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rekharathee
February 27th, 2006, 07:14 PM
ek bar ek chamar ne nai -nai motorcycle lii thi, ar pura reejh rya tha.
vo saanj ne gharan ake apni bahu(chamari) te bolya...... "chal aaj te tanee ghuma ke lyaun"
chamari tyyar holi,
chamar ar chamari chal pade motorcycle tha ke
andhera ho rya tha, aage chamar ne do(two) light chasti dikhgayi
chamar pura riffal ke apni bahu te bolya "al chamali ib dekhiye in do(two)motorcyclan ke beech mein ke apni motorcycle kadunga"
ar, ve do light chasseen thi truck ki,
chamar ne diii spppeeed, ar takkar lag ke donu chamar ar chamari dur ja ke pade,
:eek: :eek:
chamari padi -padi boli...." al chamal yo ke karya tanneee"
chamar......" al chamali maine na bera tha,ak merrreeee saalut ke apni motorcycllaaan ke beech mein takhtta la ke chal rye se in"
dndeswal
February 27th, 2006, 07:50 PM
.
I am so happy that some female members are nicely contributing to humor section - especially new members like Sunita Hooda and Rekha Rathee.
This is a true desi joke and has been written in a very nice style. Many thanks, Rekha - keep on.
Eib mere ko bi ek yaad aa-gya. Mhare gaam mey ek chamaar ka naam tha - Tippan. Garmi ke din the aur woh raat ko bahar charpai daal key baithya tha. Khaat mein tey the ghanne khatmal, aur uski goodrri (desi mattress) mey dherre ! Neend kati nah aayi. Usney ke kaam karya - aapni goodrri mey aag laga di !
Aur poore gaam ek kahawat chaal paddi. Here is the dialogue between a Jat and Tippan Chamaar:
Jat : Tippan Chamaar teri goodrri jaley !
Tippan : Aal, ke karoon kisaan, merey joom si laddein !
...
mittu
February 27th, 2006, 11:06 PM
mann gaye bhai! katti chhalla padd diya!!!!
keshavdahiya
February 27th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Rekharathee & Deswal sir @ killkki hahahahahahaha
ghanne swaad aagya, kayi din picture si dikha di rekha ne.........
ek be te nyu laagya haki chmaar saachi mere aage padde bollte hon......
:D:p:D:p:D:p:D:p.........;) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
downtoearth
February 27th, 2006, 11:45 PM
hahahaahha sahi bhaiiiii ,,, dono pey kilkiiiiiiiiiiii
drjatin
February 27th, 2006, 11:50 PM
ek bar ek chamar ne nai -nai motorcycle lii thi, ar pura reejh rya tha.
vo saanj ne gharan ake apni bahu(chamari) te bolya...... "chal aaj te tanee ghuma ke lyaun"
chamari tyyar holi,
chamar ar chamari chal pade motorcycle tha ke
andhera ho rya tha, aage chamar ne do(two) light chasti dikhgayi
chamar pura riffal ke apni bahu te bolya "al chamali ib dekhiye in do(two)motorcyclan ke beech mein ke apni motorcycle kadunga"
ar, ve do light chasseen thi truck ki,
chamar ne diii spppeeed, ar takkar lag ke donu chamar ar chamari dur ja ke pade,
:eek: :eek:
chamari padi -padi boli...." al chamal yo ke karya tanneee"
chamar......" al chamali maine na bera tha,ak merrreeee saalut ke apni motorcycllaaan ke beech mein takhtta la ke chal rye se in"
KEEP IT UP
sunitahooda
February 28th, 2006, 09:13 AM
Rekha ibb chaal padi te datiye matna...speed pakad le...ar kheench ke le....:D :D :D :D
ratheetheraist
February 28th, 2006, 02:23 PM
Rekha ibb chaal padi te datiye matna...speed pakad le...ar kheench ke le....:D :D :D :D
bebe daat ke liyee......kadde is shunitaa ki bhukaai:p main aawe..........hahaha.......chaalan de gaade ne tu bus.........maada maada te dhakka hum bhi maar denge iske..........hahahahaha:D:D:D
sunitahooda
February 28th, 2006, 02:41 PM
Vikas tu chhori ki aadat bigadega ke ya top ger me chaal ri sai tu isne reverse ger laan ki keh rya se....Sun...ek be main gurgame te Rohtak jaaun thi DTC ki bas mein....Tau bus ne ghani sahaj sahaj girdan laag rya tha, ar saari sawari dukhi holi thi. Bhadargarh kai chori uttran lagi te tau ne saari chori unke ghar ki galan aage tari...kai kasute chhore the unpe na datya gya...rukka maar ke bole Tau inne sariyan ne Ghar lag chhod ke aavega ke...sarka le is laddhe ne ib....:D :D :D :D
bebe daat ke liyee......kadde is shunitaa ki bhukaai:p main aawe..........hahaha.......chaalan de gaade ne tu bus.........maada maada te dhakka hum bhi maar denge iske..........hahahahaha:D:D:D
ratheetheraist
February 28th, 2006, 02:54 PM
Vikas tu chhori ki aadat bigadega ke ya top ger me chaal ri sai tu isne reverse ger laan ki keh rya se....Sun...ek be main gurgame te Rohtak jaaun thi DTC ki bas mein....Tau bus ne ghani sahaj sahaj girdan laag rya tha, ar saari sawari dukhi holi thi. Bhadargarh kai chori uttran lagi te tau ne saari chori unke ghar ki galan aage tari...kai kasute chhore the unpe na datya gya...rukka maar ke bole Tau inne sariyan ne Ghar lag chhod ke aavega ke...sarka le is laddhe ne ib....:D
shunitaa tanne bera sai we kasute chore aur koi na main ,,rupi keshu ar jitu thhe...........:D:D:D;).......ar hamne te swaad aa rya tha us laddha ke sehj sehj chaalan main........:D:D:p....hahahahahahaha:D
dndeswal
February 28th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Wah Sunita,
Tanney Bahadurgarh ki yaad duwa di. Yoh bus stand mhare aagey-e bannya tha (1982 mein jab Dilli mey Asian Games huye the). Iss bus-adde ke tey mere paas bahut kisse hein. Yaad aate jaanghe tey likhta rahoonga.
