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sunitahooda
March 1st, 2006, 12:09 PM
Hi everybody on Jatland !

I am starting this new thread "HAZARON KHWAHISHEN AISI". Its a creative thread and we all have so many desires from which many are killed or they just die unfulfilled but they just keep rocking our mind and heart and we really wish....ke kaash main yo kar sakta/sakti. Its a humourous thread and all of you are requested to express your wishes honestly and let all of us know about the hidden wishes.....I'm writing about mine....:(

In my moments of despair and happiness at times i really wish that my salary was....minimum 40000/- and i could buy either a HONDA CRV/ A WRANGLER JEEP/ BELERO GLX....cuz the salary i am drawing now is enough to buy a vehicle to park it outside and the PIGS can scratch their muddy bums with the vehicle....and watching the pigs i would wish that i could fill the tank and go on an adventure trip....to the Himalayas....or to a water rafting camp.:o

The wildest wish is to buy a HUMMER that Arnold bhaisahab has got....and if i really compromise on my choice then i can be ok with a LAND CRUISER.:D
I wish that i could get an arms license and could keep if not an AK47 but a MAGNUM REVOLVER ya SMITH N WESSON KI CHHOTI SI BANDOOKCHI SE KAAM CHALA LETI:rolleyes:

WHEN I GO TO THESE POSH APPLIANCES SHOWROOM.... i wish i had a bigger house and i could buy a Plasma TV for 3.5 lacs...and if not this i could compromise on a 29'\" TV.BAS IBB MERA SAHARA CITY KA FLAT LIKAD AANA CHAHIYE;)

I wish that the world and especially people on JATLAND would take me as honest person and trust every word i say.:)

I wish that i stop giving expensive gifts to my friends....instead...i start receiving....and a SWATCH or ROLEX watch....which i gifted to my best friend and didn't buy for myself....:confused:

I wish i could do something for the poor and society....and have enough money to help needed when i get a chance to....:) :)

NOW ITS YOUR CHANCE TO PEN DOWN YOUR WILDEST WISHES....I'LL GIVE SOME MORE LATER....

rkumar
March 1st, 2006, 02:10 PM
Nice thread indeed. I have no more desires of big cars, expensive watches and all that. I had my share of all this. Now my very strong desire are;

1. To own a horse and be a good rider
2. Cultivate my land with music system mounted on my tractor
3. Grow very exotic crops on my land.
4. Become an example for people that life can be enjoyed in rural settings as much as anywhere in the world.
5. Experiment new methods of history teaching to rural folks.

I suppose this should be enough for this life....LOL

RK^2

dndeswal
March 1st, 2006, 06:53 PM
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SAAEEN ITNA DEEJIYE JA MEIN KUTUMB SAMAYE |
NA MEY BHOOKHA RAHOON, SADHU KHAALI NA JAAYE ||

[Oh God, Give me only this much - a house in which my family could adjust - I may not remain hungry and any sadhu (guest) coming to me should not go back empty-handed. No further desire ! ]

Now, for humor - Just see how others view Jats. the job of a Jat (ploughing the fields etc.) is considered so rough and tough that perhaps nobody (among other castes) wants to be reborn as a Jat - this is their 'khwahish' !

Ek Gaam mein kuch gaade-lohar (a nomad clad from Rajasthan - also known as 'Bhoobhaliya') rahya karte. Unki ek chhori ki mout ho-gi. Usko shamshan-ghaat le-gey tey unki doosri ladies (bhoobhallnee) ro-key nyuun kahann laagi : E bebe, Jat ke ghar mein janam mat liye, nah tey kaantyan mein paanv (feet) padde rahange!!!
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devdahiya
March 1st, 2006, 07:16 PM
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SAAEEN ITNA DEEJIYE JA MEIN KUTUMB SAMAYE |
NA MEY BHOOKHA RAHOON, SADHU KHAALI NA JAAYE ||

[Oh God, Give me only this much - a house in which my family could adjust - I may not remain hungry and any sadhu (guest) coming to me should not go back empty-handed. No further desire ! ]

Now, for humor - Just see how others view Jats. the job of a Jat (ploughing the fields etc.) is considered so rough and tough that perhaps nobody (among other castes) wants to be reborn as a Jat - this is their 'khwahish' !

Ek Gaam mein kuch gaade-lohar (a nomad clad from Rajasthan - also known as 'Bhoobhaliya') rahya karte. Unki ek chhori ki mout ho-gi. Usko shamshan-ghaat le-gey tey unki doosri ladies (bhoobhallnee) ro-key nyuun kahann laagi : E bebe, Jat ke ghar mein janam mat liye, nah tey kaantyan mein paanv (feet) padde rahange!!!
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How so true Maussa ji........Truth this is. Arr bebe Sunita jei sarri khawaishein purri ho jyan te pher iss jindaggi ne 99 ka pher kuun keh? God bless You!

vijay
March 1st, 2006, 07:50 PM
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SAAEEN ITNA DEEJIYE JA MEIN KUTUMB SAMAYE |
NA MEY BHOOKHA RAHOON, SADHU KHAALI NA JAAYE ||

[Oh God, Give me only this much - a house in which my family could adjust - I may not remain hungry and any sadhu (guest) coming to me should not go back empty-handed. No further desire ! ]

Now, for humor - Just see how others view Jats. the job of a Jat (ploughing the fields etc.) is considered so rough and tough that perhaps nobody (among other castes) wants to be reborn as a Jat - this is their 'khwahish' !

Ek Gaam mein kuch gaade-lohar (a nomad clad from Rajasthan - also known as 'Bhoobhaliya') rahya karte. Unki ek chhori ki mout ho-gi. Usko shamshan-ghaat le-gey tey unki doosri ladies (bhoobhallnee) ro-key nyuun kahann laagi : E bebe, Jat ke ghar mein janam mat liye, nah tey kaantyan mein paanv (feet) padde rahange!!!
.


Deswal Ji,

I don't care how others think about jats and I am not too ideal like the sher u mentioned. And i met so many people who has their wish to reborn as a JAT. Not lower cates but brahmans and baniyas. What u think about that ?

I feel proud to be a Jat and want to be reborn again as a JAT.

vijay
March 1st, 2006, 07:53 PM
Goosd Sunita,

You really stared a good thread.

Everybody have khawaishes, hidden or revealed nobody can deny the fact. If somebody says he/she doesn't have any khawish, the person is a liar.

Well, i have many khawishes too.

A big farm house near a city so that i can enjoy both city life as well as villege life environments. In that farm house, A badminton ground, swimming pool and Broadband connection of course. Flower cultivation. My green Maruti Gypsy and my Czhekoslovakia made WWII time 7mm rifle.

A get together party every weekend with close friends.

And not to forget enough money for myself to help anybody who need my help really.

There are a lot more....... will post later.

Mirza Galib ne sahi kaha hai :

Hazaaron Khvaahishen aisii ki har Khvaaish pe dam nikale
Bahut nikale mere armaaN lekin phir bhii kam nikale

dndeswal
March 2nd, 2006, 12:30 AM
Deswal Ji,

I don't care how others think about jats and I am not too ideal like the sher u mentioned. And i met so many people who has their wish to reborn as a JAT. Not lower cates but brahmans and baniyas. What u think about that ?

I feel proud to be a Jat and want to be reborn again as a JAT.

Yaar Vijay,

Tu to serious hi ho gaya. It was an explanation before writing the joke. Here "Jat" means a "Hall chalaane wala kisan" (not even a tractor-wala - and not a computer-wala like all of us). It meant that even a person of nomad clan does not want to do a hard work like ploughing a field in hot sun, as Jats have been doing. We, of course are, and should be proud of being a Jat.
.

downtoearth
March 2nd, 2006, 02:07 PM
Hi everybody on Jatland !

I am starting this new thread "HAZARON KHWAHISHEN AISI". Its a creative thread and we all have so many desires from which many are killed or they just die unfulfilled but they just keep rocking our mind and heart and we really wish....ke kaash main yo kar sakta/sakti. Its a humourous thread and all of you are requested to express your wishes honestly and let all of us know about the hidden wishes.....I'm writing about mine....



