheraist

March 2nd, 2006, 11:09 PM

Aar rai Vikas bura manna maniae bhai , tu issa lagge sai janu ibbe patna ki train tai dilli aaya sai , riksha chalan tai.:D

Jeb mai tai isse haath ghaal rya sai, janu 'sholey ka thakur ho' :p
Kade sik hath nikal kai , muh dho liyo:D issa ho rya sai janu kisi nai paan parag thhok diya ho muh pai.

Bera nai kit kurdi mai muh mara kare. lol

killki hehe

haan bhai saandey phonoch gya re

bhai humne tera ke bura maanna.........................kati 3rd class ke maare saii daakoo..........tanne te dialouge maaran ki tution bhi lagwaa lee saara saal ibbi fail ho gya.........ohhhhhhh nooooooooo............lolipop.......gagu:D:D

arr sunn tera muh baanga kyun hai tanne bera na lya bataun ..............

tanne paida hondey e mheinss nigall gi ho ar uske choth gellyan 4the din ulta likdyaa ho...........ar buddhee teri pindii pakkaadd ke saal main tanne patak patak tera gobarr jhaadte hon..............oohohohoho.......marr ge reeeeeeee...............:D:D:D.......isliiyee baangaaaaaaaa.......kirshaann............killkii

ar gobbar jisa rang kyun wo bhi sunn lee........................

arr aakhir main ek budhhi nyun boli ak re daatt jaao ibb aur na patkoo isne dharti main utar liya jitna utarna tha yu gobarr ispee te ........yu te rach gyaa( mehndi ki dhaal).............ohohoh hahahahahahahakillkii.........killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ............killkiiiiiiiiiii pe killkiiiiiiiiiii
gagu................killkii pe killkiii................offooofff......marr ge reee

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:11 PM

hahahahahah na kadde nhi roosa mre yaar

Ar Australia ka tai mai khasam hu :D

Highiyan ke tai haam baap sai lol

AR 'DOWN TO EARTH' TU KYO JAMMEN MAI GADAN NAI HO RYA SAI.
AAPNA BHI THODA LEVEL UTHA

Le killki le tu ik aur

Killki hehe (thara bandariya aala style)

ik aur
killki hehe

hahah,, gaagu,,,good to hear ur killlki ,,,,ib aaya sey suadd,,, naa tey tu rusya rusya bolley thaaa,,,,pattan dey nue kilkikliki

,,,, arey oo gossey :D:D,,,, tu ,,guu gobar,,,, ney itna nd kyu lawey sey.,,, lakin tu koni sudhrey:p ,,, arey kuch apni personality improve kar lae,,,,,,hahahahahahaahhahahahaahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,, tery muh pey to yey herbal products ki dhaaal chad rahey sey.........hahah:D :D :D

tu nyu kar apney gudrey thaa aur india aaja,,,naa to tanney australia aaley bhajawengey
australi aaley high sey,,tanney bhajandey haani visa pey nu likh dengey ,, key yu saanda public place pey guu ,, gobar key rukkey marda pakra gaya sey ,,,,, tu aja bhai ulta aaja,,,, hahahahahhhahah

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:19 PM

hahaha

Sorry yaar mai ghana galat bol gya tere bare mai , tanne bahut feel hui, mahssos kar gya , roun bhi laggya

Ib asli baat:
VIKAS IK BAHUT HI SUTHRA CHORA SAI , AR ISNAI ROJ MODELLING KE PROPOSAL AAWE SAI

AR FILMA AALE TAI KATI HATH PAA DHOKHE ISKE PICCHE LAAG RHE SAI, KI HERO KA ROLE KARLE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH hahahahahahha hhahahahaha:D :D :D :D hahaha kati pet paat gya rai

haan bhai saandey phonoch gya re

bhai humne tera ke bura maanna.........................kati 3rd class ke maare saii daakoo..........tanne te dialouge maaran ki tution bhi lagwaa lee saara saal ibbi fail ho gya.........ohhhhhhh nooooooooo............lolipop.......gagu:D:D

arr sunn tera muh baanga kyun hai tanne bera na lya bataun ..............