Vikas tu chhori ki aadat bigadega ke ya top ger me chaal ri sai tu isne reverse ger laan ki keh rya se....Sun...ek be main gurgame te Rohtak jaaun thi DTC ki bas mein....Tau bus ne ghani sahaj sahaj girdan laag rya tha, ar saari sawari dukhi holi thi. Bhadargarh kai chori uttran lagi te tau ne saari chori unke ghar ki galan aage tari...kai kasute chhore the unpe na datya gya...rukka maar ke bole Tau inne sariyan ne Ghar lag chhod ke aavega ke...sarka le is laddhe ne ib....:D :D :D :D
sunitahooda
February 28th, 2006, 03:17 PM
Aur ke tumne te swad aanye the Rathee....ak jitni sahaj bus chalegi chhori utni sahaj utrengi.....ar tum saare gana gaoge..chal chal chal mere haathi(rathi) O Mere Saathi...chal lechal khatara kheench ke...
shunitaa tanne bera sai we kasute chore aur koi na main ,,rupi keshu ar jitu thhe...........:D:D:D;).......ar hamne te swaad aa rya tha us laddha ke sehj sehj chaalan main........:D:D:p....hahahahahahaha:D
ratheetheraist
February 28th, 2006, 04:30 PM
Aur ke tumne te swad aanye the Rathee....ak jitni sahaj bus chalegi chhori utni sahaj utrengi.....ar tum saare gana gaoge..chal chal chal mere haathi(rathi) O Mere Saathi...chal lechal khatara kheench ke...
shunitaa tu te kati anu malik ki bhaan ho li saiiiiiiii................tu indian idol main chali jaa ne...............hehe:D:D:D..........baat ne samajh gi tu mhari ne................pee ri sai sab kyaaen ne beraainnn:p:D:D..........challan deeeeee gaada..............haha:D:D
anadijatdeswal
May 22nd, 2006, 04:31 PM
arey yaar ,28 feb pachhey k ya gaddi pinchur ho gi thi.
na koi kahawat ,na koi andy baat.
manney te bera e ib lagya k jattan nai bhi site-suit banani agi.
manney te sochi huk sarey jat bawley hovey hai meri dhaaal.
chalo te thamney ek chutkala sunauga.
ek bai ek jat ki bhans(buffalow)khugi.
te wo tha bhole ka bhagat.
usney bholey te kahi huk meri bhans pagi na te main usne terey mandir main chadha dunga.
pher ke tha pagyi.
per wo apney bhool bhaal gaya huk wa mandur main chadhani thi.
bhole ne sochi ,u andy,bhans pamtey manney bhool gaya.
usney uska jhota kho diya.
jat na pher kahi huk mera jhota pagaya te usney mandur main chadadunga.
bhole ne sochi ,chal ek baar or vishwas karle ispai.
jhota pagya .
jat na bi daki nai wo shivling ke bandh diya maNDUR MAI.
jhotey ne thodi der tai urenahy parenh dekhya,pher marya jhatka her shivling pat gaya.
pher k tha jhota agey agey her wo shivliung rassey ke bhandya bhandya pachhey
jhota parvati k mandur k agey k likdya te parvati mata boli huk bhole ,yo k ho rahya se teri gail.
bhole bola re bavli , tu bahman , baniya k fansi s,
kadey jata k mat fans jaiye na te bera lag jyaga huk yo k...
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shunitaa tu te kati anu malik ki bhaan ho li saiiiiiiii................tu indian idol main chali jaa ne...............hehe:D:D:D..........baat ne samajh gi tu mhari ne................pee ri sai sab kyaaen ne beraainnn:p:D:D..........challan deeeeee gaada..............haha:D:D
amitsangwan003
May 22nd, 2006, 04:55 PM
mange rekha ji aapne bhi.........
badiya tha parr puraan tha ...........
parr bhai inn pai to hansi aaya kare jahe puraane ho ya naye.......
mere papa batate hai ki...
ek baar hamari tractor ki trolly issi jagah kadi thi ke tractor jann main thodi tikkat thi........
to do char chamar kite subah subah cheje paii ja the
papa bole ki er bhai ek baar iss trolly nai udee takk dakvaayio
to aage te ek chamar naii pakad li er dha li er guma ke le chale..
kudrti e uske niche jo support hoti hai vo jamin main tik gayi....aur aawaj aan laag gi gasrne ki.......
to ek chamar bola bhai dur hoja trolly start ho gi.....
yashbeniwal
May 22nd, 2006, 06:09 PM
ganna kasutta tha ...........
er jab main chotta tha tai meri bua sunaayaa karti.......................
aaj ganne dina baad suna aachaa laga..............................
JAI KILKI TAUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me_rathee
May 22nd, 2006, 06:43 PM
Bahut badhiya Rekha ji ............Eb bera paat gayee kee jatland pe chhoriya ne bhi apna desi contribution shuru kar diya se.
Nice joke......