NOW ITS YOUR CHANCE TO PEN DOWN YOUR WILDEST WISHES....I'LL GIVE SOME MORE LATER....
well ,, hazaroon khaweishey aisi ,, key har khwaaesh pey dum nikley......

1 >>> jitna mein ibbey desi hu, ustey 10 guna aur desi honey ki khwaish:D

2 >>> to b the part of naxal movement:)

3 >> to make a home for homelesss children :)

4 >> to b the winner of ,raid d himalya, n desert rally ,,,, by roaring gypsy ;)
5 >>> my last khwaaish >>> on the day of funeral ,,, i want my body ,,wrapped in tri-colour,,, gents to come in suits n ladies with make up..........;) ;) in a few words >>> i need a happy departure

.................................................. ............

cooljat
March 2nd, 2006, 03:05 PM
Hey Sunita,
very nice post!

Well, I'm kinda distinctive guy so my approach towards life is also a bit diffrent :)

My mantra is life to live it to the fullest n requirment for it is Soul-satisaction & peace of mind as par me. I'm kinda spitually inclined too so matrealstic things dont attract me much....but still there're some khwaisen so here they come -

1) I wanna win olympic gold madel in Taekwondo for my country.

2) I wanna be master in yoga like BKS Iyenger.

3) I wanna play guitar like Jimmi page.

4) I wanna own a big farm n a small cozy home in center of it....wanna grow crops there, aur ghar mein ek acha saa swimming pool....aur swimming pool mein Jatland ke doston ke saath beer party roz.

5) I wanna own exotic bikes like Yamaha RD350, Yamaha R1, Ducati 916.

6) I wanna own a Porsche 911, a ferrari enzo, a jeep wrangler, a ford Mustang.

7) I wanna travel whole world on my yamaha RD350.

8) I wanna form a rock band like led zepplein , dire striats.

9) I wanna marry world's most gorgeous lady Natalie Glebova.

10) I wanna die like a real hero....saving people's life.


Bus itna sa khwaab hai....


hahahah

rock on
Jit

singh1981
March 2nd, 2006, 03:39 PM
Dil ko kush rakhne ko gaalib ye khayal aacha hai..........:D

jagmohan
March 2nd, 2006, 04:18 PM
Ha Ha,

Manne te issa laage se ak aade apni khawaish batati haan bhi kai marain ge!!

Lo ib mere bhi sun lyo DESIRES….

1. Air Force One ke pilot RUNDA KHUNDA hon ar mein apni Paro gelyan India ki visit khatam kar ke Pakistan jaaoon. Ude utarte hi Pervez ke char gut paadoon.. Ar manne dekhtein hi Runda Khunda us ke gola lathi de ke, luggage compartment me ger lein…ar mein unte rooka maar ke kahoon "Isne ulta pahunchte he mheins nuwan tahin rakh liyo"

2. Pher UN mein ja ke JATTU mein speech dyun.. “Saare sun lyo re, ye jitne bhi sein, saalo line pe aa jao na te bakkal taar loonga... ar unte woh a baint dhikhun jo mhare JAT School ka Headmaster Ch Dalel Singh rakhya karta..

3. Pher apne ranch pe jaa ke TAU dhore phone kar ke kahoon “TAU, India ka pradham mantri ka kaam theek kar re ho. Ib Pakistan ne bhi gher lyo, aapke saath sein"

4. Saari duniya mein JATTON ke liye ghumne phine ki khulli chhoot… no bloody passport. Sab kuchh apna se, kabza lyo...

5. Saanjh si ne ye jitni Hollywood mein latte kadhye haande sein, sab ne ranch pe bon fire ke chugarde ke nachaoon… ar gaana bajwaoon CHANE KE KHET MEIN…

6. Duniya ke har ek theater mein kam se kam ek show Dharmendar ki picture ka chaalega Bhai..

7. Ar jo U sab ho jya te bhai beshak te gooli mar diyoo…

Or bhi battaon ak ho liya ….

devdahiya
March 2nd, 2006, 04:57 PM
Humnnei te apne dil ki baat apne thread....".MERA ISSA JI KRRE SE" mei keh di thi bhai arr wahe tammanna sei apnni te?

jakhar77
March 2nd, 2006, 05:18 PM
Nice thread Sunitaji. thanks for starting.
Meri khwahish hai ki ek chhota-sa par pyara sa ghar ho remote beach pe. Uski khidki me se samundar ka neela pani dikhe dor-door tak. main us khidki me baith ke guitar par gana bajaun "sochna kya jo bhi hoga dekha jayega."
har shaam ko sunset ke time me samundar ko niharta rahooon der tak. saath me melodious music baj raha ho jaise ghulam ali/mehdi hasan/jagjitsingh ki ghajal.
bas itna paisa ho ki mere pass aanewale ki madad kar sakoon.
me kuchh jat bhaiyon/bahno ko achchhe kaam ke liye inspire kar sakoon.
bas bahut ho gai baki phir kabhi:)

rkumar
March 2nd, 2006, 08:18 PM
Ha Ha,

Manne te issa laage se ak aade apni khawaish batati haan bhi kai marain ge!!

Lo ib mere bhi sun lyo DESIRES….

1. Air Force One ke pilot RUNDA KHUNDA hon ar mein apni Paro gelyan India ki visit khatam kar ke Pakistan jaaoon. Ude utarte hi Pervez ke char gut paadoon.. Ar manne dekhtein hi Runda Khunda us ke gola lathi de ke, luggage compartment me ger lein…ar mein unte rooka maar ke kahoon "Isne ulta pahunchte he mheins nuwan tahin rakh liyo"

2. Pher UN mein ja ke JATTU mein speech dyun.. “Saare sun lyo re, ye jitne bhi sein, saalo line pe aa jao na te bakkal taar loonga... ar unte woh a baint dhikhun jo mhare JAT School ka Headmaster Ch Dalel Singh rakhya karta..

3. Pher apne ranch pe jaa ke TAU dhore phone kar ke kahoon “TAU, India ka pradham mantri ka kaam theek kar re ho. Ib Pakistan ne bhi gher lyo, aapke saath sein"

4. Saari duniya mein JATTON ke liye ghumne phine ki khulli chhoot… no bloody passport. Sab kuchh apna se, kabza lyo...

5. Saanjh si ne ye jitni Hollywood mein latte kadhye haande sein, sab ne ranch pe bon fire ke chugarde ke nachaoon… ar gaana bajwaoon CHANE KE KHET MEIN…

6. Duniya ke har ek theater mein kam se kam ek show Dharmendar ki picture ka chaalega Bhai..

7. Ar jo U sab ho jya te bhai beshak te gooli mar diyoo…

Or bhi battaon ak ho liya ….

Ati uttam Malik Sahab.. Saare Jat aapke saath hain lath lekar ....hahahahaa..

RK^2

fool4love
March 2nd, 2006, 09:01 PM
I wish ..ak mere dhore jabardast.. 6th sense hondi… so that… saare natural disasters ka pahlya ee bera pat janda…. .n I cud save all innocent people…around the world....from dying!!

I wish saare.. world me ik hi religion honta…… arr aapas me koye bhi na larta.. no silly riots.. atleast for religion!!

I wish.. I could meet all Indian soldiers…… n tell them.. how brave they are.. n how proud we are of them!!

I wish I could.. kill all the rapists with my own hands… n not go to jail.


i wish thaam yu sab padh ke.. nu na sochde ak... ".... aache pakayee yaar isne to.." :)

sunitahooda
March 3rd, 2006, 09:08 AM
Kamal...hum kimme bawle thodi sain...ye teri bohot hi ahchi ichchayein hain.....bhagwan kare ki saari poori hon....

I wish ..ak mere dhore jabardast.. 6th sense hondi… so that… saare natural disasters ka pahlya ee bera pat janda…. .n I cud save all innocent people…around the world....from dying!!

I wish saare.. world me ik hi religion honta…… arr aapas me koye bhi na larta.. no silly riots.. atleast for religion!!

I wish.. I could meet all Indian soldiers…… n tell them.. how brave they are.. n how proud we are of them!!