tanne paida hondey e mheinss nigall gi ho ar uske choth gellyan 4the din ulta likdyaa ho...........ar buddhee teri pindii pakkaadd ke saal main tanne patak patak tera gobarr jhaadte hon..............oohohohoho.......marr ge reeeeeeee...............:D:D:D.......isliiyee baangaaaaaaaa.......kirshaann............killkii

ar gobbar jisa rang kyun wo bhi sunn lee........................

arr aakhir main ek budhhi nyun boli ak re daatt jaao ibb aur na patkoo isne dharti main utar liya jitna utarna tha yu gobarr ispee te ........yu te rach gyaa( mehndi ki dhaal).............ohohoh hahahahahahahakillkii.........killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ............killkiiiiiiiiiii pe killkiiiiiiiiiii
gagu................killkii pe killkiii................offooofff......marr ge reee

onlyjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:24 PM

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:29 PM

Very poor brother , poor taste :D

Get some education , start with ABCDEFGH......

ooo railway line ke chooooth, tu aare burra kyun man gaya.
ye sab to mazaak hai.

muh to aisa le rehya hai jaiase diwaar pe muut muut ke nakshhe bana rakhe hon........:D :D :D :D :D

onlyjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:33 PM

Very poor brother , poor taste :D

Get some education , start with ABCDEFGH......

oooo jhote taste to tu kar rehya hai.......haha
rahi baat tere thobre ki woh to dikhe hai tu muh mein abhi bhi ke le raha hoga.
saare time nahi khaate,
tere jise bus aade pe pepsi/coke ke dhakan chugya karen

gaganjat

March 2nd, 2006, 11:36 PM

Baat issi hai. gaat mai jaan le rya su. 6'2 hight hai ar 95 vajan sai.

Mhre ghar doodh ghee ki mauj hai.

Jata ka standard nue maintain ho sai.

Chal bhaj ib. Na tai dilli mai phet le mai bhi hade hu.

oooo jhote taste to tu kar rehya hai.......haha
rahi baat tere thobre ki woh to dikhe hai tu muh mein abhi bhi ke le raha hoga.
saare time nahi khaate,
tere jise bus aade pe pepsi/coke ke dhakan chugya karen

puneetsheoran

March 3rd, 2006, 12:09 AM

Koi mere chere ki taraf bhi dhyan de do bhai.

downtoearth

March 3rd, 2006, 12:29 AM

hahahahahah na kadde nhi roosa mre yaar

Ar Australia ka tai mai khasam hu :D

Highiyan ke tai haam baap sai lol

AR 'DOWN TO EARTH' TU KYO JAMMEN MAI GADAN NAI HO RYA SAI.
AAPNA BHI THODA LEVEL UTHA

Le killki le tu ik aur

Killki hehe (thara bandariya aala style)

ik aur
killki hehe arey gaagu @ karur singh,,,,,tu killki na maarey ,,,, hahahaha,,, tu killki marda issa laagey sey ,,, jaannu kissey ney trolly ka DAALLA khool diya ho ,,, hahahahhahah @ daalla:D :D :D

tu bhi nirra NAUGHTY sey ,,hahaha @ naughty , ponit marey sey:p :p

tera haal ,, jama sharabi ki bahu aala ho rahya sey,,, jab sharabi daaru pee kay ghar aaya karey to apni bahu ney pittana shuru kar diya karey....bahu bhi pit-pit key,, pit -pit key paak ley sey jama ,, aur nu kehndi rehwegi >>>>>> ibkey maar key dikha ,,, wo fer marega,,, wa fer kehwegi >>> ibbkey marr ke dikha ,,,, waa bhi deeth ho ley sey,,,, boldi rehwegi ,, aur pitdi rehwegi ...... hahahahhahahahahah

seekh ley kuch ,,,, yey chamoley koni BAKHAT KEY BOOL SEY........ HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,,aur agar mera itna gaat honda ,, to mein killlki koni marda,,,,,, pura KILLLLKKKAA marda ,,,,, hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah @ killllka :D :D :D

downtoearth

March 3rd, 2006, 12:47 AM

Baat issi hai. gaat mai jaan le rya su. 6'2 hight hai ar 95 vajan sai.
arey gaagu,, yu inchi -tape aur takhrdi leke kyu khardya ho gaya :D :D ,,, hahahahahaahahha @ inchi tape

