surprise

[jat-is-jat]

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Ki Biwi Ko Baccha Hota Hai. Nurse Delivery Room Se Bahar Aati Hai Or Bolti Hai:

Nurse : Congrats Bhai Sahab Aap Papa Ban Gaye Hain.
Sardaar : Isshhhhhhh. Meri Biwi Ko Mat Batana, Mai Use Surprise Doonga.

[ratheetheraist]

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Ki Biwi Ko Baccha Hota Hai. Nurse Delivery Room Se Bahar Aati Hai Or Bolti Hai:

Nurse : Congrats Bhai Sahab Aap Papa Ban Gaye Hain.
Sardaar : Isshhhhhhh. Meri Biwi Ko Mat Batana, Mai Use Surprise Doonga.

bhai ke tane yo jatland isse maari join karya tha.............:mad::mad:.........maa ki sun chakku na paaya na te meri lhaash e pandi jatlander ne..................hahahahaha:D:D..............

tera joke paddhe paache mera muh anil mor kessa ho gya tha..............hahahahahahaha:D:D:D:p

tam saarya ki katthhi cassete kadhwaa ke tomar,, mor ar tu ,,, thari casette likade picchhee tamne daab aawaan kite jungle main.......hahahahahaha........

ar jit tam dabooge na us pe paed bhi kati bina pattyaan ke jaamenge..........hahahahahahahah:D:D

[deepshi]

:D aarey o ! chamball ki foolan, kyu inh suudhey mansaa k riff ho gya?
main bi socchu akk humor mai ye chutkallye kaa torda kyu hogya:confused:
aadhey te tanney bidkaa raakhey sai:D
ye koye shirlaal ke pon naah sain:p akk maar taktii bhaaj jyaga:p :p :D

bhai ke tane yo jatland isse maari join karya tha.............:mad:maa ki sun chakku na paaya na te meri lhaash e pandi jatlander ne..................hahahahaha

tera joke paddhe paache mera muh anil mor kessa ho gya tha..............hahahahahahaha

tam saarya ki katthhi cassete kadhwaa ke tomar,, mor ar tu ,,, thari casette likade picchhee tamne daab aawaan kite jungle main.......hahahahahaha........

ar jit tam dabooge na us pe paed bhi kati bina pattyaan ke jaamenge..........hahahahahahahah:D:D

[keshavdahiya]

bhai ke tane yo jatland isse maari join karya tha.............:mad::mad:.........maa ki sun chakku na paaya na te meri lhaash e pandi jatlander ne..................hahahahaha..............

tera joke paddhe paache mera muh anil mor kessa ho gya tha..............hahahahahahaha

tam saarya ki katthhi cassete kadhwaa ke tomar,, mor ar tu ,,, thari casette likade picchhee tamne daab aawaan kite jungle main.......hahahahahaha........

ar jit tam dabooge na us pe paed bhi kati bina pattyaan ke jaamenge..........hahahahahahahah

nyu thoddi kehya kare rathee....:eek: cho mein nahi aaya karen baalak se

marre yaar yu bhai ne te maang bhi stylaan mein ulti paad rakhi se.......lekin bhai iib inke cassette koni DVD release karni padegi, appne bhai harinder malik saab ne keh ke iinki DVD khadwa dynage har pachhe naklli hansi bharwa dyange....


DVD KA TITTLE HOGA>>>>"MILLE SUR MERA THUMHARA"
WOH GAANA YAAD HOGA DD-1 PE AAYA KARTA MILLE SUR MERA THUMARA......UUS GAANE MEIN PAACHE SI MITHUN, AMITABH, HAR JITENDER IIN THINWAN KAA BHI NYU COVER PE PHOTU LAA DYANGE........hahahahahahahah killkki........killkki:D:D:D:p

[downtoearth]

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Ki Biwi Ko Baccha Hota Hai. Nurse Delivery Room Se Bahar Aati Hai Or Bolti Hai:

Nurse : Congrats Bhai Sahab Aap Papa Ban Gaye Hain.
Sardaar : Isshhhhhhh. Meri Biwi Ko Mat Batana, Mai Use Surprise Doonga. arey o Bajra khau,,,,:D :D :D chala pard diya tanney,,, bhai dumarkhiyey hum saan saarey ,, akash waani sunan aaley,,, mahrey radio mein tu 98.3 f. m pakraan ki koshish na karey:D :D :D :D ,, khagard ,,, koi desii,, mahavir guddu aala aan dey ney

[sunitahooda]

Kapil fotu mein tu itna dhyaan laa ke yo sardar ka chutkala paaya....woh bi kachchi jamaat ke balkaan ka...

[jitendershooda]

bhai ke tane yo jatland isse maari join karya tha.............:mad::mad:.........maa ki sun chakku na paaya na te meri lhaash e pandi jatlander ne..................hahahahaha:D:D..............

tera joke paddhe paache mera muh anil mor kessa ho gya tha..............hahahahahahaha:D:D:D:p

tam saarya ki katthhi cassete kadhwaa ke tomar,, mor ar tu ,,, thari casette likade picchhee tamne daab aawaan kite jungle main.......hahahahahaha........

ar jit tam dabooge na us pe paed bhi kati bina pattyaan ke jaamenge..........hahahahahahahah:D:D

Ha ha ...Rathee ..Sunita ...rupeee bhai Nu FAUL na KHELO ...manas ke gail e pad liye ...