I wish I could.. kill all the rapists with my own hands… n not go to jail.


i wish thaam yu sab padh ke.. nu na sochde ak... ".... aache pakayee yaar isne to.." :)

vijay
March 3rd, 2006, 09:19 AM
I wish ..ak mere dhore jabardast.. 6th sense hondi… so that… saare natural disasters ka pahlya ee bera pat janda…. .n I cud save all innocent people…around the world....from dying!!

I wish saare.. world me ik hi religion honta…… arr aapas me koye bhi na larta.. no silly riots.. atleast for religion!!

I wish.. I could meet all Indian soldiers…… n tell them.. how brave they are.. n how proud we are of them!!

I wish I could.. kill all the rapists with my own hands… n not go to jail.


i wish thaam yu sab padh ke.. nu na sochde ak... ".... aache pakayee yaar isne to.." :)


Kamal Bhai,

Your khawaishes are one of the best in the thread.

Good khawaishes ! keep it up bro.

Cheers !

lakra2002
March 3rd, 2006, 09:08 PM
Yaar Vijay,

Tu to serious hi ho gaya. It was an explanation before writing the joke. Here "Jat" means a "Hall chalaane wala kisan" (not even a tractor-wala - and not a computer-wala like all of us). It meant that even a person of nomad clan does not want to do a hard work like ploughing a field in hot sun, as Jats have been doing. We, of course are, and should be proud of being a Jat.
.

bhai deswal sahab

baat isi hai ki jat chaye kisa bhi ho computer ala ho chahe hall challenawale ho jat te jaat e ho se pls aap hisi comment mat kara karo jinte ki chote bade ka pharak dikhe thik se na haal chaanlne waale jat ki bati ijat ho se thik se na sara gaam usne zimindar[landlord] kahe se thik kahu su ke na bahi


don`t mind buddy


yours
;):cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: :)

downtoearth
March 3rd, 2006, 09:26 PM
bhai deswal sahab

baat isi hai ki jat chaye kisa bhi ho computer ala ho chahe hall challenawale ho jat te jaat e ho se pls aap hisi comment mat kara karo jinte ki chote bade ka pharak dikhe thik se na haal chaanlne waale jat ki bati ijat ho se thik se na sara gaam usne zimindar[landlord] kahe se thik kahu su ke na bahi
acha ib pache is computer ali aar usi baat mat kahiye ak tu computer pe badh gaya te thi se na....................


don`t mind buddy


arey laakrey,,, bhai yaa dikrey tordan ki post koni,,,,,khagard,,,,:D :D :D :D ,,,,, apni khawiesh thook dey areyyy,,,,,, dikrey tordan ka jee kar da hoo tooo.... jatoon ke muskuratey chehrey mein aaja,,,, bilooo dey kissey ney,,,, kasai.......:p :p :p :p

dndeswal
March 3rd, 2006, 09:57 PM
bhai deswal sahab

baat isi hai ki jat chaye kisa bhi ho computer ala ho chahe hall challenawale ho jat te jaat e ho se pls aap hisi comment mat kara karo jinte ki chote bade ka pharak dikhe thik se na haal chaanlne waale jat ki bati ijat ho se thik se na sara gaam usne zimindar[landlord] kahe se thik kahu su ke na bahi
acha ib pache is computer ali aar usi baat mat kahiye ak tu computer pe badh gaya te thi se na....................


don`t mind buddy


yours
;):cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: :)

Bhai Dinesh,

Bhai Dinesh, please do not be rash - humor is humor. Sardars make jokes on Sardars and Jats too make jokes on Jats. I have never written anything against any member in my posts and now also, am not blaming you - since in our shools, morality and our social values are not taught as a subject !
.

lakra2002
March 3rd, 2006, 10:53 PM
ya te
thi thari ib apni bh


EK MERE PASS ITNI KABILIYAT HONI CHAYIHE KE ME HAR AADMI KI MADAD KAR SAKU CHAYHE MAINE KUCH BHI KARNA PADE.
2 . AK MERE PASS ITNI SARI DAULAT HAOVE EK KISE NE BHI PAISE KI JARURAT MAHSUS HON DU.

3. MAI DUSARO KE LIYE HI JIU AUR DUSARO KIE LIYE HI MARU
BUT ALL OF THIS ONLY FOR JAT COMMUNITY AND SOME OTHER GOOD SOUL .

4. IN SARE GADA KE LINE ME KHADE KARVA KE GOLI MARVA DU.


AND SOME THING MORE FOR FUTURE TOO

OK BYEEEEEEEEEEE
:):):):):):):)

lakra2002
March 3rd, 2006, 11:09 PM
I have written nothing wrong in any of my threads and am using a bit harsher language for the first time.
.

sorry bhai sahab bade bhai
you are going in wrong direction
mera yo matlab na tha jo tane kaddh liya me polite bas ek request kar raha tha apne agar buri lagi te age te hum aap pe koi comment aur suggestion likhna bhi bandh kar denge.
ok don`t mind might
thank for this bade bhai sahab
yours :):):):)bye

mittu
March 4th, 2006, 12:02 AM
sunita mam, As am doin my comp. engg. i had a khwaish dat dere should b one version of microsoft windows in haryanvi------wid window replaced wid --allaa
On a serious note:
1) i want to b a hacker(currently workin on it) n hack security systems of US.
2) I want to b a cryptographer.
3) i want to hav all new electronic gadgets
4) n i am really pissed of wid dis INDIA Vs PAKISTAN, funda, i guess we guys should luk at sum better competitors.
5) n help in bulid up of linux versions.

sunitahooda
March 4th, 2006, 07:39 AM
Dear Dinesh,
may i thank you for posting your wishes in this thread and also request not to post your personal comments on someting else here because for these kind of comments you can click on a person's id and send a personalised message, otherwise the thread looses its vital meaning and flow. Rupender and Deswal sahab i thank you for pointing at this.
Regards,
Sunita

sorry bhai sahab bade bhai
you are going in wrong direction
mera yo matlab na tha jo tane kaddh liya me polite bas ek request kar raha tha apne agar buri lagi te age te hum aap pe koi comment aur suggestion likhna bhi bandh kar denge.
ok don`t mind might
thank for this bade bhai sahab
yours :):):):)bye

mittu
March 4th, 2006, 02:23 PM
I guess this is very good way to Rerealize your dreamz, now i'll work with more zest for my dreams, So, folks keep searching your inner core for your dreams, and work on them.:rolleyes:

lakra2002
March 5th, 2006, 12:23 PM
don`t mind buddy


yours
;):cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: :)[/quotehiii a]

lakra2002
March 14th, 2006, 12:42 PM
]sorry bhai sahab bade bhai
you are going in wrong direction
mera yo matlab na tha jo tane kaddh liya me polite bas ek request kar raha tha apne agar buri lagi te age te hum aap pe koi comment aur suggestion likhna bhi bandh kar denge.
ok don`t mind might
thank for this bade bhai sahab
yours :):):):)by

sandeepsomu
March 14th, 2006, 05:20 PM
mahare gaam ek dada sai daru pi ker padda rehta hai kabhi kisi ke ghar kabhi kisi ke..jab main wapis gaam mein jata hu to usko thode paise de aata hu fruits ke liye lakin mere aate hai usski bhi daaru pi jata hai bilkul na maanta..meri ek badi khawaish hai ki usski daaru chutadu orr uske liye ek acha sa ghar bana ker usski registary mere naam per karwawo kahi usske bhi woh beeach na de...

vijay
March 14th, 2006, 06:45 PM
mahare gaam ek dada sai daru pi ker padda rehta hai kabhi kisi ke ghar kabhi kisi ke..jab main wapis gaam mein jata hu to usko thode paise de aata hu fruits ke liye lakin mere aate hai usski bhi daaru pi jata hai bilkul na maanta..meri ek badi khawaish hai ki usski daaru chutadu orr uske liye ek acha sa ghar bana ker usski registary mere naam per karwawo kahi usske bhi woh beeach na de...


It touched me Sandeep bhai,

Bhagwaan tumhaari ye khawaish jaroor puri kare.

anilmhm
March 16th, 2006, 02:23 PM
Hi everybody on Jatland !