Mhre ghar doodh ghee ki mauj hai. >>>> mahrey ghar kuch koni:D :D ,, hum rotti pey grease dharr key khaya karaan:D :D hahaha @ grease

Jata ka standard nue maintain ho sai.>>> le bhai aaj- kaal ,, key balkaan ney too nu bhi batana pardey sey ,, akk jataan key hain

Chal bhaj ib. Na tai dilli mai phet le mai bhi hade hu. arey oo delhite,,,, hahahahahah @ delhite ,,,, tera kutub minar dekhan ka shook pura na houa key ib laag hahahahahahaahah ,,, killllkkakakaka ,, killkaa..... ............................. aan dey ib agla episode hahahahaahah:D :D :D

arunshamli

March 3rd, 2006, 01:10 AM

ya thread toh aisi ho chali jane dulahandi holi;) ....jo bhee aawega woh hee bhandega:eek: :cool: :D ....waise dulhandi bee aan lag rhee...ghane din nee bache.....

ibke toh jatttu ke holi killlkii ( KILKAAAAAA ---- KILKAAAAAAAAAA) mar ke khilegi....:D :D

sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 08:26 AM

Gagu ke baat kar rya sai tu???? Dekh zamane tai itna paache na chalya karte bawle....bahar desh jakey tai tanne speed pakad leni chahiye thi....you dont seem to UPDATE yourself on regular basis....yo Jatland ka site sai....jai itni RAAT nai LOGIN karega balkan tai (Rupi/Keshav?Vikas) darta tai kati pachche chhoot jaga....thoda tem sir aaya kar Chaupal mai....Ar jis file ki tu baat kar rya sai....wa tai manne accept na kari....tanne fer try maari ar fer bounce back hogi....ar pher manne uss main badda VIRUS milan ka andesha tha tai manne......CTRL+ALT+DEL.....maar diya....issi issi file roz aavein sai mere dhore....chhoti-moti file ka tai meinhe nibtara kar diya karun soon....kaiyan ki tai Jitu ar Rupi ne chhantni karni padey sai....ar jai koi MASSIVE FILE AAJA TERE JISSE......TO JATLAND KE SPECIAL SQUAD=KESHU+VIKAS+RUPENDER....KI SEWAYEIN LI JAATI HAIN....AR AAJ KAAL YE SAARE SAIN....ON SPECIAL DUTY....

Kisse ho ji bhadiya ?

Aapka tai issa sai ki 'file pending hi rahegi sari jindgi':p

Aur kadde 'Suraj kund' ka chakkar lagya doobara;)

sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 08:32 AM

Saare dhyan karo ak GAGU ki JANGAL KNOWLEDGE(GK) kitni kamaal ki sai....janu te kurdi mein badd ke kimme research karan laag rya ho....jibbe te baal bi soor ki dhal khade .....

:D killki killki
heheheheh
killki :D

Ik ho sai gobar , ar ik ho sai 'kuttyan ka goo' , thamm tai mere yarr kati 'kuttyan ka gu' ho re so.:D

Kati 'kurdi' (where 'goo'of whole village is disposed) mai kood maro so.

Killki killlki heheheh

sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 08:45 AM

Dagdarni Sahiba,

Mareejan nai theek karan mai laage rahoge ak apnisehat kenna bi mada sa dhyan dyoge....aap ki aankhyan mein uttar gya sai Dhola Motiyabind ar kai pher hogya sai...andhaaseesi rog....jisski jissi aankh hongi pahadi pe usne ussiye cheej dikhegi...yo te apni apni bhawna sai....jo dekhna chahoge wohe dikhekha....chalo kimme aankhyan mei dawaii tapka ke pher try si maro....:D

Ar aade standard ki baat matna kaariyo ya mahri haath jodd ke vintee sai....JIBB AAPNE JATLAND JOIN KARE LIYA TAI AAP BHI MAHRE KI DHAL....HIGHEST STANDARD MEIN AAGE HO....IBB CHINTA NA KARO MAADI MOTI BATAAN KI....:)

