Ticket Please

[fool4love]

3 jaat ar 3 chamar… ik conference attend karan khatar train mai jaave thee. Station pe.. chamaraa ne 3 ticket le li.. ar dekhya akk.. jaatan ne 1 ee ticket li see!... ik chamar ne poocha ak.. thaam teenu..1 ee ticket pe kyukar safar karoge…? Jaat bolye.. ak.. "thaam baas dekhee jaiyooo."
Saare train me chad liyee.. ar chamar aapni aapni seetan pe beith gaye.. tickets ke hisaab te! … ar teenu jaat.. washroom me ja badee..ar kuwad (door) mund liya!... thori haan me TC aaya..ticket collect karan khatar… sabki ticket check karkee...usne washroom ka kuwad.. knock karaa..ar bolya..” Ticket Please”. Jaatan ne mada sa kuwad kholya.. ik haath bahar kadyaa.. ar TC/Conductor tahi ticket pakdaa di!...:D ... TC ne ticket lii.. ar chala gaya!... chamara ne sochii.. yu kasuta.. idea see!!

To bhai… conference attend kar ke.. jab saare ulte avan laagee..to chamara ne jaatan ka idea use karan ki sochi!! …nu sochi ak aapan bhi peese bachava!... station pe aande hii.. chamar line me lag gaye… arr 1 ticket ee li is baari!!.... jab un ne jaata keni dekhya.. to heeran reh gayee.. ak jaatan ne koye bhi ticket na li is baarii..!! chamaran pe datya kon gaya.. ar ik chamar ne pher pooch liya.. ak “bina ticket ke kyukar safar karoge thaam teenu..?” … jaat bolye.. ak thaam baas dekhee jaaoo!
Lo bhai… chad liyee saare train me. Ik washroom me.. teenu chamar baadgyee.. ar doosre me teenu jaat… ar band kar liye kuwaad! … train chal parii.. ar thori ee haan me ik jaat washroom te bahar likdaa…ar chamara aale washroom ka kuwad.. khadkaa (knock) ke bolya….”Ticket, Please” !!:D

[handsome_nashier]

bhai yo gana badiya hota j tu original post karta. arr pori post karta....
anyway nice try of modifying the post

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[fool4love]

bhai yo gana badiya hota j tu original post karta. arr pori post karta....
anyway nice try of modifying the post

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..................................:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ooo... acchaaa.....eennnnn:confused: :confused: ... aacha to nu bhi honda.. ak aap paheli bujhan te acha.. nu bata dente.. ak someone had posted this before!!!

[handsome_nashier]

Btw i didnt st a paheli:confused: for you i just said your joke is not complete and original so jayda suad sa na aya................got it ...........:) :) :D :D :o :confused:

ooo... acchaaa.....eennnnn:confused: :confused: ... aacha to nu bhi honda.. ak aap paheli bujhan te acha.. nu bata dente.. ak someone had posted this before!!!

[downtoearth]

3kyukar safar karoge thaam teenu..?” … jaat bolye.. ak thaam baas …ar chamara aale washroom ka kuwad.. khadkaa (knock) ke bolya….”Ticket, Please” !!:D hahahahhahaha ,, kamal chutkalley pey kiiiilLLLLL kkkkkiiiiiiii,,,,,, nd thaaaa .....rey....:D :D :D :D :D

[bony]

hahahaha,, r kamal,kitt te pad ke lave se isse isse,, or ann de,,par ruk ja pehla e pet patan ne ho raha se :D :D :D

[ravi.shekhar]

he he he he ,
bhai kamal, ya to katai funny ho gaya. bichare chamar to dekte hi rahe gaye. kisi ne sahi kaha hai jat ee kam jat arr 16 duni 8.
nice one.

R.S.Singh
Engg.[System Intigration]
CMC Ltd., Kolkata

[ratheetheraist]

kamal badhiya tha bhai .....:D

par sunn raakhya tha yo pehlyan sardaaran ke uppar..............:)

laagya reh ndi choreeee...........:D:D

[handsome_nashier]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teer nu batawein se k forward ho k aahi se................

There 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors going from PUNE to Mumbai. So
> >they all gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately
> >trying to prove their superiority.
> >
> >Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)
> >
> >7 engineers take only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7 doctors buy
> >all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
> >When TC arrives, all 7 Engineers get in one toilet ... So when TC
> >knocks,
> >one hand come out with the ticket and the TC
> >goes away....
> >
> >
> >NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE
> >so they
> >all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,
> >from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE ............
> >
> >
> >
> >SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
> >
> >Doctors decide, "this time we will prove that we too are equally
> >SHAANE"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket amongst them.
> >Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
> >
> >TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS ENTER IN ONE TOILET.
> >ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
> >One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet.
> >One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and re-enters
> >in
> >Engg's
> >toilet room... TC DRIVES out ALL the
> >doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined........
> >
> >Now Local ..............
> >
> >
> >SCENE 3 (LONAVALA - PUNE)
> >SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
> >move for
> >last chance......... they board the local to
> >Pune.
> >
> >This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket)
> >trick.
> >
> >ALL Doctors take 1 tickets..................... The Engineers
> >BUY all 7 tickets this time...
> >So TC comes....... All Engineers show their tickets..... Doctors
> >are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL...........
kamal badhiya tha bhai .....:D

par sunn raakhya tha yo pehlyan sardaaran ke uppar..............:)

laagya reh ndi choreeee...........:D:D

[ratheetheraist]

bhai nashier tum engineer arr daactor te ghane seeng bhaddao so ar naa maante:D:D...........theek hai daakuuooo laage raho..........:D:p

purani adat sai thari ........mera class mate navdeep chahal bhi tit main nuee laagya rehyaa karta.......hahaha:D:D