I am starting this new thread "HAZARON KHWAHISHEN AISI". Its a creative thread and we all have so many desires from which many are killed or they just die unfulfilled but they just keep rocking our mind and heart and we really wish....ke kaash main yo kar sakta/sakti. Its a humourous thread and all of you are requested to express your wishes honestly and let all of us know about the hidden wishes.....I'm writing about mine....:(

In my moments of despair and happiness at times i really wish that my salary was....minimum 40000/- and i could buy either a HONDA CRV/ A WRANGLER JEEP/ BELERO GLX....cuz the salary i am drawing now is enough to buy a vehicle to park it outside and the PIGS can scratch their muddy bums with the vehicle....and watching the pigs i would wish that i could fill the tank and go on an adventure trip....to the Himalayas....or to a water rafting camp.:o

The wildest wish is to buy a HUMMER that Arnold bhaisahab has got....and if i really compromise on my choice then i can be ok with a LAND CRUISER.:D
I wish that i could get an arms license and could keep if not an AK47 but a MAGNUM REVOLVER ya SMITH N WESSON KI CHHOTI SI BANDOOKCHI SE KAAM CHALA LETI:rolleyes:

WHEN I GO TO THESE POSH APPLIANCES SHOWROOM.... i wish i had a bigger house and i could buy a Plasma TV for 3.5 lacs...and if not this i could compromise on a 29'\" TV.BAS IBB MERA SAHARA CITY KA FLAT LIKAD AANA CHAHIYE;)

I wish that the world and especially people on JATLAND would take me as honest person and trust every word i say.:)

I wish that i stop giving expensive gifts to my friends....instead...i start receiving....and a SWATCH or ROLEX watch....which i gifted to my best friend and didn't buy for myself....:confused:

I wish i could do something for the poor and society....and have enough money to help needed when i get a chance to....:) :)

NOW ITS YOUR CHANCE TO PEN DOWN YOUR WILDEST WISHES....I'LL GIVE SOME MORE LATER....thank sunita ji nice thread,to rock ones wishes
actualy like all other member i have also has alots of wishes
1 to b most edu. boy in my village which i going to b next year
2 to join UNO, IN REFFUSE AGENCY AND GO TO ALL WAR DISTROYED COUNTRY LIKE CAMBODIA, JIMBABE, AND MANY SOUTH AFRICAN AND MIDDLE EAST COUNTRY TO CONVEY THE MESSAGE OF BROTHERHOD
3 TO HAV OWN HOTEL AND RESTURANT CHAIN, AND TO DEVELOP RURAL TOURISM IN VILLAGE
4TO MARRY A GL WHICH HAV SOCIAL SERVICE BACK GROUND
5 AND LAST BUT NOT LEASTTO ROCK THE KISAN COMMUNITY WITH NEW IDEAS OF CULTIVATION,SO THAT WE CAN IMPROVE OUR QUALITY OF CROP WITH QUANTITY

keshavdahiya
March 16th, 2006, 02:40 PM
AND LAST BUT NOT LEASTTO ROCK THE KISAN COMMUNITY WITH NEW IDEAS OF CULTIVATION,SO THAT WE CAN IMPROVE OUR QUALITY OF CROP WITH QUANTITY


bhai re lillluu....bahut baddhiya baat batai aapne I m with you....ghanna bhooj ho jya te manne bhi jood liye bhai re.......mein bhi EK aadh teri khwaish mein haath batta dyunga......hahahhahhaa

bhai last but not the least.........ek baat reh gi least....hahahha...tanne nyu na kahi ki mein jatland pe chutkalan ki kitab likhunga......hahahahhaha har pher sabka sir phodunga sabke CHOOBHA MARUNGA chaati mein........hahahaahahaa killkki GAGU©

dude that was a fun bit but your efforts are really appreiciated....and may god you ful fill all of them and many more like that.......keep it going mannnnnnn.................saaaand....hahhahahhah killkki @MANNNNNN

sunitahooda
March 16th, 2006, 02:48 PM
OHO tu kadd mai kai haand gya aade....teri jhallan tai bacha rakhi thi ibb tahi...:eek: bachaiyo rey....ferrari aage....farrari aage ....killki....GAGU @ farrari

ratheetheraist
March 16th, 2006, 03:39 PM
thank sunita ji nice thread,to rock ones wishes
actualy like all other member i have also has alots of wishes

4TO MARRY A GL WHICH HAV SOCIAL SERVICE BACK GROUND


lillee...........ree..............ooo.........lill eee...............rukkaaaaa........:mad:

aur te theek saaii gugaaa..par ya teri chothe no ki khawahish kattii lunjj punjj khawahish likdii...........aareee ya kissi khawahish thhii terii meryaarr.............??? :confused::confused:

soccial service back ground aalii kissii hoya karee............hahahah............dekhiyee mille picchhee kadde tu bhi us ki dhaal social work main ghuss jaa kukrammii...........hahahahahah.......:eek:

killkii............pe................killkiii..... ....................gagu...@lunjj punjj social service aali bahu ki khawahishh...............hahahahahah.............h ahahahahha................hahahahahah.........kill kii ...........pe..........killkii..........maaree tanne kasaaiiiiiii....................:D:D

arr sunn tere sharr ki jiss NASS mhaan te yaa khawahish likkddii thi terii........uss NASS ne dr. poonam pe bhichwaa aa jaa ke amrikkaa....................hahahaha.............. hahahaha..............hahaha...........killkii.... ....gagu@amrikka...........hahaha.............maar e re kassaaiii.......:D:DGAGU@nass...........hahaha:D:D

harishdahiya
March 16th, 2006, 04:27 PM
sunita ji apneh yo sahi thread suru kara.
sab ki badi-2 icha hai.Teh mein kyu pache rahu.Meri icha hai ak mere gaam mein mere dada ji ke naam teh ek school baneh jismein sirf jatta ke bache padeh aur IAS IPS aur Khiladi baneh.Bina kise fees ke.
Ar rahi baat gaddi bangla yeh to paise ki maya hai aaj ahi kaal nahi.
iske illava mera sapna tha ak mein bahut badiya footballer banu aur ek din apne india ki team ne football world cup jita ke lau.
ar jisa apne deshwal ji neh kaya ak pher dobra jat hi janam lu,meri bhi yahi icha hai.

sunitahooda
March 16th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Harish....may God Bless You and fulfill your dreams....:)

iske illava mera sapna tha ak mein bahut badiya footballer banu aur ek din apne india ki team ne football world cup jita ke lau.
ar jisa apne deshwal ji neh kaya ak pher dobra jat hi janam lu,meri bhi yahi icha hai.[/quote]

deswal
March 16th, 2006, 04:53 PM
I wish:


i) I could fly like a bird and run like a horse--thousands of miles and without
being tired!

ii) I could see all others without being seen!!



For unfulfilled desire some time later!

fireball
March 21st, 2006, 09:34 AM
Very nice post Sunitaji,
Fursat mein kabi mein bhi add karoongi kuch khawisen.
keep up the good work :)

Regards,
Kiran.

sunitahooda
March 21st, 2006, 09:37 AM
Thanks Kiran....are you Jitu's sister?

Very nice post Sunitaji,
Fursat mein kabi mein bhi add karoongi kuch khawisen.
keep up the good work :)

Regards,
Kiran.

fireball
March 21st, 2006, 09:40 AM
yes! ur right Sunitaji,
I'm his younger sister,
kuch kaam ho to bataiye aap!

Regards,
KiranThanks Kiran....are you Jitu's sister?

dndeswal
March 28th, 2006, 12:27 PM
प्रथम पृष्ठ् पर मैने अपनी इच्छा लिखी थी - एक साधू का भाव । एक ख्वाहिश अवश्य है जिसे ईश्वर ही पूरी कर सकता है - यदि मुझे मनुष्य जन्म दुबारा मिले तो एक जाट के घर में ही मिले !

