Shiv Ka Vardan

[naveenprakash]

EK BAR EK CHORA KHUB PADHYA LIKHA, POST GRADUATION KAR LE PER NAUKRI KONYA MILI,TO USKE GAAM MEIN EK BABA THA BOLA BETA TU NU KAR EK SHIV KI TAPSYA KAR VO SAARE KAM THIK KAR DEGA........
.CHORA NEI SOCHI EK YAH BHI KAR KE DEK LYA JE KIME HOO JYA TOO.BHAI USNE KHOOB TAPSY KARI AR SHIV BHAGWAN PARKAT HOO GAYE.SHIV BOLA EK MAAN BHAI KE MAANGE SE...........
CHORE NE SOCHI EK 25 SAAL TE TANE PADHAI MEIN LA DIYE ,AR 25 SAAL TAPSYA MEIN,55 SAAL KA TU HOON LIYA EEB NAUKRI TOO KE KAREGA ,EEB TO KIME ISA VARDAN MAANG EK BHAGWAN BHI DETI HAAN SOOCHE,EK KYE MAANGE SE CHOORA,.......
BOLYA BHAGWAN TUU MANNE BARBAD KAR DE, MEINE AUR DUKHI KAR DE,MERI TAANG TOORE DE,MERI GADHE JISI HAALAT KAR DE,MERE PAACHE BHOOTE LA DE.............
SHIV NE GHANI DER HOGI THI SUUNTE HEIN BOLYA
RE SUUN KUO MEINE DUUKHI KAR RYA SE,
SUUDHAM SUUDHA BOL EK MERA BHYA KAR DE,MEINE EK BAHU DE DE.BAKI SUB WA AAPNE AAP KAR DEGI....................:D

[madhvi]

EK BAR EK CHORA KHUB PADHYA LIKHA, POST GRADUATION KAR LE PER NAUKRI KONYA MILI,TO USKE GAAM MEIN EK BABA THA BOLA BETA TU NU KAR EK SHIV KI TAPSYA KAR VO SAARE KAM THIK KAR DEGA........
.CHORA NEI SOCHI EK YAH BHI KAR KE DEK LYA JE KIME HOO JYA TOO.BHAI USNE KHOOB TAPSY KARI AR SHIV BHAGWAN PARKAT HOO GAYE.SHIV BOLA EK MAAN BHAI KE MAANGE SE...........
CHORE NE SOCHI EK 25 SAAL TE TANE PADHAI MEIN LA DIYE ,AR 25 SAAL TAPSYA MEIN,55 SAAL KA TU HOON LIYA EEB NAUKRI TOO KE KAREGA ,EEB TO KIME ISA VARDAN MAANG EK BHAGWAN BHI DETI HAAN SOOCHE,EK KYE MAANGE SE CHOORA,.......
BOLYA BHAGWAN TUU MANNE BARBAD KAR DE, MEINE AUR DUKHI KAR DE,MERI TAANG TOORE DE,MERI GADHE JISI HAALAT KAR DE,MERE PAACHE BHOOTE LA DE.............
SHIV NE GHANI DER HOGI THI SUUNTE HEIN BOLYA
RE SUUN KUO MEINE DUUKHI KAR RYA SE,
SUUDHAM SUUDHA BOL EK MERA BHYA KAR DE,MEINE EK BAHU DE DE.BAKI SUB WA AAPNE AAP KAR DEGI....................:D
Bhai naveen manne dikhe tu te bhabhi te ghana pit liya se...

[sansanwalamit]

very funny joke

[sunitahooda]

Arrey Ardu jab 55 ka hoke usne lugai ki ke jarut rehgi????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[mittu]

hey sunata ma'm,
now, 16X2=60 rather dan 16X2=8,
i guess jats ab inne to modern ho gaye hai! ;)

[naveenprakash]

hi Dr. Maadhvi ji and ms.sunita hooda,

1st to Dr. madhvi ji->maa'm though am the eldest in my family so i don;t hve any bhabhi ji and even in our ghare mein bhi koi bhabi kyona.too pitai huui nahi aaj taak.even i hvent played holi with any female in my life till now.aur meri yeh ichha hai ke meri 100 bhabhia hooo...so that i can play holi whole dayyyyy.......

will...you be my bhabhiji.if yes do comment on ur devar's post.

now to sunita hooda maa'm bhai aaj ka jamaana itna kharab aa gya se aak aap 55 saal ki baat karo so 80-80 saal ke budhe meine chori cherte dekhe sei hotels and bus mein.toooooooo...aab aap batao ke 55 saal kya umer hai.

aur apni umer to yaaar ebe 24 - 25 saal ki sei.:D :D :D