Naa rae Vikas, Main kyuon nue kisse-o kae sua lyaaoon (akhir mera bhi kuchh standard hai..:rolleyes: LOL), manne tae pehlya bhi kahi thee jiski pehlyaa-ae itni dhoo ree ho uste aur kuchh kehan ka mera tae jee na kare ..kae karoon kuchh svabhaav ae issa sae…;) he he he..Ar haan woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main…oops..reminded me of Keshu…sorry Keshu..can’t help…:D

Haan to ..woh kaya kare na:

Gobar main kaakker maare tae chheentae tae apne ooper-ae awengey…So now you know..;) :D

Nevermind, you guys are doing a great job..including Sunita ‘Madam’ jinki photu bera na kae sauda sae.…yo bera na pat-ta ek wo madaa sa bechaalle main sae kae…aadmi sae ek koi jinaawar sae.?? :D ;)

Laage raho..:)

sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 08:51 AM

ARREY GAGU....YO KE KARYA SAI TU....KILLKI????TANNE BI 5 KILLKI MAAR KAI.....shuruat kardi ke....thodi pache ki post mai tai tu nu keh tha ak killki tai baandri maaryan karein....ar jai apna status badhana ho ar qualify karna ho tai roz kam tai kam 50-100 killki marya kar....dont underestimate yourself GAGU 70-80 tai ye mahre chhote mote balak maaryan karein sai roz....inn ein mein tai ek ka tai record todd tu....aakhir tanne sab SAANDA nuay thodi keh sain....

:D killki killki
heheheheh
killki :D

Ik ho sai gobar , ar ik ho sai 'kuttyan ka goo' , thamm tai mere yarr kati 'kuttyan ka gu' ho re so.:D

Kati 'kurdi' (where 'goo'of whole village is disposed) mai kood maro so.

Killki killlki heheheh

sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 08:56 AM

killki pe killki @ chamole:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

seekh ley kuch ,,,, yey chamoley koni BAKHAT KEY BOOL SEY........ HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,,aur agar mera itna gaat honda ,, to mein killlki koni marda,,,,,, pura KILLLLKKKAA marda ,,,,, hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah @ killllka

dndeswal

March 3rd, 2006, 09:07 AM

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Shabaash Sunita, tu to in sarrey gappiyan pey bhaari padd rahi sey. Kati theek sey, nyuun tey ye maanney e konya! Dekh lyo rey sarrey ke saarey - tum aapne aap ney ke la rahye so? Bhai, aajkal ki Jaatni kam nah rah rahi. ek-ey bhateri - tam ney sotta maar key bhazaa degi iss paulli tein bahar !

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sunitahooda

March 3rd, 2006, 02:58 PM

Main tai chakragi....manne sarayan tai ya umeed na thi...KESHU kitne suthre KUTTE ki kolli bhare baitha sai ar tumne kisey nai na comment karey...Ar Keshu kitna shyana manas sai apni gaillan kuttruan ki bhi badaai ka bhookha sai yo...aaj gharan jate ki saath main apne ghar ke muusyan ke paachhe bhajoongi....ek bi pakdaai mai aagya tai uski andi si fotu lekai ne kaal chepungi is thread main....main tai tumne bi kahun soon saare laag jao ar jo bi haath lagja....BILLOTNA....PILLURA....BACHHDU....KAATDU. ...CHEBDA(SUAR KA)....CHEEKLA....le le kai nai fotu khincha lyo....aur kimme na paave te...kiddi,makode ya bhoond tai kaam chala liyo...aagli thread mein mahre jinawraan ka mukablaa hoga....killki@ jinawraan ka mukabla....videsh mein base logon ko pareshani hogi....Poonam madam ki madad kariyo...pillura tohan mein...inke baal jissa Matching JHABRU hona chahiye ar Madhvi madam ke silky saari ke saath matching silky ballonwala jinawar lya diyo....videsh mai te sadak pe jinawar bi na millengi....rent pe leliyo 2-4 dollar/pounds de ke....:D :D :D :D...ek teetri si pakdaai me aagi...