मनुष्य बनना चाह्ता है कुछ, और बन जाता है कुछ और ही । मैं चाह्ता था कि मैं किसी कालेज या विश्वविद्यालय में प्रोफेसर बनूं और कुछ बच्चों के कान ऐंठता रहूं । या फिर कर्नल मलिक की तरह फौज में कमांडर बनूं और एक दिन पूरी पलटन को सम्बोधित करूं - सावधान, तैयार हो जाओ, आज शाम तक लाहौर को फतह करना है !

पर आ गये सिविल नौकरी में ! कहते हैं भगवान जो करता है, ठीक ही करता है - सर्विस भी सरकारी, पैसे भी अच्छे मिलते हैं (विदेश में), सारी दुनियां भी घूम कर देख ली और थोड़ी बहुत सेवा आप लोगों की भी कर रहा हूं (हिन्दी मैं लिख कर) । मनुष्य को अधिक इच्छायें करनी भी नहीं चाहियें - यही दुख का मुख्य कारण होती हैं । इसलिये यह दोहा फिर लिख रहा हूं :

साईं इतना दीजिये जां में कुटुंब समाय ।
ना मैं भूखा रहूं, साधू खाली ना जाय ॥
.

cooljat
March 28th, 2006, 12:36 PM
Uncelji aapne 16 aane sach baat kahi hai,

ppl r running blindly after name, fame money in vein
as ultimate truth is this, One day we've to go empty hands....like we came!

Soul-satisfaction is the key thing!!:)

Salutations,

Rock on
Jit
प्रथम पृष्ठ् पर मैने अपनी इच्छा लिखी थी - एक साधू का भाव । एक ख्वाहिश अवश्य है जिसे ईश्वर ही पूरी कर सकता है - यदि मुझे मनुष्य जन्म दुबारा मिले तो एक जाट के घर में ही मिले !

मनुष्य बनना चाह्ता है कुछ, और बन जाता है कुछ और ही । मैं चाह्ता था कि मैं किसी कालेज या विश्वविद्यालय में प्रोफेसर बनूं और कुछ बच्चों के कान ऐंठता रहूं । या फिर कर्नल मलिक की तरह फौज में कमांडर बनूं और एक दिन पूरी पलटन को सम्बोधित करूं - सावधान, तैयार हो जाओ, आज शाम तक लाहौर को फतह करना है !

पर आ गये सिविल नौकरी में ! कहते हैं भगवान जो करता है, ठीक ही करता है - सर्विस भी सरकारी, पैसे भी अच्छे मिलते हैं (विदेश में), सारी दुनियां भी घूम कर देख ली और थोड़ी बहुत सेवा आप लोगों की भी कर रहा हूं (हिन्दी मैं लिख कर) । मनुष्य को अधिक इच्छायें करनी भी नहीं चाहियें - यही दुख का मुख्य कारण होती हैं । इसलिये यह दोहा फिर लिख रहा हूं :

साईं इतना दीजिये जां में कुटुंब समाय ।
ना मैं भूखा रहूं, साधू खाली ना जाय ॥
.

downtoearth
March 29th, 2006, 11:09 AM
Uncelji aapne 16 aane sach baat kahi hai,

ppl r running blindly after name, fame money in vein
as ultimate truth is this, One day we've to go empty hands....like we came!

Soul-satisfaction is the key thing!!:)

Salutations,

Rock on
Jitnu ki nu sey meri bhi

downtoearth
March 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM
I wish:


i) I could fly like a bird and run like a horse--thousands of miles and without
being tired!

ii) I could see all others without being seen!!



For unfulfilled desire some time later! ram phal ji ,,,,,,, aap mr. india ke anil kapoor ney ib laag na bhooley shayad ,,,,,,,,:D :D :D :D ,,, baaki achi khaweish sein;)

sunitahooda
May 1st, 2006, 03:15 PM
MY LATEST WISH:-
I wish to have just ONE DAY when i login on JATLAND and no one tries to drag me into an argument:) jiss din mood hota hai laddney ka uss din koi laddta nahi aur jiss din nahi hota uss din....lathamm-lathaa:D ....Joking Though!!!!

deepshi
May 1st, 2006, 07:23 PM
i wish- ek din esa aaye jab log ek duusre ko JEE lene denge-- moul nhi lenge!:(

gandasa
May 1st, 2006, 09:41 PM
Duur se koi aaye .....Kahin chupke se wo dil main sama jaye
Uske bina mera jiwan jaise koi suuna gaon
suraj ki kirano se banta hai chera tumara
ek yehi chera hai mera jiwan sahara
aankhen teri meri nadiyan............palke kinara
lakhon dukhon hai mera yeh dil bechara
Duur se koi aaye ....................

gandasa
May 1st, 2006, 09:48 PM
Saye main uske barsoon ka jaga main so jaun
uski sajti savarti dhanak main ghar banau
apne ghar main kai chand taare sajaun ..........
usme khojaun
uske andaaz aisa hai jaise mausam aate jaate
mujhe tadphayegi chunariya........................

sunitahooda
May 2nd, 2006, 03:08 PM
Good Wishes...i hope they come true....all the best Rana:) Saye main uske barsoon ka jaga main so jaun
uski sajti savarti dhanak main ghar banau
apne ghar main kai chand taare sajaun ..........
usme khojaun
uske andaaz aisa hai jaise mausam aate jaate
mujhe tadphayegi chunariya........................

rajal
May 2nd, 2006, 03:56 PM
its beautiful.may your dreams come true.AL THE BEST:) Duur se koi aaye .....Kahin chupke se wo dil main sama jaye
Uske bina mera jiwan jaise koi suuna gaon
suraj ki kirano se banta hai chera tumara
ek yehi chera hai mera jiwan sahara
aankhen teri meri nadiyan............palke kinara
lakhon dukhon hai mera yeh dil bechara
Duur se koi aaye ....................

rajal
May 2nd, 2006, 04:05 PM
YAAR TUM SAB LOGO KI ITNI KHWAHISHEN DEKH KAR MUJHE MAJBOORI MEIN APNI EK KHWAHISH POORI KARNI PADEGI.SOCHTI HOON BHAGWAN BAN JAU TUMHARI KHUSHIYON KE LIYE,PHIR TUM SABKI WISHES POORI KAR PAUNGI.KHER TUMHARE LIYE MUJHE YE BHI MANJUR HAI.:D Hi everybody on Jatland !

I am starting this new thread "HAZARON KHWAHISHEN AISI". Its a creative thread and we all have so many desires from which many are killed or they just die unfulfilled but they just keep rocking our mind and heart and we really wish....ke kaash main yo kar sakta/sakti. Its a humourous thread and all of you are requested to express your wishes honestly and let all of us know about the hidden wishes.....I'm writing about mine....:(

In my moments of despair and happiness at times i really wish that my salary was....minimum 40000/- and i could buy either a HONDA CRV/ A WRANGLER JEEP/ BELERO GLX....cuz the salary i am drawing now is enough to buy a vehicle to park it outside and the PIGS can scratch their muddy bums with the vehicle....and watching the pigs i would wish that i could fill the tank and go on an adventure trip....to the Himalayas....or to a water rafting camp.:o

The wildest wish is to buy a HUMMER that Arnold bhaisahab has got....and if i really compromise on my choice then i can be ok with a LAND CRUISER.:D
I wish that i could get an arms license and could keep if not an AK47 but a MAGNUM REVOLVER ya SMITH N WESSON KI CHHOTI SI BANDOOKCHI SE KAAM CHALA LETI:rolleyes:

WHEN I GO TO THESE POSH APPLIANCES SHOWROOM.... i wish i had a bigger house and i could buy a Plasma TV for 3.5 lacs...and if not this i could compromise on a 29'\" TV.BAS IBB MERA SAHARA CITY KA FLAT LIKAD AANA CHAHIYE;)

I wish that the world and especially people on JATLAND would take me as honest person and trust every word i say.:)

I wish that i stop giving expensive gifts to my friends....instead...i start receiving....and a SWATCH or ROLEX watch....which i gifted to my best friend and didn't buy for myself....:confused:

I wish i could do something for the poor and society....and have enough money to help needed when i get a chance to....:) :)

NOW ITS YOUR CHANCE TO PEN DOWN YOUR WILDEST WISHES....I'LL GIVE SOME MORE LATER....

