Sardarji ki custard

[dndeswal]

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Sardarji ki custard

It was the Christmas-eve in Rome. One local restaurant was full of customers when it was announced that being a pious day, the customers should place their orders in a religious and poetic tone.

One customer requested the bearer: “O Divine, please give me wine”.

After some time, another placed the order: “O Supreme, give me ice-cream”.

Yet other said: “O Seer, please give me some beer”.

A Sardarji there tried to place the order in a rhythmic tone and uttered loudly: “O bastard, give me custard”.

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[keshavdahiya]

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A Sardarji there tried to place the order in a rhythmic tone and uttered loudly: “O bastard, give me custard”.

mere bhi ek issa issa yaad aaya sei deswal saab.........


ek be ek sardaar Londhon ke restaurant mein jimme tha....usse angrezi ghanni na aawe thi....uusne menu mein dekh ke ek dish order kar di.:D
Usnne wah dish ghanni bhadiya laagi, lekin usne uska naam na bera tha, har to woh waiter ne bula ke plate kaanhi aangli karkke bolya "AND" :eek: waiter ke kya ne samajh mein aawe thi bhalla ke khawe se sardaar, woh ghannii der "pardon pardon" :confused: jhiik liya lekin sardaar bhi aadya rehya AND AND....;)
uude side mein bychance ek normal INDIAN ;) baithya tha err saari khanni dekhe tha.......:p, woh sardaar ne bolya sardaarji AND nahi MORE akho......:D:D
sardaar bhi ghanna ND tha........jhatt bolya oye menuu patta hai MORE to PEACOCK nu khendee hain..........AND AND AND.....:mad: :mad: