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handsome_nashier
February 26th, 2006, 07:51 PM
AK bay bhai Teli ar jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana:confused: :confused: se. Dona ke beech shayari :eek: :eek: ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."
Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."
Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega.":D :D :cool: :cool:
downtoearth
February 27th, 2006, 12:29 PM
Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega. arey handsome bhai,,,,hum saarey terey ehsaan talley dab gayey,,,,:D :D tanney iss humor forum ka kyu jhorda thaa diya ??;) jab pahla jat paida hoya thaa ,,, to usney yu joke sunaya thaaaa,,,,, ib tu khood la ley,, tu usa mein bhi reh key kitney decade paachey chaal rahya sey,,,,:eek: :D
o khagard ,,, nu karya kar tu punjab kesri aaley haans-gulley suna diya kar,,, :p hum ussey mein apna paaitaa bhar lyaan gey,,,, ley ek teri taraf tey shuruat kar du punjab kesari key HAANS -GULLEY KI................
chintu ki mummy pintu ki mummy sey >>>> aaj raat ko suraj kaisey nikla hai ???
pintu ki mummy >>> arey wo suraj nahi hai,,, woo too chintu ke papa gangey ho kar aayey hain..................haahhahahahahahhaah:D :D :D
arey oo ghu ghu issey issey aan de tu to....
anilsangwan
February 27th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Bhai Rey Rupi,
Chhorey ne kime nahi keh dega.........itne pyaar tein likhe sei bechara....repeat sei to koi baat na......itne cha tein likhe sein Lalit ne...
Laagya reh lalit...bura na maaniye is daiki ka....woh to menne thodi si sulah kar rakhi sei...na yoh apna Rupi sei na.....Bangalore tein menne goodadd thaa ke bhaajan pe majboor kar de....aar mein apne gaam mein HMT ke puraane se tactor pe baith ke khet mein hull chalata paoon...aar mera sar bhara ho rait ka.......... :D :D
rekharathee
February 27th, 2006, 07:33 PM
arey handsome bhai,,,,hum saarey terey ehsaan talley dab gayey,,,,:D :D tanney iss humor forum ka kyu jhorda thaa diya ??;) jab pahla jat paida hoya thaa ,,, to usney yu joke sunaya thaaaa,,,,, ib tu khood la ley,, tu usa mein bhi reh key kitney decade paachey chaal rahya sey,,,,:eek: :D
o khagard ,,, nu karya kar tu punjab kesri aaley haans-gulley suna diya kar,,, :p hum ussey mein apna paaitaa bhar lyaan gey,,,, ley ek teri taraf tey shuruat kar du punjab kesari key HAANS -GULLEY KI................
chintu ki mummy pintu ki mummy sey >>>> aaj raat ko suraj kaisey nikla hai ???
pintu ki mummy >>> arey wo suraj nahi hai,,, woo too chintu ke papa gangey ho kar aayey hain..................haahhahahahahahhaah:D :D :D
arey oo ghu ghu issey issey aan de tu to....
rupi,
itni bidh pityaa kareen keeee,
ar rhi panjab kesari ale hansgulyan ki baat" dikhe se tane yoe akhbaar bandhwa rakhya se, ar saare hansgulle pi rya se"