sunitahooda
May 2nd, 2006, 04:11 PM
Bann ja bebe bhagwan arr dekhey DUbhat mattna kar diye fer....:D :) YAAR TUM SAB LOGO KI ITNI KHWAHISHEN DEKH KAR MUJHE MAJBOORI MEIN APNI EK KHWAHISH POORI KARNI PADEGI.SOCHTI HOON BHAGWAN BAN JAU TUMHARI KHUSHIYON KE LIYE,PHIR TUM SABKI WISHES POORI KAR PAUNGI.KHER TUMHARE LIYE MUJHE YE BHI MANJUR HAI.:D

ritu
May 4th, 2006, 12:48 AM
Kash Me Dobara Se Ek Din Ki Bachhi Ban Jau Er Jo Jo Galti Mane Ab Tak Kari He Wo Na Karu Aur Jin Rishto Ki Ahmiyat Mujhe Aaj Mahsoos Ho Rahi He Unko Appreciate Karu.bus Yahi Ek Choti Si Khwasish He Meri Ke Me Ban Jau Choti Si Bachhi.

keshavdahiya
May 4th, 2006, 02:02 AM
ram phal ji ,,,,,,, aap mr. india ke anil kapoor ney ib laag na bhooley shayad ,,,, baaki achi khaweish sein;)

oooo James Bond...hahahhaa :D :D :D :p :p :p tu apne aap ne ke soche se......khagaad paache si tanne topp challa raakhi thi er iib tu kimme daraawe se......tere ke jii me se.....bhai kimme aan de ne..khwaasisha mein ke dhrya se......;) ;)

keshavdahiya
May 4th, 2006, 02:05 AM
MY LATEST WISH:-
I wish to have just ONE DAY when i login on JATLAND and no one tries to drag me into an argument:) jiss din mood hota hai laddney ka uss din koi laddta nahi aur jiss din nahi hota uss din....lathamm-lathaa:D ....Joking Though!!!!


hahahahaha ji saa aa gya teri ya khwaaish paaddh ke......killkkki paat gi meri to.........baaki thik se bebe tu ghanne siing na uljaya kar.....log baag badde sensitive hain......sabte mazaak na ootya jata....tera ji kaare to tu mere duun maar liya kar mein ghanna raazi hoya karun........

sunitahooda
May 4th, 2006, 09:53 AM
hahahahahahahahaha....killkiii....koye e-mail mai E-DOON bhi chal padi key....kade tai download karun Keshu? GOOGLE mai mil jagi e-doon????:D :D :D :D hahahahaha ji saa aa gya teri ya khwaaish paaddh ke......killkkki paat gi meri to.........baaki thik se bebe tu ghanne siing na uljaya kar.....log baag badde sensitive hain......sabte mazaak na ootya jata....tera ji kaare to tu mere duun maar liya kar mein ghanna raazi hoya karun........

sunitahooda
July 7th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Ek aur Khwahish....

sunitahooda
July 7th, 2006, 05:55 PM
Khwahish....ke mai apney inn sarey exams me aur Management Accounting aaley mai paas ho jaun:D Hey Guru Ji kariyo maadi kripa si:D :)

deepakchoudhry
July 7th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Aaj Phir jeenay ki tamanna Hai, Aaj Phir mernay ka Irdaa Hai :)

rkumar
July 7th, 2006, 06:56 PM
Khwahish....ke mai apney inn sarey exams me aur Management Accounting aaley mai paas ho jaun:D Hey Guru Ji kariyo maadi kripa si:D :)

Sunita Ji, aapkee yeh tasveer aise lag rahee ho jaise space shuttle me baithee hon aur neeche dhartee nazar aa rahee ho shuttle ki khirkee se.. bahut lajabab photo hai... tarafee aapki karen yaa tasveer kheenchne wale ki...LOL

RK^2

neeti
July 7th, 2006, 08:44 PM
Good going Narender
"
http://www.jatland.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif Ek khawaish
Duur se koi aaye .....Kahin chupke se wo dil main sama jaye
Uske bina mera jiwan jaise koi suuna gaon
suraj ki kirano se banta hai chera tumara
ek yehi chera hai mera jiwan sahara
aankhen teri meri nadiyan............palke kinara
lakhon dukhon hai mera yeh dil bechara
Duur se koi aaye ....................
__________________ "

Aapke khawaish ... kafi romantice hai per waha case bada he simple hai
" Koi jana pehchana sa mil jaye…
Jo hume samanjh paaye..”

Waise meri Khawaish - I want to own a Big Gallery, full of Handicraft material... usme India ke har ek state ke kuch na kuch speciality ho... har jagah se chote chote artist aaye...unke collections ho
... A small Typical India under a roof...

neeti

chhikaragreat
July 8th, 2006, 02:45 PM
mera to ek chhota sapna hai :

mera ek country pub ho delhi me aur mai use takreeban 12 baje din mai kholun. aram karoon aur ek ad beer sham ko pi loon.

doston ye to koi bada dream nahi hai par sala jaton ne kabhi apna dandha hi nahi kiya isi liye sapna hi lagta hai!

and yes I wana see my baby (close to 4 years) to become an outstanding sportsman and in fact, i wana read about him!







I wish ..ak mere dhore jabardast.. 6th sense hondi… so that… saare natural disasters ka pahlya ee bera pat janda…. .n I cud save all innocent people…around the world....from dying!!

I wish saare.. world me ik hi religion honta…… arr aapas me koye bhi na larta.. no silly riots.. atleast for religion!!

I wish.. I could meet all Indian soldiers…… n tell them.. how brave they are.. n how proud we are of them!!

I wish I could.. kill all the rapists with my own hands… n not go to jail.


i wish thaam yu sab padh ke.. nu na sochde ak... ".... aache pakayee yaar isne to.." :)

jojidahiya
July 9th, 2006, 06:35 PM
mere wish yo sai kai. bhagwan manye ek din khatre ese power de kai mai tam saryain ke wish pure kar dun.

mothsara1st
July 11th, 2006, 09:30 AM
Hi all
This is really really nice and thanks too sunita hooda that she started such an amazing thread wow!

I also have a wish .
kash aisa hota ke hamare purwazon ne parivar niyajan kiya hota...........kash hamari population 100 crore se uper nahin hoti ..........kash hamare desh ke bahut se talented log sirf do waqt ki roti kamane ke liye hi apni sari jindgi nahin gujar rahe hote.........kash 1 rupya 100 dollar ke barabar hota ....................kash

sunitahooda
July 11th, 2006, 09:48 AM
Sujeet....May we hope that you wont repeat the mistake done by your forefathers n wont give a chance to your kids to say....Kash hamarey PAPA ney pariwar niyojan kiya hota....:D :D :D :D ....majaak tha ye:) Hi all
This is really really nice and thanks too sunita hooda that she started such an amazing thread wow!

I also have a wish .
kash aisa hota ke hamare purwazon ne parivar niyajan kiya hota...........kash hamari population 100 crore se uper nahin hoti ..........kash hamare desh ke bahut se talented log sirf do waqt ki roti kamane ke liye hi apni sari jindgi nahin gujar rahe hote.........kash 1 rupya 100 dollar ke barabar hota ....................kash

mothsara1st
July 11th, 2006, 09:54 AM
Yes ofcourse aur meri ye icha jaroor jaroor puri hogi

mpsdelhi
July 12th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Bebe, jab tak gariban ka number aawga, teri higher priority khwahishen tere dhori kuchh chhodengi bhi ke?

mpsdelhi
July 12th, 2006, 04:02 PM
Bhai Logo,

Aap sab ki khatti, mithee, bheegi hui, sard evam garm (guns et el) khwahishen padh kar maza aa gaya. Lekin sab mein ek hi locha paya: its all wishful. None of us seems to be eager to report our successes in reaching the mukaam! Hai koi kahani jisme dum ho?

lorish
July 29th, 2006, 12:05 PM
I just want to remove all the Politicians and priests from world, I think by doing that this world will better place to live. And this human being will be free from the GOD.

sunitahooda
July 29th, 2006, 05:08 PM
[Sarvesh....nice wish....i agree to the first word only.QUOTE=lorish;109864]I just want to remove all the Politicians and priests from world, I think by doing that this world will better place to live. And this human being will be free from the GOD.[/QUOTE]

ritudahiya
July 29th, 2006, 05:36 PM
I wish I could roam around world without any ticket and stay expenditure.
I wish i could own $ 1000000000000000000000 As Fortune.
I wish I could marry TOM CRUISE.
I wish i could date Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, Abhishek Bacchan.
I wish i could shoot all terrorists.

dndeswal
July 29th, 2006, 06:37 PM
I wish I could roam around world without any ticket and stay expenditure.
I wish i could own $ 1000000000000000000000 As Fortune.
I wish I could marry TOM CRUISE.
I wish i could date Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, Abhishek Bacchan.
I wish i could shoot all terrorists.




