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karams
February 24th, 2006, 07:26 PM
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was an Indian politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the American engineer to Mars."
baliyansachin
February 25th, 2006, 03:11 AM
Really, Indian Politicians ka koi tod nahi
hahahaha.........
pragati
February 25th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Very nice Karam
Really a gud joke....
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was an Indian politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the American engineer to Mars."
handsome_nashier
February 26th, 2006, 07:13 PM
nice joke......................Sure they are after money everytime..........but see INDIAN politician used his MIND cleverly
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was an Indian politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the American engineer to Mars."
gaganjat
February 26th, 2006, 11:29 PM
Laleet tu ghana baada baada likke sai bhai , sare server ka space khatam karega. kimme chota kar de nai mere yar likhayi nai:D
nice joke......................Sure they are after money everytime..........but see INDIAN politician used his MIND cleverly
handsome_nashier
February 27th, 2006, 01:33 AM
bhai For your kind information j new server tham gay, tai bhai subkuch tham ja ga............
Btw to highlight some Word i have to do this..........any problem with you?????????????
my name is LALIT not Laleet ok .........
gana Gohosi se k tu..............
anyway be cool
Laleet tu ghana baada baada likke sai bhai , sare server ka space khatam karega. kimme chota kar de nai mere yar likhayi nai:D