Vow! I could not resist making a post - what a 'khwashish' of a modern Jat girl ! Can somebody write the above figure into words? English mathematics does not have this capability - it hardly goes beyond a trillion. Our Indian system has this capability.

If none would answer this query, I would !
.

cheelu
July 29th, 2006, 08:01 PM
sirf ek choti si khwaish hai ki
"""meri sabhi khwaishyen puri ho jaaye"""" :)
meri khwaishiyon me ek khwaish hai ki aap sabki bhi khwaishyen puri ho jaaye:D

mittu
July 30th, 2006, 07:00 AM
Vow! I could not resist making a post - what a 'khwashish' of a modern Jat girl ! Can somebody write the above figure into words? English mathematics does not have this capability - it hardly goes beyond a trillion. Our Indian system has this capability.

If none would answer this query, I would !
.

it should be 100 mahashankh in indian system or is there any term for for 100 mahashankh?
well in english system its 1000quintillion.

dndeswal
July 30th, 2006, 11:56 AM
it should be 100 mahashankh in indian system or is there any term for for 100 mahashankh?
well in english system its 1000quintillion.

100 Mahashankh is correct. I00 Mahashankh means '1 Nivaahat'. Indian mathematics had names for upto 10 x 53 zeros !
.

mittu
July 30th, 2006, 07:49 PM
100 Mahashankh is correct. I00 Mahashankh means '1 Nivaahat'. Indian mathematics had names for upto 10 x 53 zeros !
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53 zeros!!!
D.N. Deswal sir plz add on to our knowledge by telling numeric units in indian mathematics, i know till mahashankh which stands for 10 X 18 zeros.
Somebody told me, one can calculate even square of 11 digits without using pen and paper by vedic maths just by remembering few shlokas.

amitrajora
July 30th, 2006, 08:18 PM
I wish everyone could be the best they can be.

dndeswal
July 30th, 2006, 09:48 PM
53 zeros!!!
D.N. Deswal sir plz add on to our knowledge by telling numeric units in indian mathematics, i know till mahashankh which stands for 10 X 18 zeros.
Somebody told me, one can calculate even square of 11 digits without using pen and paper by vedic maths just by remembering few shlokas.

ले भाई अमित - तू भी के याद राखैगा - और वो सुनीता भी सोचैगी कि उसकी थ्रैड तै खूब चल पड़ी । मुफ्त में ज्ञान दे रहा हूं - लिख लो - थारे को कोई और ना मिलैगा मेरे जैसा इस जाटलैंड पर - जो थारे सारे सवालों के जवाब फटाफट दे दे । वैसे इसे कहीं अलग से थ्रैड बना कर लिख देता तो ठीक था । महाशंख से आगे लिख रहा हूं :

(z = zero)
10 + 19z = Nivahata निवाहत:
10 + 21z = Utsangha उत्संघ:
10 + 23z = Bahulam बहुलम्
10 + 25z = Naagbaalaha नागबाल:
10 + 27 z = Titlambam तित्लम्बम्
10 + 29 z = Vyavasthaanapragnaptihi व्यवस्थानप्रग्नापति:
10 + 31z = Hetuhellam हेतुहेल्लम्
10 + 33z = Krahuhu क्रहुहु
10 + 35z = hetvindreeyam हेत्विन्द्रियम्
10 + 37z = Sampaata Lambhaha संपात-लंभ:
10 + 39z = Gananaagatihi गणनागति:
10 + 41z = Niravadyam निर्वाद्यम्
10 + 43z = Mudraabaalam मुद्राबालम्
10 + 45z = Sarabaalam स्रबालम्
10 + 47z = Vishvamagnagatihi विश्वमग्नातिथि:
10 + 49z = Sarvagnaha सर्वाग्न:
10 + 51z = Vibhutangaamaa विभूतांगम:
10 + 53 z = Tallakshanam तल्लक्षणम्

कित गई रीतू दहिया ? ख्वाहिश करनी हो तो 10 + 53z की कर ले ना बावळी ! नहीं तो मेरी तरह एक साधु की भावना ही ठीक है ।

ईब बताओ - आपणी संस्कृत आच्छी या ये सुसरी अंग्रेजी ?
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lorish
August 2nd, 2006, 08:40 PM
[Sarvesh....nice wish....i agree to the first word only.QUOTE=lorish;109864]I just want to remove all the Politicians and priests from world, I think by doing that this world will better place to live. And this human being will be free from the GOD.[/QUOTE]


Thanks a lot Sunita, Probably you did not like the last sentence "And this human being will be free from the GOD". But thats true, People think that GOD created human but I say human created GOD and become bound to self-created fear. If someone is free from this fear, life will be awesome.

yudhvirmor
August 2nd, 2006, 10:53 PM
[quote=dndeswal;110005]ले भाई अमित - तू भी के याद राखैगा - और

Deswal Sahab Kamal kar diya aapne.

I never heard it, Simple amazing stuff. Person like you will keep us showing the ray of hope in dark sea.

Thanks
Yudhvir Mor

vijay
August 2nd, 2006, 11:21 PM
आपणी संस्कृत आच्छी या ये सुसरी अंग्रेजी ?
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Deswal Sir,

our language is much better than English.

hamari bhasha mein sab rishton ka koi na koi naam hai. jaise ki mama, chacha, taya, fufa, mousi, chachi, mami, bua etc.... but in english they are just uncle and Aunt.... no specifications............. haha
We are the better and our Sanskrit is the best

Any doubts ????

mittu
August 2nd, 2006, 11:44 PM
sanskrit is best language for computer programming, if u'll look in deep u'll realise that sanskrit is a Object Oriented language. For example, in English 'cow' is a just a sound assigned to mean a particular animal. But if you drill down the word 'gau' --Sanskrit for 'cow'-- you will arrive at a broad class 'gam' which means 'to move. From these derive 'gamanam', 'gatih' etc which are variations of 'movement'. all words is sanskrit have this OOP approch, people wid programming background can easily understand this.
Salute to great mr. Panini who created sanskrit bout 2500 yrs ago.

sunitahooda
August 3rd, 2006, 09:32 AM
Dear All....lets discuss in detail about our wonderful and best language Sanskrit in a different thread.

deepshi
August 3rd, 2006, 09:39 AM
khi-khi-khi:p :D :p Dear All....lets discuss in detail about our wonderful and best language Sanskrit in a different thread.

sunitahooda
August 3rd, 2006, 09:42 AM
Also lets LAUGH in a different THREAD....;) :D :D :D :D :D :p khi-khi-khi:p :D :p

pnauhwar21
December 29th, 2006, 01:33 AM
Deshwali ji ki 'Popular Threads' ki post se pata chala is post ka isliey kuchh apni bhi Chhoti si Khwaishein pesh kar raha hoon :)

1) Ek chhota sa farmhouse 100 acre ka right in front of a beach

2) Us farmhouse mein har tarah ke exotic fruits aur vegetables ke ped

3) 2 swimming pool - ek outdoor, ek indoor, 1 Tubewell, 1 waterfall structure

4) 2 Jumbo jet, 2 glider, 2 helicopter, 21 different kind of bikes and cars from all over the world like Habusa, Harley, Bullet, Yamaha, Bugati, etc..

5) 1 cruise ship aur 2 ultra luxurious yacht

6) Har country mein aur uski major cities mein 2 7-star hotels khud ke

7) Saari countries ke Presidents aur Prime Minister mujhse poochkar koi bhi decision le

8) Roj different bhagwan mere sath waqt bitane ayen with the apsaras..Kabhi Hanumanji aur Shivji mere sath Doodh lassi piyen to kabhi Vishnu aur Bhramha... Parvatiji aur Lakshmi ji apne hathon se swadisht vyanjan bana ki khilayen..aur phir roj raat ko bonfire pe dance competition dekhen apsaraon aur Las Vegas ki showgirls ke beech mein..

9) Ek Pushpak vimaan bhi mere liye available ho hamesha..kisi bhi lok mein jane ke liye

10) Saare jaanwaron ki boli samajh mein aa jaye aur wo mujhse baat karen

11) Bhoot-pret meri security ke liye rahen

Abhi aur bhi hain..pahle aap log ye wali pacha lo :D

tapisihmar
December 29th, 2006, 02:37 PM
sir ji jama aap k gale sa bus 2-4 or aaan do gane dina baad esa koi mila jis n pad k lage k dharti p dinasora k baad jatta ka raj s.

sunitahooda
January 31st, 2007, 03:19 PM
Prashant...liked yur last wish....:D suits to a JAT's MindDeshwali ji ki 'Popular Threads' ki post se pata chala is post ka isliey kuchh apni bhi Chhoti si Khwaishein pesh kar raha hoon :)

11) Bhoot-pret meri security ke liye rahen

Abhi aur bhi hain..pahle aap log ye wali pacha lo :D

neels
January 31st, 2007, 03:48 PM
Vaise to ye bilkul sahi baat hai ki....

Hazaron khawaishen aise.............ke har khwaish pe dam nikele !

phir bhi.....

Zindagi mein Jeet jaun,,, Bas Itna sa khwab hai. :)

sunitahooda
January 31st, 2007, 03:55 PM
Bhagwan...tumhari saari chhoti baddi khwahishen poori kare....meri yahi kaamna hai:p Vaise to ye bilkul sahi baat hai ki....

Hazaron khawaishen aise.............ke har khwaish pe dam nikele !

phir bhi.....

Zindagi mein Jeet jaun,,, Bas Itna sa khwab hai. :)

neels
January 31st, 2007, 04:08 PM
Bhagwan...tumhari saari chhoti baddi khwahishen poori kare....meri yahi kaamna hai:p

Thank you Sunita, and I wish the same for you.
Zindagi mein doston ki shubhkaamnayen aur pyaar milta rahe... bas isse badi khwaish kya hogi.....:)

pmalhan
February 1st, 2007, 05:23 PM
Waise tau khawaise bahut si hain par .... sabse badi hai

Desh ki khatir ladte-ladte, desh par hi main mar jaoon.
Himalaya ki choti pe naam ho mera, aisa kuchh main kar jaoon

ritu
February 2nd, 2007, 06:27 AM
khawashio ka kya hai chand ko taaro ko chunne ki ki bhi h
do gaz jameen me dafanana h fir bhi hasrat aasman ki h

ritu
February 2nd, 2007, 06:29 AM
mere khawhisho ka kya ilam hoga tujhe
khud ko jo bhul gaye tab jaake paaya tujhe

samranwa
February 2nd, 2007, 08:52 AM
Malhanji
very gud khwaish!!
aap army mein deekhte hein!!
I like your patriotism!!

regards
sam


Waise tau khawaise bahut si hain par .... sabse badi hai

Desh ki khatir ladte-ladte, desh par hi main mar jaoon.
Himalaya ki choti pe naam ho mera, aisa kuchh main kar jaoon

pmalhan
February 2nd, 2007, 01:13 PM
Thanks Samiksha Ji, But I am not in army.
wo hi khawaish to puri nahi hui.

sunitahooda
February 5th, 2007, 10:25 AM
Praveen ati-uttam khwahish hai....Army mein na hokar bhi aap desh ke liye jo chaho wo kar saktey ho....Good thinking:) Waise tau khawaise bahut si hain par .... sabse badi hai

Desh ki khatir ladte-ladte, desh par hi main mar jaoon.
Himalaya ki choti pe naam ho mera, aisa kuchh main kar jaoon

Samarkadian
February 5th, 2007, 09:28 PM
Indeed its a nice thread to express creativeness.Greetings!

As a human being , I would like to know myself fully, my worth of this life here,my objectives and what after me.

Also i would like to be the Chief Minister of Haryana State one day,Taking oath in assembly in Chandigarh.More precisly, I want to be the Socio-spirtiual leader.

Thanks for giving the opprtunity.

sunitahooda
February 6th, 2007, 11:32 AM
Very kind wish:) May God fulfillIndeed its a nice thread to express creativeness.Greetings!

As a human being , I would like to know myself fully, my worth of this life here,my objectives and what after me.

Also i would like to be the Chief Minister of Haryana State one day,Taking oath in assembly in Chandigarh.More precisly, I want to be the Socio-spirtiual leader.

Thanks for giving the opprtunity.

ritu
February 6th, 2007, 07:10 PM
mere khwaish hai ki me jatland ki creator hoti er sifr humor section hi hota jaha sab kilkki marate rahate er serious type ke logo ko member na banaya jaata.er on smileys me ek kaulli bharan ka smiley banati me er ek puchkaran ka.er ve saare rondu bhondu er akdu type ke smileys ko bahar khanda deti .:p

dahiyathedon
February 6th, 2007, 08:48 PM
bahot badiya ritu,good wish.

my wish
i like freedom very much,i wish i m always free.
ek sher that i like most

Isaq aur aazadi ,Karar-e-jist ka saman hai,
Isaq meri jaan, Aazadi mera imaan hai.
Isaq par qurbaan kar du apni zindangi,
par aazadi pe mera,isaq bhi qurbaan hai.

sunitahooda
February 7th, 2007, 10:00 AM
Soooo beautiful....dont change....remain same:) bahot badiya ritu,good wish.

my wish
i like freedom very much,i wish i m always free.
ek sher that i like most

Isaq aur aazadi ,Karar-e-jist ka saman hai,
Isaq meri jaan, Aazadi mera imaan hai.
Isaq par qurbaan kar du apni zindangi,
par aazadi pe mera,isaq bhi qurbaan hai.

satyeshwar
April 20th, 2008, 12:44 AM
Unlocked upon author's request

sunitahooda
April 20th, 2008, 07:20 PM
Thanks BaghUnlocked upon author's request

ritu
April 21st, 2008, 03:51 AM
ab khwaisho se aage nikal aaye hum
ranj to ab ye hai ki koi khwaish hi nahi

ritu
April 21st, 2008, 03:53 AM
jindagi ko yu itne kareeb se dekha
khwaisho se hatkar jab hakikat ko dekha

jyotikohar
April 21st, 2008, 12:03 PM
ai khuda bas itna raham kar de zara in khawahishon ko kuch kam kar de..........jab tak jinda hian tamanyen khatam nahi hoti aur honi bhi nahi chahiyen..........

APNA DESH ITNI UNATTI KARE .............KI YAHAN KA VISA LENE KE LIYE LOG BHAGEN.........:)

sunitahooda
April 22nd, 2008, 10:11 AM
I ardently wish a day to come_

1. When people dont interfere with other's life

2. When people have a courage to accept who they are

3. When people portray what they actually are

4. When people don't have hatred if they do they are bold enough to express

5. When people not only WISH to work socially....they actually DO:)

It takes no hard work in wishing but the outcome of our WISHES is the PROOF if we JUST wished and dreamt or turned that into REALITY....No one can realize your dreams:)

ritu
April 22nd, 2008, 11:01 PM
khwaisho ka kya hai maangne ko aasman mang lu
lekin meri nazro me ke trazu me vo tulni bhi to jayaz chahiye

p_singhdelhi
April 26th, 2008, 12:49 PM
Hi friends i had few wishes

1. To win an Individual Gold Medal in Olympic Medal.
2. To reduce the population of India
3. To see every jat well educated and qualified.


some other wishes some other time

great jats :)

parvinder Singh